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Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« on: February 29, 2016, 03:31:57 AM »
Im putting money on a youtube channel, or Twitch.

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2016, 03:34:59 AM »
A Patreon campaign or a spam bot network.

Atramental

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2016, 03:48:25 AM »
The entrepreneur scheme is still going.

But playing the lottery and day trading binary currency options have been tossed into the bushes after I broke out of a frenetic state and had a moment of clarity.

Which reminds me... I really need to get back to meditating. That actually helped prevent a lot of my dumb impulses.  :doge
« Last Edit: March 01, 2016, 12:16:46 AM by Pallando »

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2016, 04:43:39 AM »
Are you at work now Pallando?

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2016, 07:33:49 AM »
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Not buying...selling :drake

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2016, 08:14:15 AM »
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Not buying...selling :drake

this was always the natural evolution from his catfishing days, this foray into get-rich-quick is just staving off the inevitable

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2016, 09:04:35 AM »
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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2016, 09:46:18 AM »
sucking dicks for gas money while not having an actual vehicle.
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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2016, 10:58:47 AM »
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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2016, 12:03:55 PM »
Which reminds me... I really need to get back to meditating. That actually helped prevent a lot of my dumb impulses.  :doge

Yoga classes will be his next scheme.  He'll starve himself and get a tan for the Yogi look. 

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2016, 12:33:37 PM »
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i did that during college in my first couple years, was surprisingly good money once i got a Master cert in translation.

the real answer is selling his holes of course

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2016, 08:23:11 PM »
running background checks on neogaf mods
hope you like 80 hour work weeks
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Atramental

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2016, 11:53:47 PM »
Question: would you pay for a kick ass yet classy Bore t-shirt?

It would probably be in the $15 to $20 dollar range (not including shipping)

Hit the like button if yes. Shoot internet bullets at me if no.

Edit: Silly me. I should probably make the design and show it first before I ask the question. :doge
« Last Edit: March 02, 2016, 12:46:49 AM by Pallando »

Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2016, 10:44:08 AM »
Penny stocks

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2016, 11:24:39 AM »
Male surrogate mother.

"They pay you $10,000 and all you have to do is sit around for 9 months, it's great! You don't even have to pay for the womb transplant."
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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2016, 11:47:35 AM »
Selling bodily fluids, like sperm and plasma. After a while he'll move on to selling his tissues, then organs on the black market. He will cease to live, but his wizard magics will stave off death. He will become a gutter litch, preying on the homeless for their juicy organs but never able to satiate his desire for wealth.
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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2016, 12:48:17 PM »
And then he will continuously attack a boy with a odd shaped scar and his friends for multiple years until his demise. 

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2016, 01:14:18 PM »
My question is when will Pallando be dressing up like a girl and prostituting xerself....I ask for a friend. :doge
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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2016, 01:47:28 PM »
Penny stocks

I think he needs a nice long term investment rather than the pump and dump life.

Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2016, 03:05:03 PM »
What he needs and what he will do are two usually different and conflicting things.

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2016, 05:34:56 PM »
Well I am a Gemini.  :yeshrug

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My question is when will Pallando be dressing up like a girl and prostituting xerself....I ask for a friend. :doge
I'm much too introverted and puritanical for that kind of work.

I would be much better off posting selfies on Instagram and Tumblr and getting thirsty men to buy me stuff off of my Amazon wish list. :doge
« Last Edit: March 02, 2016, 05:39:50 PM by Pallando »

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2016, 05:36:28 PM »
Have you considered becoming a pastor? :doge
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Atramental

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2016, 05:42:15 PM »
Nah, I suck at giving speeches in front of large groups of people.

But I could do one-on-one consulting gigs once I digest enough self help books to fill a whole entire bookshelf.

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2016, 08:03:28 PM »
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« Last Edit: March 02, 2016, 08:11:46 PM by Pallando »

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2016, 10:22:26 PM »
Anything you win in pretend investment games or simulations belongs on the games subforum.

Atramental

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2016, 12:23:30 AM »


Just when I thought I had it all figured out Anon just changed the game.  :anhuld :doge 
 

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2016, 12:30:52 AM »
Someday I hope to be rich enough to be cock slapped and called a distinguished black fellow

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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2016, 01:49:02 PM »
You've already got Step 1 covered.  :ohhh
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Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2016, 03:21:51 PM »
I knew FemAtra was going to pay off one day. :doge