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What is worse (4 votes)

Wonderful Christmas Time
15 (12.2%)
That aunt who can't cook bringing your favorite dish on Thanksgiving or Christmas
4 (3.3%)
Racist stories from [insert relative]
13 (10.6%)
Meeting your uncle's new "friend"
1 (0.8%)
Dry turkey
12 (9.8%)
Any turkey because turkey is trash (OFFICIAL HONEY HAM BOIS OPTION)
6 (4.9%)
Discussions on the ongoing dismantling of these United States Of America by the Kenyan Coward Barak H Obama
15 (12.2%)
Finding out no one made stuffing
10 (8.1%)
Witnessing your nephews/nieces be ungrateful as you fear for the future of the work force
4 (3.3%)
"Hey, I heard you're good with computers...can you look at my shitty laptop/phone/etc?"
20 (16.3%)
When they ask what you're thankful for and you can't say "the 2015 head is head movement"
14 (11.4%)
Black Friday fuckery
9 (7.3%)

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Phoenix Dark

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(you get 4 votes in the poll)

 :doge Official 2015 Holidays Thread  :doge



Dunno if I can keep the streak alive this year brehs, I actually have to do some Christmas shopping in-store this year, no more 100% Amazon Christmas spending.
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and on Thanksgiving my mom said she's mixing Christmas music into our traditional Marvin Gaye/Curtis Mayfield holiday playlist
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Considering pulling an Evillore and wearing headphones to the store. Doubt I can do that during Thanksgiving dinner :doge
« Last Edit: November 24, 2015, 02:43:49 PM by Phoenix Dark »
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2015, 02:50:50 PM »
I have my bets placed. My money is on someone saying communist or socialist in under 5 minutes after prayer is done.
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2015, 02:56:29 PM »
Normally I only vote for one item in polls like this because STV is baloney, but there are a lot of good choices in this poll and I couldn't pick just one.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2015, 02:58:13 PM »
Barely any family left and those that are still here don't bother speaking to me.  8)

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2015, 04:01:17 PM »
Real talk, the greatest Thanksgiving tragedy is when there isn't enough gravy.  Why even bother?
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2015, 04:02:43 PM »
3 years ago my mother in law accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour in the gravy. It was all ruined.  :noah
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2015, 04:04:44 PM »
chinese food on christmas  :rejoice

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2015, 04:06:00 PM »
Always just had intimate Thanksgiving/Christmases when I actually had memories of shit. Basically my dad didn't bother with extended fam much for anything, if they were in town he'd humor them but eh, mom's was pretty much dead (in more ways than one) by the time I was 5.

Thanksgiving/Christmas was basically mom made a more extravagant dinner than usual and we'd watch football with no drama  :yeshrug

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2015, 04:54:38 PM »
you monster
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2015, 05:22:08 PM »

and on Thanksgiving my mom said she's mixing Christmas music into our traditional Marvin Gaye/Curtis Mayfield holiday playlist
:brazilcry

Oof! Brutal :yuck


I have a 2 1/2 long drive to thanksgiving dinner, and it's really hard to get stoned at my aunt/grandmas house. That's about the extent of my holiday struggles as most of my family are pretty politically neutral and Christmas has pretty much gone extinct to us. Tradition being eroded by apathy >>>

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2015, 05:52:01 PM »
I'll be taking an hour of trains to eat a plate of Thanksgiving food at a half-assed "Irish pub" in Osaka by myself.

Actually it's more likely to just be turkey at a hookah shop where other expat game devs like to hang out.

But I really want the trimmings.

Then I look at pictures of Syrian refugee kids sleeping in the streets and I feel like a fucking cur for whining about it.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2015, 06:48:58 PM »
3 years ago my mother in law accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour in the gravy. It was all ruined.  :noah
I think I would just up and leave at that point.  Go get a 20 piece from Wingstop and never talk to my family again.
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2015, 07:13:08 PM »
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Any turkey because turkey is trash (OFFICIAL HONEY HAM BOIS OPTION)

:huh :crazy :ufup :dolezal

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2015, 07:17:12 PM »
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Any turkey because turkey is trash (OFFICIAL HONEY HAM BOIS OPTION)

:huh :crazy :ufup :dolezal
:yeshrug

Guessing Black-Bore isn't online yet. I can't be the only person who doesn't fuck with turkey. It's never above average.

honeyed ham tho :lawd
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2015, 07:17:32 PM »
ikr, if you're going to drop the gobble, at least replace it with quail or pheasant. SMH.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2015, 07:19:23 PM »
Mom used to get hams for Christmas.

Ham +

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2015, 07:28:01 PM »
My family always did brisket.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2015, 07:46:26 PM »
I can't really abide this assault on turkey. :badass

Eat whatever you want, but don't talk shit on the bird. :preach

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2015, 08:36:23 PM »
It's not Christmas until I catch how the grinch stole christmas on tv somewhere.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2015, 09:21:20 PM »
I never really had the "racist uncle at Thanksgiving" thing, usually everyone is gossiping about what other people are doing rather than talking politics.

I don't really like turkey either unless it's doused in gravy.
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2015, 09:24:08 PM »
Gravy :lawd
Turkey :lawd
Biscuits :lawd
Dressing :lawd
Potato Salad :lawd
Cranberry Sauce :lawd

If I got that, I can endure anything else.
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2015, 09:55:37 PM »
Heard it today kids. It's all downhill from here.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2015, 10:21:39 PM »
Guessing Black-Bore isn't online yet. I can't be the only person who doesn't fuck with turkey. It's never above average.

honeyed ham tho :lawd

Gurl, Turkey-hate isn't just black-exclusive. :doge

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2015, 10:52:47 PM »
Yeah, poor taste isn't ethnicity-specific.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2015, 08:42:38 PM »
Shout outs to the 3 people who agree with me about ham>turkey.

We all know stuffing/dressing is the GOAT side dish amirite  :preach
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2015, 08:56:16 PM »
Wife is starting to cook pie. 4 pumpkin pies!!
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2015, 08:59:58 PM »
Wife is starting to cook pie. 4 pumpkin pies!!

My mom is the GOAT. :aah



Those apple pies are better than crack. :mouf

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2015, 09:03:15 PM »
it's just us this year so it's a small spread: turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, biscuits, rolls, and pie

just the basics
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2015, 11:48:33 PM »
Can I lowkey diss the wine other people brought if I brought a bottle that you could cost in bottles of Yellow Tail? I'm not wasting this shit on people I don't know if I can't throw shade.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2015, 11:53:44 PM »
Can I lowkey diss the wine other people brought if I brought a bottle that you could cost in bottles of Yellow Tail? I'm not wasting this shit on people I don't know if I can't throw shade.

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« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2015, 11:57:16 PM »
Can I lowkey diss the wine other people brought if I brought a bottle that you could cost in bottles of Yellow Tail? I'm not wasting this shit on people I don't know if I can't throw shade.

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Yeah breh. Straights can't appreciate wine like us gays can. :aah



In fact, why don't you just ship me that bottle you'd bring. I'll get better use of it. :doge

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2015, 12:10:15 AM »
"Willamette? Where in France is that?"

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2015, 12:13:26 AM »
My mom is used to her oaked buttery Chardonnays. Got up here they're all unoaked and dry. She was like :fbm.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2015, 11:20:25 AM »
So the hookah bar's "turkey plate" turned out to be REALLY, REALLY GOOD, and the guy managed to turn out 24 massive plates of Thanksgiving goodness, eliminating all his stock entirely. No leftovers. Pretty sure that's the first time I've ever heard of that. The guy put green chiles in his mashed potatoes; very nice.

Also met several cool new people.

Excellent evening. A+++ seller, would gobble that bird again.

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« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2015, 04:30:57 PM »
I'm really glad that worked out for you, Chrono!

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2015, 10:27:58 PM »
All the local stations have started mixing in Christmas songs. Still haven't heard Wonderful Christmastime yet, but I did hear Santa Claus and His Old Lady. :mynicca

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2015, 11:04:35 PM »
Think I'm doing a bit of a jewish xmas this year since I have to work the 25-28th.

Do I have to pick up the Chinese food first or do they bring it to the movies that day?
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2015, 02:00:01 AM »
The top poll choice just makes me think
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2015, 03:04:15 PM »
Heard the opening synths today during a sports radio show intro. Only 10 seconds but  :-\
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2015, 03:45:39 PM »
Yeah we do Lobster for Christmas dinner. Turkey is just so dry and really only good for Turkey and Bacon sandwiches.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2015, 05:34:18 PM »
No it's just pretty dry and tasteless no matter who cooks it.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2015, 10:09:11 PM »
Any cover of Santa Baby that's not Eartha Kitt.  :donot
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2015, 10:57:20 PM »
Thanks to this thread, I found out that the song I really disliked that gets played in grocery stores in the holidays constantly is Last Christmas.
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2015, 01:22:58 AM »
Any cover of Santa Baby that's not Eartha Kitt.  :donot

this homage tho

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2015, 10:12:53 PM »
I'm gonna add another one to the pile.

Fuck "The Little Saint Nick." Awful shite.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2015, 10:44:51 PM »
The Christmas Shoes is the worst Christmas song.

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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2015, 10:46:41 PM »
the best Christmas song
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Re: I haven't heard a single synth of Wonderful Christmas Time in 2+ years
« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2015, 12:24:21 AM »
I kind of like the one that starts "they're singing 'deck the halls'", it's like the good version of "last Christmas I gave you my heart"

the plot of "last Christmas I gave you my heart" really bothers me, because you just know her new relationship is going to turn out the same as the last one.

edit: lol, I posted this after I saw PD's post but before I tried playing the video. I never knew what the song was called.
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« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2015, 01:08:22 AM »


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« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2015, 01:01:54 PM »
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