Is it gay to have a girl do you with a strap on?

[Mupepe]

?

[bagofeyes]

I'd give it a go

[Human Snorenado]

I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.

[Mr. Gundam]

I've got a straight buddy who loves getting pegged. Unfortunately, his girlfriend and more than likely future wife isn't too keen on it.

[Mupepe]

I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.

Yeah.  probably awesome too.  God knows what I'm missing.  How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end?  LOLZ

[Mr. Gundam]

I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.

Yeah.  probably awesome too.  God knows what I'm missing.  How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end?  LOLZ

Go get a butt plug, they're small and fun.

[Mupepe]

I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.

Yeah.  probably awesome too.  God knows what I'm missing.  How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end?  LOLZ

Go get a butt plug, they're small and fun.

But then I would feel gay.  Whatever is done to me, I want a woman involved and doing it.  lolz  I think I'm going to take this girl up on her offer of putting a finger there.  If I don't like it, my experimentation ends there.

[Himu]

I don't KNOW you anymore!

[Van Cruncheon]

dude, you're well beyond "admin of horny"; you developed horny with only emacs and socket calls, squirting out stored procedures using your cock and a well-lubricated rs232 port.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.

Yeah.  probably awesome too.  God knows what I'm missing.  How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end?  LOLZ

Go get a butt plug, they're small and fun.

But then I would feel gay.  Whatever is done to me, I want a woman involved and doing it.  lolz  I think I'm going to take this girl up on her offer of putting a finger there.  If I don't like it, my experimentation ends there.

Dude, you use the butt plug WITH her.

[Mupepe]

I don't KNOW you anymore!

Show me your cock.

Drinky:
But is it bad that I still feel empty afterwards?

Distant: Oh.  I still think I'll start with a well lubricated finger.

[brawndolicious]

Use a PINKY first.  Trust me.

[demi]

Alright I think I've had my fill of gay innuendo and sex talk. Can we go back to regular discussion now?

[Mupepe]

Use a PINKY first.  Trust me.

I'm going to tell her to clip her nails.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Alright I think I've had my fill of gay innuendo and sex talk. Can we go back to regular discussion now?

Ah, its okay buddy. Jarosh probably can't even satisfy her anyway.

[brawndolicious]

Use a PINKY first.  Trust me.

I'm going to tell her to clip her nails.

Good, that would suck since she probably doesn't know where to press and will go wild til get you off and get her pinky out of a bum.  Make sure she's wearing a poncho though, you'll shoot pretty far.

[Mupepe]

Use a PINKY first.  Trust me.

I'm going to tell her to clip her nails.

Good, that would suck since she probably doesn't know where to press and will go wild til get you off and get her pinky out of a bum.  Make sure she's wearing a poncho though, you'll shoot pretty far.

I'm an oozer.  I usually don't squirt unless I haven't gotten off in like 24 hours or so.

[Van Cruncheon]

* Drinky Crow whimper

[Mupepe]

* Drinky Crow whimper

[brawndolicious]

You'll go crazy.

Literally, it could be a ml and it'll fly 4-5 feet.

[Mupepe]

bold claims.

[brawndolicious]

Corny knows what I'm talking about.

[APF]

Uh yeah, don't do that.

[brawndolicious]

there's a first time for everything.

[APF]

There doesn't have to be.

[etiolate]

It depends on how hot she is.

I have stated before that I'd let Rosario Dawson do me with a strapon.

[Mupepe]

It depends on how hot she is.

I have stated before that I'd let Rosario Dawson do me with a strapon.

God, so would I!  Where the hell is that animated gif of her dancing from Clerks 2???

[aoi tsuki]

You know what's gay? Exclusive attraction to the same sex. Don't get caught up on labels and shit like that.

As far as girls into strapons, i've dated one, maybe two girls i would've trusted with that. Never got that far with any woman, and it (butt play) is far less of an interest than when i first got into it.

Regarding butt plugs, i started with these



Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.

[Mr. Gundam]

Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.

They might not sell that exact one anymore, but Babeland has lots of nice small-sized butt plugs. We bought ours at the original Seattle store. Best sex shop in the whole wide world.



The Little Flirt is your new friend.

[Van Cruncheon]

jesus folks, just jesus

it's your BUTT

jesus

[FlameOfCallandor]

Never, thats the gayest shit I ever heard. Outside of two dudes rubbing their man meat in and out of each others poop portal it doesnt get any gayer.

[aoi tsuki]

Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.

They might not sell that exact one anymore, but Babeland has lots of nice small-sized butt plugs. We bought ours at the original Seattle store. Best sex shop in the whole wide world.

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The Little Flirt is your new friend.

i wish i was close to one of their stores to visit. There's some decent local alternatives and some shitty stores selling cheap shit.

BTW the Little Flirt is a "beginner" plug right? It hardly seems like something that'd wow me now.

[Error Macro]

?

[Mr. Gundam]

Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.

They might not sell that exact one anymore, but Babeland has lots of nice small-sized butt plugs. We bought ours at the original Seattle store. Best sex shop in the whole wide world.

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The Little Flirt is your new friend.

i wish i was close to one of their stores to visit. There's some decent local alternatives and some shitty stores selling cheap shit.

BTW the Little Flirt is a "beginner" plug right? It hardly seems like something that'd wow me now.

Yup, it's a beginner plug. Everything else is too large and frankly, scares both my wife and I.

OUCH!

[brawndolicious]

There doesn't have to be.

I'm suggesting he takes another person's offer...

[brawndolicious]

Do it yet?

[Mupepe]

No.  I told her last night and she seemed all excited that I was willing.  I'm going to try the pinky tonight.  We'll see what happens.  lolz

[Catz]

I don't KNOW you anymore!

Show me your cock.

Drinky:
But is it bad that I still feel empty afterwards?

Distant: Oh.  I still think I'll start with a well lubricated finger.

  I hope she washes before she eats.

[brawndolicious]

I hope she washes before she eats.

before and after, that's what I always say.

[Catz]

That's going to be one stanky lil' pinky  .... ew, i'm kinda grossed out thinking about it.

[TVC15]

That's going to be one stanky lil' pinky  .... ew, i'm kinda grossed out thinking about it.

Think about putting it in your mouth.

[brawndolicious]

It's not the type of thing ya smell...

[Phoenix Dark]

Gay sex must smell so bad

[Catz]

*dies a little inside*

[TVC15]

Gay sex must smell so bad

At least dicks don't look like Ood faces.

[Mupepe]

I wonder if Catz will still love me if I go through with it. 

[Catz]

Haha, as long as I don't have to shake hands with that girl 

[Mupepe]

Haha, as long as I don't have to shake hands with that girl 

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[TVC15]

STICK YR DICK IN OUR FACES

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 

[Mupepe]

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STICK YR DICK IN OUR FACES

That is not what it looks like.

[TVC15]

Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides.  I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.

[Mupepe]

Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides.  I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.

I've examined it fairly closely and I believe you're mistaken.

[TVC15]

Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides.  I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.

I've examined it fairly closely and I believe you're mistaken.

You must need some glasses, hun.

[Mupepe]

Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides.  I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.

I've examined it fairly closely and I believe you're mistaken.

You must need some glasses, hun.

I haven't been to the eye doctor in a year and a half. 

I'll give you this, it's not the prettiest thing in the world, but it's beautiful in it's own way and it's just a gateway to something greater.  And it taste like chicken.

[Catz]

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STICK YR DICK IN OUR FACES

That is not what it looks like.

I sure hope not 

[Mupepe]

Okay, it's not for me.

[Himu]

Is it possible to put a strap on a guy? That way I can have two dicks? That would rock.

[brawndolicious]

Okay, it's not for me.

Did you reach for your taint?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Is it possible to put a strap on a guy? That way I can have two dicks? That would rock.

You would need to have one dick already, boy wonder.