Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps

[I'm a Puppy!]

[Kara]

In Game 1 of the World Series, Lorenzo Cain stole a base. But really, he stole breakfast for all of America.

Son, one day you'll realize that baseball has a right way to be played.

[nudemacusers]

the bell would never give me bacteria poisoning

[ToxicAdam]

Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 
 

[Human Snorenado]

Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 
 

Why do you hate America so much???

[Joe Molotov]

Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 
 

Why do you hate America so much???

Freedom isn't free (but Crunchwraps are).

[Shadow Mod]

Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 
 

 

[bluemax]

I ate one for breakfast, drove through the drive thru with no issues.

Washed it all down with Mountain Dew Kickstarter.

 

[Joe Molotov]

I don't live close enough to a TB to go there for breakfast, so I had to make do with a convenience store breakfast burrito and two Monster Ultras (they were BOGO). #NotSureIfStruggleOrTriumph

[Steve Contra]

Is the acronym BOGO the perfect summation of our age?  Will it be the title of Karakand's great American novel about a broken Communist corporate accountant hopelessly addicted to Mio energy and unable to find love wading through the wreckage of Obama's America?

[Kara]

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You forgot that it'd be written in Esperanto.

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[Steve Contra]

I refuse to acknowledge Esperanto

[Brehvolution]

Got mine.