The greatest anti-Gay anthem ever

[GilloD]

It's from a great faux-website  that got a lot of people angry today. I mean. It's so clearly a joke, but the song has a rockin' solo. Probably NSFW, unless you work at KKK headquarters or the Vatican.

[Mr. Gundam]

Someone needs to call up 107.7 FM in Seattle and tell them it's a joke. They've been talking about all afternoon and are now playing an hour of what Love God's Way's website refers to as gay music.

[brawndolicious]

That is the most fucking awesome thing I have seen in my life.

Someone needs to call up 107.7 FM in Seattle and tell them it's a joke. They've been talking about all afternoon and are now playing an hour of what Love God's Way's website refers to as gay music.

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands


I think The Killers are the only ones.

[bagofeyes]

Not as good as the one I wrote. Oh boy, that was a doozy

[Van Cruncheon]

man, satire is DEAD

[TVC15]

    *  The Spores
    * Scissor Sisters
    * Rufus Wainwright
    * Merzbau
    * Ravi Shankar
    * Wilco
    * Bjork
    * Tech N9ne
    * Ghostface Killah
    * Bobby Conn
    * Morton Subotnik
    * Cole Porter
    * The String Cheese Incident
    * Eagles of Death Metal
    * Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
    * Interpol
    * Tegan and Sara
    * Erasure
    * Le Tigre
    * The Gossip
    * The Doors
    * Phish
    * Queen
    * The Strokes
    * Sufjan Stevens
    * Morrissey(?questionable?)
    * The Pet Shop Boys
    * Metallica
    * Judas Priest
    * The Village People
    * The Secret Handshake
    * The Rolling Stones
    * David Bowie
    * Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    * Man or Astroman
    * Richard Cheese
    * Jay-Z
    * Depeche Mode
    * Kansas
    * Ani DiFranco
    * Fischerspooner
    * John Mayer
    * The Indigo Girls
    * Velvet Underground
    * Madonna
    * Elton John
    * Barry Manilow
    * Indigo Girls
    * Melissa Etheridge
    * Eminmen
    * Nirvana
    * Boy George*
    * The Killers
    * Lou Reed
    * Lil' Wayne
    * Motorhead
    * Jill Sobule
    * Wilson Phillips
    * DMX
    * Lisa Loeb
    * Dogstar
    * Thirty Seconds to Mars
    * Lil' Kim
    * kd lang
    * Frank Sinatra
    * Hinder
    * Nickleback
    * Justus Kohncke
    * Bob Mould
    * Clay Aiken
    * Arcade Fire
    * Bright Eyes
    * Corinne Bailey Rae
    * Audioslave
    * Red Hot Chili Peppers
    * Panic at the Disco
    * Elton John(really gay)

How do any of these bolded artists PROMOTE HOMOSEXUALITY?  FRANK FUCKIN SINATRA?  He probably HATED gay people!

[bagofeyes]

Wilco are an awesome band

[Van Cruncheon]

dude, it's a joke, they're trollin'

[TVC15]

dude, it's a joke, they're trollin'

OH okay, I thought that was just some random christian page that they picked. TROLLD

[Van Cruncheon]

ahuahua, now the MASTER has become the STUDENT!

[TVC15]

ahuahua, now the MASTER has become the STUDENT!

At least I have Kenneth Anger!

[brawndolicious]

Isn't Underoath gay, have you seen their music video?

[Mupepe]

That song is amazing.

[Catz]

lol they actually took that song seriously?

[Mupepe]

lol they actually took that song seriously?

That's because they're stupid.

Hey, I miss you.   

[Nick]

This offends me.

[Mupepe]

This offends me.

HA!

[poppin fresh]

I've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist.
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a taco, man.
A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen.
A Bruce Labruce wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your little thing, when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine.
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, yuo just need a man.
A beefy leather cigarillo, to take you out in drag oh yeah.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be

Call me a taco, call me a butt loving, fudge packing queer.
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge,
that makes me wanan drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo.

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street.
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts.
You're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual.
I wanna be a homosexual.