Author Topic: Favorite love positions (Read 4960 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** November 03, 2015, 04:21:07 PM »

CG is the clear winner for me. The visuals alone

but if you can't do it right it can be terrible.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:25:13 PM »

butt stuff

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:26:59 PM »

What position is the rusty trombone usually done in?

Tasty · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:27:26 PM »

Love has nothing to do with it.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM »

Advanced missionary. Girlfriend is super flexible, so yeah.

Really thats the best way for me to get going and finish. When she's on top, thats mostly for her pleasure. Don't get much out of it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:30:55 PM »

Doggie, the way that booty keeps pressure on your dick

all day

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:32:11 PM »

A couple are good for different reasons.

If i'm picking based on comfort and still getting off: side.

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM

Really thats the best way for me to get going and finish. When she's on top, thats mostly for her pleasure. Don't get much out of it.

Have her lean over or lay down on you and start moving.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:35:55 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM

Advanced missionary. Girlfriend is super flexible, so yeah.

That's my #2. Plus it's a good way to blow a chick's mind, if she hasn't done a lot of stuff.

"oh he's setting up for missionary, how inventive

...wait wut

"

nudemacusers · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:49:34 PM »

What if you just want to cuddle

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:56:44 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on November 03, 2015, 04:32:11 PM

A couple are good for different reasons.

If i'm picking based on comfort and still getting off: side.

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM
Really thats the best way for me to get going and finish. When she's on top, thats mostly for her pleasure. Don't get much out of it.

Have her lean over or lay down on you and start moving.

or just grab her and hold her tight while you pound upwards

am i right here

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:03:34 PM »

I see you Cajole.

granted I prefer when she's doing the work, with me pounding once she gets tired or whatever.

Atramental · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:35:02 PM »

I read the title as "favorite love potions" instead of "favorite love positions".

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:36:10 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 03, 2015, 05:35:02 PM

I read the title as "favorite love potions" instead of "favorite love positions".

Okay Bill Cosby.

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 03, 2015, 05:35:02 PM

I read the title as "favorite love potions" instead of "favorite love positions".

No. 9 is my favorite.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:40:05 PM »

Tasty, is cowgirl possible with dudes?

Tasty · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 05:40:05 PM

Tasty, is cowgirl possible with dudes?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:44:38 PM »

we all know I created this thread to ask gay sex questions.

Tasty · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM »

Why wouldn't it be possible?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:01:22 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM

Why wouldn't it be possible? (Image removed from quote.)

Angles, I don't know. I'm trying to start a dialogue here.

guess the bore would rather talk about GAF

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:13:52 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM

Why wouldn't it be possible? (Image removed from quote.)

But where does the penis go?

Tasty · « **Reply #20 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:01:22 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM
Why wouldn't it be possible? (Image removed from quote.)

Angles, I don't know. I'm trying to start a dialogue here.

guess the bore would rather talk about GAF

It's perfectly possible and one of my more favored positions.

talk, but when you lean down as Cajole said, the friction is great on your partner's chest. Got off a few times hands-free from that.

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:37:16 PM »

Wheelbarrow. If she can't dead lift her own weight she's not fit to receive my genetic material.

toku · « **Reply #22 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:48:00 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 06:24:57 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:01:22 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM
Why wouldn't it be possible? (Image removed from quote.)

Angles, I don't know. I'm trying to start a dialogue here.

guess the bore would rather talk about GAF

It's perfectly possible and one of my more favored positions. talk, but when you lean down as Cajole said, the friction is great on your partner's chest. Got off a few times hands-free from that.

this sounds very efficient. Might have to look into this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2015, 06:59:05 PM »

No votes for reg missionary. I guess Drinky isn't online

Steve Contra · « **Reply #25 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:05:12 PM »

Depends on what mood I'm in. Best to just switch positions a bunch during

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:28:26 PM »

Honestly thought reverse cowgirl would get more love than the regular version, but I'm not mad at the top 3. I am annoyed by the shit thread title though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 03, 2015, 07:28:26 PM

Honestly thought reverse cowgirl would get more love than the regular version, but I'm not mad at the top 3. I am annoyed by the shit thread title though.

Trying not to offend our sponsors.

Beezy · « **Reply #28 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:45:06 PM »

Sorry, I forgot sex is a bad word in 'murca.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** November 03, 2015, 07:52:02 PM »

Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are great, but doggystyle tho

Kara · « **Reply #30 on:** November 04, 2015, 02:36:14 AM »

SRS review time

Regular Missionary - you're a depraved sex fiend, how do you even look at yourself in the mirror?

Advanced Missionary - too scared to go full missionary, basically the diet soda with calories (like Diet Dew iirc) of sexuality

Doggystyle - prosaic but timeless, just like your ancestors did when they raped and / or pillaged neighborhood villages

Cowgirl - you're lazy as fuck and too trusting of other people, likely hold a part-time minimum wage job

Sidefucking - you watch too much pornography marketed as being for women when it's really not (e.g. Passion-HD)

Reverse Cowgirl - same as cowgirl, but you can't stand to look the person you trust too much in the eyes, so you're lazy, have trust issues, and you're a coward

Side Hugging - an Evilbore conceit

Dry humping (GAFer option) - LDS or exotic dancer, possibly both

Fucking While Standing Up (all variations) - congratulations on having sexuality informed by Cinemax adult programming

Waiting For Virtual Reality Before Deciding (Wizard option) - you laugh but do you think EVE Valkyrie is going to move Oculus Rifts

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** November 04, 2015, 02:38:19 AM »

Excellent.

Now, assign every position a Blossom character.

Oblivion · « **Reply #32 on:** November 04, 2015, 03:19:29 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:59:05 PM

No votes for reg missionary. I guess Drinky isn't online

I voted that and advanced missionary.

Sometimes the old standbys work just fine.

T-Short · « **Reply #33 on:** November 04, 2015, 04:16:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:59:05 PM

No votes for reg missionary. I guess Drinky isn't online

No sidehug option

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:11:08 AM »

Nothing wrong with doing multiple positions, especially as after a few minutes, it gets boring anyway.

Doggystyle works best for me but I'm open to whatever generally.

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** November 04, 2015, 08:29:12 AM »

Is sidefucking the spoon position? I don't know what you kids call shit nowadays. But right after cowgirl that's my favorite. The shape the tits take when she's on her side. Grabbing a nipple while they bounce as you fuck. Legs spread finger on the clit.

And you still get the ass pressure on your dick like when you're fucking doggy style.

Cowgirl is good for all the reasons everyone knows. I feel like sidefucking is a good secret if the dude knows what he's doing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** November 04, 2015, 08:59:42 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2015, 08:29:12 AM

Is sidefucking the spoon position? I don't know what you kids call shit nowadays. But right after cowgirl that's my favorite. The shape the tits take when she's on her side. Grabbing a nipple while they bounce as you fuck. Legs spread finger on the clit. And you still get the ass pressure on your dick like when you're fucking doggy style.

Cowgirl is good for all the reasons everyone knows. I feel like sidefucking is a good secret if the dude knows what he's doing.

I thought side fucking was just what Drinky does when he wants to get kinky?

kick51 · « **Reply #37 on:** November 04, 2015, 09:47:26 AM »

Lateral coital - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position

actually kinda difficult to get going, but worth it. there's zero resistance, girl gets wet as hell, it's awesome.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 05:40:05 PM

Tasty, is cowgirl possible with dudes?

meatspin brah

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** November 04, 2015, 10:01:30 AM »

PD getting thirsty again

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #39 on:** November 04, 2015, 10:20:16 AM »

One leg up

Rufus · « **Reply #40 on:** November 04, 2015, 11:09:56 AM »

Quote from: kick51 on November 04, 2015, 09:47:26 AM

Lateral coital - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position

actually kinda difficult to get going, but worth it. there's zero resistance, girl gets wet as hell, it's awesome.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:01:59 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 04, 2015, 10:01:30 AM

PD getting thirsty again

Someone better warn the dollar store girls cause PD needs to drink.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #42 on:** November 04, 2015, 01:06:14 PM »

Doggystyle, advanced missionary, reverse cowgirl - yup, I'm an assman.

Boobs are great, but I love a fat shapely donk

Downward dog is good too:

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** November 04, 2015, 01:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2015, 02:38:19 AM

Excellent.

Now, assign every position a Blossom character.

Missionary - pops

Advanced Missionary - Six

Doggystyle - Buzz

Cowgirl - Joey

Sidefucking - Blossom's college boyfriend who dumped her

Reverse Cowgirl - Blossom

Side Hugging - pop star dream Blossom

Dry Humping - private school Blossom

Fucking While Standing Up (all variations) - the English teacher that was like so dreamy

Waiting For Virtual Reality Before Deciding (Wizard option) - the combined cast of the Blossom multiverse excluding Earth-0 Blossom's cast from the pilot

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** November 04, 2015, 06:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on November 04, 2015, 01:06:14 PM

Doggystyle, advanced missionary, reverse cowgirl - yup, I'm an assman.

Boobs are great, but I love a fat shapely donk

Downward dog is good too:

(Image removed from quote.)

Oh god that's a good one too.

Beezy · « **Reply #45 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:23:51 PM »

Good? It's godly, especially if she unexpectedly throws dat ass in a circle.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #46 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:29:58 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 04, 2015, 07:23:51 PM

Good? It's godly, especially if she unexpectedly throws dat ass in a circle.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #47 on:** November 04, 2015, 07:46:48 PM »

before I answer;

pregnant vs not pregnant?

Beezy · « **Reply #48 on:** November 04, 2015, 08:06:37 PM »

I'm jealous.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** November 04, 2015, 08:11:15 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 04, 2015, 07:23:51 PM

Good? It's godly, especially if she unexpectedly throws dat ass in a circle.

whew

thisismyusername · « **Reply #50 on:** November 04, 2015, 08:44:55 PM »

Quote from: kick51 on November 04, 2015, 09:47:26 AM

Lateral coital - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position

actually kinda difficult to get going, but worth it. there's zero resistance, girl gets wet as hell, it's awesome.

That looks awesome.

Oblivion · « **Reply #51 on:** November 05, 2015, 02:35:39 AM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on November 04, 2015, 01:06:14 PM

Doggystyle, advanced missionary, reverse cowgirl - yup, I'm an assman.

Boobs are great, but I love a fat shapely donk

Downward dog is good too:

(Image removed from quote.)

Uh...sorry, but what is the girl lying on?

Beezy · « **Reply #52 on:** November 05, 2015, 07:42:45 AM »

A folded up pillow or blanket. Not really necessary if she has a big/nice ass.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** November 05, 2015, 10:48:40 PM »

It isn't a team game Wrath.

Tasty · « **Reply #54 on:** November 06, 2015, 12:25:02 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 05, 2015, 10:48:40 PM

It isn't a team game Wrath.

You bet your sweet, fine ass it is.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #55 on:** November 06, 2015, 02:59:34 AM »

Voted doggy style cuz duh, but planning your sex moves out is weird

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #56 on:** November 06, 2015, 12:29:29 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 06, 2015, 09:23:06 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 05, 2015, 10:48:40 PM
It isn't a team game Wrath.

I love tits as much as any red blooded straight male. But when it comes to sex ass is always superior. You almost always have a better time with a girl with a nice booty over a girl with a nice rack.

Small titties are kind of endearing too sometimes.

If you have to make a compromise on one or the other, the better combo is almost always:

Itty bittys with an ass > big boobs with a pancake ass.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #57 on:** November 06, 2015, 04:27:02 PM »

Doggie style or bitch on top like every other black man in existence.

Also

Ass > tits

Loud > quiet

Daddy's issues > Catholic

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #58 on:** November 06, 2015, 04:35:24 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2015, 04:27:02 PM

Daddy's issues > Catholic

from personal experience, these aren't mutually exclusive

brawndolicious · « **Reply #59 on:** November 06, 2015, 05:50:55 PM »

I don't have much to offer here but I think everyone at least secretly wants to be on their backs. Just chilling and letting them do what they want so you don't have to make these faces:

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Author Topic: Favorite love positions (Read 4960 times)