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Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2007, 09:35:51 PM »
i'm eating buffalo wings  :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #61 on: January 24, 2007, 09:51:18 PM »
Who's that in your icon, Nick?  Another child molester?
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2007, 09:52:14 PM »
I'm in love
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #63 on: January 24, 2007, 09:52:27 PM »
Who's that in your icon, Nick?  Another child molester?
Looks like Jude Law on crack.


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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #65 on: January 24, 2007, 09:53:07 PM »
thanx hoes.  It's me.

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #66 on: January 24, 2007, 09:53:40 PM »
His name is Nick
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Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #67 on: January 24, 2007, 09:54:42 PM »
thanx hoes.  It's me.
Awesome!

:punch :punch

You look like you just got out of prison.  Manly.  :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #68 on: January 24, 2007, 09:55:57 PM »
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY.  :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

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hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
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Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #69 on: January 24, 2007, 09:58:02 PM »
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY.  :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

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hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
Take a picture of you in it!

:punch

TVC15

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM »
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM »
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY.  :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(Image removed from quote.)

hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
Take a picture of you in it!

:punch

I just might! :punch

You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2007, 10:02:54 PM »
Hay boys.  I just got back from grocery shopping.   :elephant

 :lol

Im gonna go put a pizza in the oven because I'm too manly to cook. :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2007, 10:05:11 PM »
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY.  :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(Image removed from quote.)

hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
Take a picture of you in it!

:punch

I just might! :punch

You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch

Nick, actually, not that you aren't the cutie yourself.
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Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2007, 10:12:21 PM »

I just might! :punch

You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do.  :-* :punch


TVC, quit hitting on her!  :punch :punch  Prick :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #75 on: January 24, 2007, 10:13:54 PM »
Hit'em up nicca  :punch

nicca hit'em up  :punch
boo

Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #76 on: January 24, 2007, 10:14:16 PM »
Hit'em up nicca

nicca hit'em up
HELL YAH!  :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #77 on: January 24, 2007, 10:15:28 PM »
Damn Mupepe, give the pimp hand some rest! :lol
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #78 on: January 24, 2007, 10:16:24 PM »
Damn Mupepe, give the pimp hand some rest! :lol
Catz is my numba 1 lady :punch :punch

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Catz, can I touch you?  Let me touch you!
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Do you remember that, baby boo?  :punch :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #79 on: January 24, 2007, 10:18:47 PM »
Prost in 3... 2... 1...
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #80 on: January 24, 2007, 10:19:06 PM »
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.
Ja, not photoshop-ed.

Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #81 on: January 24, 2007, 10:19:36 PM »
Prost in 3... 2... 1...
Prost has invited me to three-somes.  He knows about our love.  

Catz is my numba 1 lady and Prost is my numba 1 man.

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #82 on: January 24, 2007, 10:25:51 PM »
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.
Ja, not photoshop-ed.
Mine are better
boo

Catz

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #83 on: January 24, 2007, 10:26:45 PM »

I just might! :punch

You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do.  :-* :punch


TVC, quit hitting on her!  :punch :punch  Prick :punch



eat your heart out scarlet  :punch  :-*

thank you tvc :punch
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #84 on: January 24, 2007, 10:27:52 PM »
Wait a... oh my.... oh jeeez.... ummm.... :hyper :-*
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #85 on: January 24, 2007, 10:28:00 PM »
Catz is making me question my sexuality.
boo

Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #86 on: January 24, 2007, 10:28:39 PM »

I just might! :punch

You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do.  :-* :punch


TVC, quit hitting on her!  :punch :punch  Prick :punch

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eat your heart out scarlet  :punch  :-*

thank you tvc :punch
OMG!  Now this is the girl I fell in love with!  Can I make it my new avatar??  LOLZ

BTW, you're beautiful :-*

Oh yeah and :punch :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #87 on: January 24, 2007, 10:29:31 PM »
This thread just got a whole lot straighter. :drool
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #88 on: January 24, 2007, 10:50:03 PM »

 

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #89 on: January 24, 2007, 10:50:56 PM »
Uh... is that.... who is that?
BKO

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #90 on: January 24, 2007, 10:51:55 PM »
dunno but it's been too gay around here lately I was actually googling something for TVC when that came up and I figured since it shows no happy it can pass by mrqueerface's moderation.

Himu

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #91 on: January 25, 2007, 12:14:39 AM »
I studied all damn day. Sigh.

I managed to chat up a few new girls today at least
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #92 on: January 25, 2007, 12:16:36 AM »

I just might! :punch

You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do.  :-* :punch


TVC, quit hitting on her!  :punch :punch  Prick :punch

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eat your heart out scarlet  :punch  :-*

thank you tvc :punch

okay, that's hawt  :-*
MMA

Mupepe

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #93 on: January 25, 2007, 12:21:01 AM »
Boogie, do not hit on her!



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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #96 on: January 25, 2007, 05:56:02 PM »

I just might! :punch

You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they?  They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do.  :-* :punch


TVC, quit hitting on her!  :punch :punch  Prick :punch

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eat your heart out scarlet  :punch  :-*

thank you tvc :punch








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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #97 on: January 25, 2007, 06:23:01 PM »
Damn, and just when I thought I wouldn't have any more pics to add to the folder.  You certainly fill out that dress well Catz  :-*
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #98 on: January 25, 2007, 06:25:17 PM »
Wow.
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #99 on: January 25, 2007, 06:34:09 PM »
No words catz. Acid/Cloud you gotta bring the A game girls. Step this shit up to the next level.

Demi: what is the premise behind manstrokewoman? That scene got me rollin.


Oh and this gay shit needs to stop. Cause if it doesnt i'm gonna start posting nude pictures again. Thats not a threat its a promise  :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2007, 01:28:24 PM »
There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #101 on: January 31, 2007, 01:38:53 PM »
There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.


:punch punch her in the face :punch

:punch fuck her in the ass :punch

:punch tell her i love you with a black eye :punch

:punch you aren't a man if she's not afraid of you :punch
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #102 on: January 31, 2007, 01:39:46 PM »
You know how awesome girls have it? They can just look at themselves naked all day long in the mirror.

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #103 on: January 31, 2007, 01:42:21 PM »
Last night I played FFXII until I was really tired! :punch

Tonight I'm going to get together with 3 friends and we're going to talk about making a shmup! :punch

There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.

PENIS PUMP!  :punch
:)

Himu

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #104 on: January 31, 2007, 01:47:56 PM »
There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.


:punch punch her in the face :punch

:punch fuck her in the ass :punch

:punch tell her i love you with a black eye :punch

:punch you aren't a man if she's not afraid of you :punch

:punch :punch :punch
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #105 on: January 31, 2007, 04:03:48 PM »
 :( I just went to check the mail and I tripped on the stairs on my way back  :(

It burns and stings at the same time....i havnt felt this kind of pain in a long time.I got blood and a hole in my pajamas now  :(
Boo

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #106 on: January 31, 2007, 04:07:23 PM »
im going to physical examination tomorrow  :punch :punch
the military wants me!!  :gun :ninja
lol

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #107 on: January 31, 2007, 04:08:00 PM »
:(
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #108 on: January 31, 2007, 04:09:01 PM »
The military wants warm bodies.

I bet you'll pass the physical if you can walk and lift up ten pounds over your head.

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #109 on: January 31, 2007, 04:12:42 PM »
:( I just went to check the mail and I tripped on the stairs on my way back  :(

It burns and stings at the same time....i havnt felt this kind of pain in a long time.I got blood and a hole in my pajamas now  :(

Stairs are my absolute worst enemies.  Really in past month I have fallen down them 4 times.  And they always strike at night, when I'm half a sleep.  I must have raped their mother in in past life.   :punch :punch :punch

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #110 on: January 31, 2007, 04:13:09 PM »
:( I just went to check the mail and I tripped on the stairs on my way back  :(

It burns and stings at the same time....i havnt felt this kind of pain in a long time.I got blood and a hole in my pajamas now  :(
AAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH! Life is built on blood, sweat & tears!  You are growing up!  This gives me a raging heterosexual BONER! :punch
:)

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #111 on: January 31, 2007, 04:14:09 PM »
I bet you'll pass the physical if you can walk and lift up ten pounds over your head.
i can do that! :punch .. . .
actually. yah. but im only going for the obligatory 9 months.
im not gonna spend my life crouching through muddy puddles and shit
lol

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #112 on: January 31, 2007, 04:26:32 PM »
I bet you'll pass the physical if you can walk and lift up ten pounds over your head.
i can do that! :punch .. . .
actually. yah. but im only going for the obligatory 9 months.
im not gonna spend my life crouching through muddy puddles and shit
Dude be safe, watch out for predator if you're ever in a really hot jungle!   I've got some pre-boot camp training for you: http://www.realultimatepower.net/  You'll thank me when some jihadi comes running at you screaming like a banshee and your squad mates are totally flipping out (in a bad way) and you are super calm because you've grown in the ninja ways and you totally punch the guy in his wind pipe with your penis and save the day! 

Edit: Almost forgot... :punch :punch
« Last Edit: January 31, 2007, 04:29:20 PM by Tauntaun »
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #113 on: January 31, 2007, 04:27:58 PM »
:punch I just fucked a guy in the ass, and didn't even give him a reach-around :punch
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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #114 on: January 31, 2007, 04:32:18 PM »
Dude be safe, watch out for predator if you're ever in a really hot jungle!   I've got some pre-boot camp training for you: http://www.realultimatepower.net/  You'll thank me when some jihadi comes running at you screaming like a banshee and your squad mates are totally flipping out (in a bad way) and you are super calm because you've grown in the ninja ways and you totally punch the guy in his wind pipe with your penis and save the day! 

Edit: Almost forgot... :punch :punch
thanks dude!! :spiderman i'll be totally prepared! :punch
lol

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Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
« Reply #115 on: January 31, 2007, 04:37:20 PM »
I give my wife orgasms with just A LOOK! :punch
:)