Author Topic: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS (Read 6685 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** January 23, 2007, 09:29:53 PM »

i played some wow

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:30:41 PM »

I just used some eye drops. My eyes have been irritated for a few days now. Driving me nuts.

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:31:29 PM »

i also make a really damn good clam chowder

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:31:47 PM »

Also, I've made like 200 posts in the past two days. Damn, that's sad.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:33:20 PM »

I fucked this dirty slut with my manhood, and came all over her belly...

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then I woke up in a pool of my own jizz, staring at my most favorite Justin Timberlake poster....

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Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:34:39 PM »

I haven't eaten anything all day today. Probably why I'm talking all crazy.

In a little bit, I'm going to go get me a big triple meat, triple cheese burger from Whataburger.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:35:56 PM »

you fuck that burger up, dude

and if the clerk gives you shit, take a swig of bourbon from your hip flask, sock the motherfucker in the face, and tell 'em ol' drinky sent ya

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:36:16 PM »

I'm signing up for my school's super smas bros. tournament.

I could win $100 to use at the mall!

I'm gonna masturbate to fucking TDS in that game now.

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aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:38:23 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 23, 2007, 09:36:16 PM

I'm signing up for my school's super smas bros. tournament.

I could win $100 to use at the mall!

I'm gonna masturbate to fucking TDS in that game now.

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aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dude, what.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:39:02 PM »

YEAH STRAIGHT MEN WOOOOOOO FUCK

LOOK AT THAT I'D HIT THAT - IN THE CUNT YEAH LADIES!!

MMM LIKE A MAN BABY, I"D DO YOU LIKE A MAN

MMM YES ID O BELIEVE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME VAGINA BUTTSERX WIUT H THAT!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:39:36 PM »

Fuck yeah!

What makes it even better is I'll be in my new truck (manly!) and I just bought a flask. I'll also roll up blasting "Wicked Garden" by Stone Temple Pilots (manly music!). First thing I'll say is...

"triple meat, triple cheese, no fucking onions. I hold the chains to bind you!"
"What, sir?"
"Shut up, bitch!

"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:40:48 PM »

new truck! AWESOME.

what'd you get

i'm still in my ol' trusty 2005 V6 4.0L Ranger -- it ain't a looker, but it gets the job done

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:41:21 PM »

Wicked Garden rules because it is also immediately followed by Sex-Type Thing

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:42:43 PM »

V6 4.6 Liter F-150 with a mean looking grill

I should roll up playing Los Infieles by Aventura. It's a song about how awesome it feels to fuck someone elses girlfriend. That's fucking manly.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:43:01 PM »

GONNA PLAY LUMINES LIVE

GOT IT FOR FREE

I AM AN INDUSTRY INSIDER

I'M GONNA FUCK UP MY INTERVIEW TOMORROW

BUT AT LEAST I'LL HAVE WENDY'S

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:43:39 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 23, 2007, 09:43:01 PM

GONNA PLAY LUMINES LIVE

GOT IT FOR FREE

I AM AN INDUSTRY INSIDER

I'M GONNA FUCK UP MY INTERVIEW TOMORROW

BUT AT LEAST I'LL HAVE WENDY'S

Wendy's is fucking manly!

Dave was a pimp!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:44:05 PM »

niiiiice

that is truly a dude's truck

push an audi into a freeway divider for me

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:44:40 PM »

Wow, they have made some decent advancement in the quality of these ladyboys.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:46:22 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:44:05 PM

niiiiice

that is truly a dude's truck

push an audi into a freeway divider for me

Oh I will!

I was running Honda's off the road last night.

Drinky, let's tailgate it this Friday with a 24 pack

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:47:30 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 23, 2007, 09:38:23 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on January 23, 2007, 09:36:16 PM

I'm signing up for my school's super smas bros. tournament.

I could win $100 to use at the mall!

I'm gonna masturbate to fucking TDS in that game now.

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aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dude, what.

Up your ass and through your heart.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:47:33 PM »

rock, we'll get blitzed, shoot some pool, fuck up some punks, and get tossed in the clink

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:47:45 PM »

Oh shit, my post above is done so manly and perfect that the punches are lined up in a descending order

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:47:33 PM

rock, we'll get blitzed, shoot some pool, fuck up some punks, and get tossed in the clink

Fuck yeah. We'll even get some women and pound them out in the back of our trucks. We won't lay any blankets down or sleeping bags, she's going to feel the cold steel of my F-150 extended bed on her ass while she feels the warmth and love of my girth and tongue

BITCH

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:00:08 PM »

I'm sitting in my wood paneled den, polishing my guns as "The Ballad of the Green Berets" plays on an old 45.

HARUMPH!

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:22:49 PM »

I approve of the greatness that is this thread.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:23:48 PM »

I love pounding Vag!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:24:42 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 23, 2007, 10:23:48 PM

I love pounding Vag!!

Where the fuck is your punch?

futami · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:27:07 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:31:29 PM

i also make a really damn good clam chowder

did it have a lot of lumps?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:35:28 PM »

I got a double steak burrito from Fajita Express tonight

I am proud that my bowels probably look like the slaughterhouse from TCM

I played Crackdown just to throw motherfuckers off rooftops

I tried counting my chest hair but stopped when I got to the number THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING CHEST HAIR

Then I trimmed my toenails by ripping off the excess with my bare hands, fuck a clipper

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:37:56 PM »

I just beat Twlight Princess on the Cube. Now it's time to pick up my wife at the gym, bring her home and have her make me my damn dinner!

If throwing one's wife into the kitchen to make her husband dinner isn't straight enough for you, I don't know what is.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:46:16 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on January 23, 2007, 10:37:56 PM

I just beat Twlight Princess on the Cube. Now it's time to pick up my wife at the gym, bring her home and have her make me my damn dinner! (Image removed from quote.)

If throwing one's wife into the kitchen to make her husband dinner isn't straight enough for you, I don't know what is.

That's pretty fucking awesome

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:50:58 PM »

I was going to contribute, but I remembered that I watched American Idol and a "Grease: Your The One That I Want" tonight.

:'(

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:52:00 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 23, 2007, 10:50:58 PM

I was going to contribute, but I remembered that I watched American Idol and a "Grease: Your The One That I Want" tonight.

:'(

Get out!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #33 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:52:54 PM »

I'm eating a ham and cheese sandwich

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** January 23, 2007, 10:53:06 PM »

I'm going to go play wow right now

Error Macro · « **Reply #35 on:** January 24, 2007, 12:13:08 AM »

I'm listening to some HEAVY METAL

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #36 on:** January 24, 2007, 12:19:33 AM »

I just watched a football movie, and im gonna finish off the day by masterbating to some big titty action.

Boogie · « **Reply #37 on:** January 24, 2007, 12:20:47 AM »

TELLING OFF SLEAZY ROOMIES WHO WANT TO MOVE OUT EARLY AND STICK THE REST OF US WITH THEIR SHARE OF THE RENT

EATING TOO MUCH MCCAIN CAKE

RESEARCHING FROM A BOOK WHOSE AUTHOR HAS A SERIOUS HARD-ON FOR FDR HATE

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #38 on:** January 24, 2007, 12:25:58 AM »

i' drinking a cheap bottle of sleeping pills and some rum. i wonder homw nay pills i can take and still wake up. i wonder if you could die from snortin g sleeping pills. The pills are vblue so i would ook like iwas snorting powdered hedghogs.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #39 on:** January 24, 2007, 01:13:57 AM »

i'm in sweatpants and a hoodie

eating spicy nachos and drinking beer

*burp*

playing lost planet

just practiced guitar

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i promise i'm a girl :'( i'm wearing hello kitty slippers

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Beezy · « **Reply #40 on:** January 24, 2007, 01:17:13 AM »

I got more respect for cloudwalking than FoC!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #41 on:** January 24, 2007, 01:17:44 AM »

Boogie · « **Reply #42 on:** January 24, 2007, 01:57:10 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 01:17:13 AM

I got more respect for cloudwalking than FoC!

that doesn't sound especially impressive.

Beezy · « **Reply #43 on:** January 24, 2007, 02:08:31 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on January 24, 2007, 01:57:10 AM

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 01:17:13 AM
I got more respect for cloudwalking than FoC!

that doesn't sound especially impressive.

True, but I take any chance that I get to badmouth FoC.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #44 on:** January 24, 2007, 03:27:46 AM »

I just drank some beer on an empty stomach and downloaded 1 gig of porn

Now Im emailing a beautiful Chinese babe of Nzdating.com

:rapetime

T-Short · « **Reply #45 on:** January 24, 2007, 04:01:41 AM »

I just watched this fight scene:

The Sceneman · « **Reply #46 on:** January 24, 2007, 04:46:51 AM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 24, 2007, 04:01:41 AM

I just watched this fight scene:

Thats the best thing Ive seen in a while

bagofeyes · « **Reply #47 on:** January 24, 2007, 04:47:54 AM »

I'm thinking about buying a car.

A fast one!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #48 on:** January 24, 2007, 04:58:59 AM »

I just took a new character in WoW from 1-12 in less than 6 hours.

FUCK YEAH

Now i'm gonna go jack off to my copious amounts of pictures.

Nick · « **Reply #49 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM »

Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #50 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM »

Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM

Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY.

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

Nick · « **Reply #51 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:18:35 AM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM

Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY.

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(Image removed from quote.)

Any competent taco like myself would know those are the titties of Mizz Scarlett Jo.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #52 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:18:48 AM »

I'm sucking the screen

Diablos · « **Reply #53 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:09:00 AM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM

Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY.

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd hit that like there's no tomorrow

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #54 on:** January 24, 2007, 06:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:41:21 PM

Wicked Garden rules because it is also immediately followed by Sex-Type Thing

Dude, you like STP?!?!

That's a good punch though.

APF · « **Reply #55 on:** January 24, 2007, 06:26:24 PM »

Cryin for no reason

Drawin hearts in my diary

An twirlin my hair

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #56 on:** January 24, 2007, 06:27:31 PM »

I'm playing Burnout Revenge and killing innocent drivers by ramming into them.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #57 on:** January 24, 2007, 06:31:20 PM »

I'm sucking off my copies of Yojimbo and Sanjuro on DVD before selling them

Stocky · « **Reply #58 on:** January 24, 2007, 07:15:34 PM »

I'M LISTENING TO ELVIS

AND ENJOYING IT

Nick · « **Reply #59 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:30:31 PM »

Hay boys. I just got back from grocery shopping.

News:

Author Topic: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS (Read 6685 times)

Diablos