Author Topic: Asparagus appreciation thread (Read 1466 times)

bagofeyes · « **on:** January 24, 2007, 05:20:15 AM »

What a bloody great vegetable. Tastes awesome and makes your pee smell funny. Too bad it costs a fortune where I live :/

Nick · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:21:08 AM »

I'm more a fan of pizza.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:21:46 AM »

Why don't you marry jarosh then!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:22:00 AM »

I love asparagus, one of the few vegetables I really crave at times

Nick · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:23:19 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:21:46 AM

Why don't you marry jarosh then!

Cute, but whatever. Cloudwalking wants him. I want that Hyoushi dude.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:24:10 AM »

The pub next to my apartment building does these delicious asparagus wrapped in bacon on skewers, and you dip them in mayonaise. Ohhhh baby

cloudwalking · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:24:16 AM »

Hyoushi is good looking too and he has good taste in DS games

Nick · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:24:56 AM »

He looks like he'd be fun in the sack.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:25:06 AM »

I wonder if he likes asparagus

cloudwalking · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:26:15 AM »

I bet he does

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:27:15 AM »

homoerotic

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:35:04 AM »

The arbiter of bad taste despises asparagus. It tastes so gross.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:37:42 AM »

bagofeyes · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:39:51 AM »

I feel like boiling some up right now

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:40:10 AM »

So very gross.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:47:36 AM »

Get the fuck out of this thread Viz

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2007, 05:51:59 AM »

I love asparagus, one of the few vegetables I really crave at times
I love putting ranch dressing on them. Or frying them, fried asparagus is so good. mmm

it also makes my pee smell fruity. Long ago it made it stink but nowadays it gives it this nice sweet fruit smell.

poppin fresh · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2007, 07:46:00 AM »

Asparagus is great.

It has 'ass' in its name.
It is 'magical' because your pee in a matter of seconds changes.

It has 'gus' in the name.
It looks like a goat penis.
It tastes good......... just like a goat penis.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2007, 07:50:23 AM »

I love, love, love it. It's so tasty.

drozmight · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:22:27 AM »

Quote from: poppin fresh on January 24, 2007, 07:46:00 AM

Asparagus is great.

It has 'ass' in its name.

Sounds like you're pronouncing it incorrectly.

poppin fresh · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:31:27 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on January 24, 2007, 08:22:27 AM

Quote from: poppin fresh on January 24, 2007, 07:46:00 AM
Asparagus is great.

It has 'ass' in its name.

Sounds like you're pronouncing it incorrectly.

Homophobe!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:44:53 AM »

Asparagus with rice or potatoes = oh.my.god

Diablos · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:52:07 AM »

Asparagus I don't really like by itself, but if you put it in something (e.g. rice, potatoes, as BT said) it's not bad.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:45:20 AM »

I cuss, you cuss, we ALL cuss for Asparagus!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2007, 12:47:03 PM »

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Author Topic: Asparagus appreciation thread (Read 1466 times)

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