There's been an awakening. Haven't you felt it? I could sense that nut bust, through the force. Grats on smashing that no doubt white girl, Rahx.
This just goes to prove that white girls will fuck anything.
There's no need to be upset about it.
But it happen. It was pretty awkward, but whatever.
Please listen to my story. We may not have much time left.
I hadn't planned on doing anything on that Sunday. You know, funds are a little low since hours at work descressed thanks to the holidays being over. I had the day off and the house to myself, so of course that meant porn and when not jerking the chicken maybe reading comics. I get a call from my friends that they want to hang out, so we do. We just go grab some food and proceed to kill some time out and about. I also recently got that snapchat app because everyone at work uses it and I don't know, I guess I wanted to be cool to. Though I don't give a shit about showing random things in my day. Anyway, we're playing around and my friend is like you have a message on your snapchat. I thought it was them fucking around but it's one of my high school friends. Now I havent seen this girl really in maybe 8 years. Nothing really beyond occisonal facebook messages. I mean there was sexual tension back then, but I was one of those "no don't have sex unless you really love the person dweebs" back then. It almost happen back then, but my "nice guy" morals got in the way. Anyway, she's sending me messages that ammount to "come over". Well I'm not a dummy, but I don't know how to play the game. No tact. I know what these messages could be, but I kind of want to just be direct and her to say "I wanna fuck", but she dosen't. I also know this girl has a serious BF, but honestly if I gotta be a side nicca, I don't care at this time. I'm not looking to wife any girl.
Well thankfully my friends didn't want to hang out past like 10, because fuck I finnaly understood "pussy over your male friends". So I go over to her house and pick her up. She's a bit tippsy and she says she's having BF problems and just wants to hang out. Well you know there's a feeling of guilt here, but I'm honestly like fuck that shit. She says she'd love to go to a strip club, but has no money. Now, I do think at this point I'm just being used by this girl, but I also know this girl is one of those really sexual chicks and I know it can happen, I guess I gotta spend money to make it happen.
She wants to go to the strip club. Now as much as I love strip clubs, I'm the worst. Talking to women, especially aggressive women. Thats tough. I can never say no and I work hard to tell these strippers "no I don't want a dance, leave me alone" as nicely as possible. I'm terrible at conversation with them. Like I have nothing to say and I know you just want my money. But anyway, I have my female friend and she just wants to see some girls shake their tits and drink some beer. We get a lot of beer. And this stripper who's trying the whole white milf thing comes up to us. Somehow she gets me to pay for her drink to, but whatever. They play with each other's boobs while foundling my crotch. it's getting a little exciting, but the stripper wants $350, so we can all get a private room and fuck. Dude, I got video games to buy. I don't have $350 and besides I already got a girl with huge boobs thats ready to fuck anyway. I'm not getting greedy. So I tell her sorry I'm broke and she leaves, not before asking for a tip.
Anyway we leave there and am like where can we go. Sex is obviously happening at this point and she says why not in the back seat. I'm not doing it in the backseat. Now I remember a conversation with my mother a few days go. We have a back door that takes you straight to my room. I guess it was unlocked and she was asking why it was, assuming that I used it to bring in my flousies. I don't have those I told her, and she replied "well, if I was a guy I would use it". Well you're right mom. So the destination is my house. In through the back door.
Now things get kind of lame here. We're in my room, she's drunkingliy looking over my games and shit. My mother attempts to come down all of a sudden around 1am because she wants to turn on some water to keep the pipes going because it is super cold. I tell her to go upstairs right before shes in my room. It's really unsexy, but we are beyond caring at this point. Anyway,For whatever reason this girl has been calling me Hideo all my night, because I guess my beard reminded me of the new fail haired Hideo Kojima we say in that Sony video a while back. Though my facial hair is more bountiful. So i've got MGS on the brain and I put the Japanese version OF MGS3 on and so the sweet jungle sounds of MGS3 will be the background noise of dick sucking.
So we're both sitting there and she unzips my pants and so I know this is happening. She starts going down and is down there for awhile. Cool, we start doing other things while making out and shit. We do some other postions and at first it's hard, this girl is a bit bigger and this is only my 2nd time. The first was with a skinny asain girl, so it's a challenge. I get some handle on it and she seems to enjoy it, but we're both drunk so whatever. We take a break for a bit after an hour or so and I just use her boobs as a pillow while I rest there and we talk about stupid shit. And then we go back and we're done. The chick really likes to hit and scrath, it's a kind of rough.
Either way 5 hours later, I gotta take her home and we kind of promise to do more of this, but hey she was drunker then me so who knows. This was something we both wanted to do for awhile though so maybe.
