Author Topic: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It (Read 1975 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** December 27, 2015, 03:51:53 PM »

http://kotaku.com/boy-opens-christmas-playstation-4-finds-a-block-of-woo-1749852904

God bless us, every one.

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** December 27, 2015, 06:39:15 PM »

TBH I'd probably get more enjoyment out of that myself.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2 on:** December 27, 2015, 06:48:05 PM »

Pics or it didn't happen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** December 27, 2015, 07:27:53 PM »

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And imagine how shocked parents Kristin and Brian were when the saw what was scrawled on the wood—”From cock and balls with love”, along with a picture of those two things.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** December 27, 2015, 08:21:26 PM »

He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** December 27, 2015, 09:21:59 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 27, 2015, 08:21:26 PM

He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.

Dad probably did it himself, now he's got 2 PS4s, $100 giftcard, and Uncharted. Santa's (not) dead.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** December 27, 2015, 09:28:45 PM »

The dick really makes the story.

Huff · « **Reply #7 on:** December 27, 2015, 10:08:58 PM »

pretty piss poor dick tbh

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8 on:** December 27, 2015, 10:21:53 PM »

In a way, we all found a wooden block with a with a piss poor dick when we opened the box.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9 on:** December 27, 2015, 10:25:57 PM »

I was really disappointed by the "headset."

Once again previous gens > this one, christ.

Mods Help · « **Reply #10 on:** December 27, 2015, 10:38:34 PM »

when i got my ps4 i had no idea what the headset even was

took me a second to realize that was the headset like wtf

chronovore · « **Reply #11 on:** December 29, 2015, 09:21:45 AM »

In related news, the PS4 ships with a headset.

Also related, you can use any other standard-jack headset if you don't like the one they gave you.

Kid probably has the most recent iPhone and a tablet PC, so fuck him and his Santa.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** December 29, 2015, 09:26:54 AM »

I feel bad for the kid if that actually happened. However the skeptic in me says the dad set this up. Call it a hunch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** December 29, 2015, 10:02:35 AM »

Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** December 29, 2015, 10:04:36 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2015, 10:02:35 AM

Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.

Well most peoples, not so much the majority of you Borians. Single player only.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2015, 12:44:04 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 27, 2015, 08:21:26 PM

He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.

are you seriously talking smack about a 9 year old

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2015, 06:29:03 AM »

The world would be better off if we talked more smack about children. Also children need to die in movies more. Not a fan of kids growing up thinking they can't be touched. I grew up watching Stand By Me, The Good Son, My Girl, and other films that confronted me with my own mortality. And look how I turned out.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2015, 07:26:08 AM »

Hell yes I am. Children are more often than not terrible.

Children

Mods Help · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2015, 11:18:06 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2015, 10:02:35 AM

Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.

Not when SFV drops

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2015, 02:05:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2015, 06:29:03 AM

The world would be better off if we talked more smack about children. Also children need to die in movies more. Not a fan of kids growing up thinking they can't be touched. I grew up watching Stand By Me, The Good Son, My Girl, and other films that confronted me with my own mortality. And look how I turned out.

I too always wanted to see the kids get decimated by the raptors in Jurassic Park. Like a full 10 minutes of them screaming in anguish.

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Author Topic: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It (Read 1975 times)