Author Topic: Is there free fast food you would turn down? (Read 5278 times)

ToxicAdam · « **on:** February 10, 2016, 02:20:57 PM »

Some sales person brought in coney dogs today from a local joint and I was like "Nah .. I'm good". Little Ceasers pizza would borderline depending on how hungry I am.

chronovore · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2016, 02:25:15 PM »

I will not eat Jack in the Box ever. Place has great ads, but their kitchens are unsanitary.

Atramental · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM »

Wouldn't turn down:
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2016, 02:43:29 PM »

If it's natural and fresh I'll eat it. If it isn't I'll give it to a homeless person. And if they don't eat it then you know it's shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2016, 02:44:28 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM

Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat.

mods please

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2016, 02:44:45 PM »

No. Mail me those coney dogs, I'll still eat them.

Atramental · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2016, 02:46:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2016, 02:44:28 PM

Quote from: Pallando on February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat.

I read it as "wouldn't turn down" for some odd reason.

mods please

SHIT!

I totally read the thread title wrong.

I read it as "wouldn't turn down".

Edit:
Would turn down:

Burger King

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2016, 03:11:10 PM »

I don't think he's one of us, boys. His facade has fallen. Get him.

mormapope · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2016, 03:16:39 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM

Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat.

Culver's is the best early heart attack food around though. Fries are okay, that's their main flaw.

Atramental · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2016, 03:19:29 PM »

If Culver's put Cajun seasoning on their fries, like Zaxby's does with their fries, they'd be pretty good.

mormapope · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2016, 03:22:21 PM »

Last year my friends would constantly get a birthday coupon that would be buy one value basket, get one free. Eventually that was stopped due to so many people abusing the coupon

Another downside with Culver's is price. Shit is really expensive.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2016, 03:32:00 PM »

chipotle had free food the other day and i didn't give a single fuck. only thing worse than bland fast food is bland poison fast food

T-Short · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:08:19 PM »

would not eat McD:s, free or not

Steve Contra · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:08:57 PM »

Jack in the Box is the worst. Who eats that shit?

Atramental · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on February 10, 2016, 04:08:57 PM

Jack in the Box is the worst. Who eats that shit?

*raises hand*

It's MY shit.

I scarfed down 4 of their burgers on my cheat day last week.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:18:15 PM »

JintheB is the land of add egg to errythang and curly fries, they aight with me

Huff · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:21:00 PM »

Burger King probably

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:25:14 PM »

I would have said Burger King not too long ago too, but at least the ones around me somehow got better or something, I don't know if it's the supplier or the fact that I was just getting Whopper Jr.'s with cheese with a coupon, but they seemed...better. Like they had looped around in quality accidentally due to lack of effort.

I probably wouldn't turn down something free.

I feel like that'd be betraying Gabe.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:27:18 PM »

I know I should be more appreciative of my body, but there's probably not really any fast food that I'd outright turn down unless I just wasn't particularly hungry.

Atramental · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:28:31 PM »

Life is brutish and short. Consume Arby's.

Huff · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:30:17 PM »

I'd probably turn down mcDs too. I don't even get a guilty enjoyment from it anymore. Just meh

benjipwns · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:38:17 PM »

What it is probably depends more than on which place it comes from. Arby's has plenty of stuff I don't want, but if free, sure. But some stuff from Arby's would really be pushing it.

Plus I'd be afraid of asking if the person brought any horsey sauce.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:54:30 PM »

Burger King other than breakfast food
Jack in the Box
Chik Fil A cause they're bigots

Huff · « **Reply #23 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:01:22 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 10, 2016, 04:54:30 PM

Chik Fil A cause they're bigots

Lol was waiting for this neckbeard reply

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** February 10, 2016, 05:02:18 PM »

Bojangles and Popeyes is better anyway

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chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** February 10, 2016, 07:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on February 10, 2016, 04:08:19 PM

would not eat McD:s, free or not

Bu- bu- bu- but Sausage McBiscuit with Egg is manna from Heaven!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #26 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:14:03 PM »

McD's is actually alright except for their hamburgers, which are WWII ration-filler tier

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27 on:** February 10, 2016, 08:28:08 PM »

I had my chipotle free-coli burrito today.

I have shame

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** February 10, 2016, 09:08:02 PM »

I think I can at least tolerate the main dishes of any fast food restaurant but if we're getting into side-dishes/desserts then there's plenty of things I just won't eat:

KFC coleslaw
MCD apple pies
Anything with fruit

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2016, 12:35:19 AM »

There's no such thing as a free lunch

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2016, 02:06:50 AM »

almost all the chains tbh. I got less and less tolerant as I got older, and even as a kid I wasn't exactly a fan. mcds fries are ok tho.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2016, 03:13:42 AM »

McDonalds is awful, and completely devoid of any worth since they did away with chicken selects

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2016, 09:00:34 AM »

Taco Bell

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #33 on:** February 11, 2016, 09:10:05 AM »

Gas station sushi.... or anything prepared at a gas station.

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** February 11, 2016, 09:28:38 AM »

I know it's sacreliege on the Bore, but most of the lower-tier fast food chains... McDs, White Castle, KFC, and yes even TB

. I do eat Wendy's, Chick Fil-A, Chipotle, Panera, 5 Guys, In And Out from time to time but I can be a tad snobby (try to eat local! no chains!) when it comes to food.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #35 on:** February 11, 2016, 09:41:34 AM »

White Castle
McDonalds
Ci Ci's pizza
Any hotdog
Any non ice cream at Dairy Queen
Panera can die in a fire
Subway

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:16:33 AM »

What don't you like about Panera? It's definitely overpriced but its food is a bit better-tasting and healthier than most fast food.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #37 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:33:59 AM »

Wok 'n' Go, because it's rancid shite. Everything else would be welcomed.

Alcoholic Fish · « **Reply #38 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:43:38 AM »

Anything under those 711 heat lamps.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2016, 11:47:18 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 11, 2016, 11:16:33 AM

What don't you like about Panera? It's definitely overpriced but its food is a bit better-tasting and healthier than most fast food.

It's fucking bland. I mean it could be anymore bland even if Barry Manilow sang their commercial ditties. Fuck them and everything they stand for.

bork · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2016, 06:31:33 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 10, 2016, 03:32:00 PM

chipotle had free food the other day and i didn't give a single fuck. only thing worse than bland fast food is bland poison fast food

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:27:27 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 11, 2016, 09:41:34 AM

Ci Ci's pizza

Good call, this shit is criminal. Del Taco is in the same genre, what I call "Parody Food." It has all the technical characteristics of the food it's making fun of, but it's so fucked up that it's not really food 'proper'.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:28:37 PM »

And Panera's french onion soup in a breadbowl was the best shit when I'd get stoned and skip class

pilonv1 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2016, 08:40:10 PM »

Arby's is the worst fast food I've had in the USA. But like said above, there's probably something I would have if it were free.

Burger King (Hungry Jacks) locally is pretty dire and I'd avoid it other than the onion rings

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #44 on:** February 12, 2016, 02:19:16 AM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on February 11, 2016, 08:28:37 PM

And Panera's french onion soup in a breadbowl was the best shit when I'd get stoned and skip class

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** February 12, 2016, 02:24:28 AM »

CiCi's is only edible if you're young and high, and then just barely

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** February 12, 2016, 07:24:16 AM »

Did tiesto just imply that Wendy's is not low tier fast food? Wendy's is just as much garbage bin quality FF as BK and McD's. Just to be clear, I would eat at all 3 - no questions asked. YUM YUM MOTHERFUCKERS

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #47 on:** February 12, 2016, 10:44:01 AM »

Since Esch isn't here to defend Wendy's, I will say their burgers are slightly higher in quality than BK or McDs

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #48 on:** February 12, 2016, 10:53:26 AM »

Arby's - When I first came to America, this chain held so much promise. Never been so disappointed by anything ever and haven't come back since.
Burger King - I don't understand why people eat here at all. Their burgers are so bland and awful.
Del Taco - See above
CiCi's - Listen, if I wanted to eat microwave pizza, I'd do it in the comfort of my own home, aight?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #49 on:** February 12, 2016, 10:57:47 AM »

My kid loves Cici's macaroni pizza. So, unfortunately I have to take him there every time we go see a movie together.I just sit there and watch him eat, at least it's cheap.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #50 on:** February 12, 2016, 11:55:54 AM »

I used to eat at Cici's all the time, but that was over 15 years ago.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** February 12, 2016, 12:00:46 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 12, 2016, 10:57:47 AM

My kid loves Cici's macaroni pizza. So, unfortunately I have to take him there every time we go see a movie together.I just sit there and watch him eat, at least it's cheap.

Truly, a cautionary tale about breeding

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #52 on:** February 12, 2016, 01:05:51 PM »

That's my mission in life. To educate and inform those that are on the other path.

nachobro · « **Reply #53 on:** February 12, 2016, 01:13:14 PM »

I ate a lot of Cici's in college. But I also ate most of my food based only on price when I was in college.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #54 on:** February 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM »

Does Panda Express count here

because, yeah, Panda Express

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #55 on:** February 12, 2016, 01:36:50 PM »

You're telling me if I rolled up with an orange chicken and brown rice bowl hot from the drive thru, you wouldn't get down on that American Chinese freedom?

chronovore · « **Reply #56 on:** February 12, 2016, 02:15:16 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM

Does Panda Express count here

because, yeah, Panda Express

Whatevs. That stuff's still healthier than just about anything else in this thread, esp. if you avoid the breaded/fried items.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #57 on:** February 12, 2016, 02:44:14 PM »

I would turn down Olive Garden and Little Caesars. If someone had a tray full of McDonald's cheeseburgers I might eat one depending on the company. If it was a judgement free zone I'd probably eat a couple.

Mupepe · « **Reply #58 on:** February 12, 2016, 02:49:07 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on February 12, 2016, 02:15:16 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on February 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
Does Panda Express count here

because, yeah, Panda Express
Whatevs. That stuff's still healthier than just about anything else in this thread, esp. if you avoid the breaded/fried items.

Doesn't mean it tastes good, though! Sweet and Sour Chicken is basically breaded mush in some kind of jelly. Gross gross gross gross.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #59 on:** February 12, 2016, 03:53:07 PM »

I've passed up free lil Caesars so that's one I can back up. I will never pay for OG again but I kinda enjoy the braised beef tortellini that gets catered at work about once a year

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