28, but really after 25 I just sort of forgot exactly how old sometimes when put on the spot.
Genuinely slips my mind every now and then.
I got carded the other day, and asked my age, took me a suspicious amount of time 
No joke was at a quince for my younger cousin like two years back maybe?
They had a bar but it was behind security. I was sitting drinking with my cousins when one of the guards comes up and asks me for my ID, like whatever okay. Like a fucking idiot I had all of my old ID's on me including the one from when I was under 18. I must have been fucked up by then because somehow I handed them that one. The dude picks me up and basically goes in Spanish, "Pick up your juice and drink it somewhere else, son"

I was like nah nah wait, but my uncles and cousins were all bullshitting saying I was under 21 and laughing the whole time. Fucked up breh, story gets told every time we're at a family party drinking now.
