I just had the best kickstarter idea

[Barry Egan]

Why not make computer screens out of the lights they use for fake sun tanning?  That way instead of looking pasty white, people will look really good by staring at the computer screen all day.

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[Shaka Khan]

I like the way you're thinking, but how are you going to control the tan level? I know ya'll will look Zwarte Piet after Fallout 4 is released.

[Madrun Badrun]

I like it.   Then we can separate the idiots from the rest of us by seeing if they are blind or not.  An IQ test for the 21st century.   

[chronovore]

Only the clowns with those three-monitor setups will actually have an even tan. Everyone else will look like they've fallen asleep at the beach.

[Madrun Badrun]

You calling me a clown chrono?

[Madrun Badrun]

I wouldn't have kissed a girl after fistful has kissed her. 

[nudemacusers]

 what is your solution for potential gamer shirt tan lines?   

[ToxicAdam]

My right hand is going to be a lot tanner than my left hand....

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lol masturbation lol

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[Rufus]

Tanning LCD tan? One word: cancer.

Then again, people might go blind before that. So, sell sunglasses alongside.

[Madrun Badrun]

Someone already made a blindness comment in here Rufus, and that person was me. 

[Rufus]

Are you asking for a like?

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I skim, sue me.

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[Madrun Badrun]

No just pointing out someone clearly tried to get a tan before reading this thread. 

[Rufus]

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[king of the internet]

Pale skin > tanned skin. Coming out of winter looking like a vampire.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Let's not rathole on this blindness stuff now ... we need to lock down a feature set and plan that will get us to an MVP we can iterate on and get to product-market fit before our market window closes. If we succeed there may be time for frills like anti-blindness in future versions.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Pale skin > tanned skin. Coming out of winter looking like a vampire.

Thinking PAWG stands for pale ass white girl

[Phoenix Dark]

I like the way you're thinking, but how are you going to control the tan level? I know ya'll will look Zwarte Piet after Fallout 4 is released.

check your beige privilege
 

[Madrun Badrun]

Let's not rathole on this blindness stuff now ... we need to lock down a feature set and plan that will get us to an MVP we can iterate on and get to product-market fit before our market window closes. If we succeed there may be time for frills like anti-blindness in future versions.

And if we can't solve the blindness issues we can always pivot and weaponize the thing.  You're an Iranian nuclear physicist?  Now your a blind Iranian nuclear physicist.