Author Topic: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of caredevil, RIP) (Read 14166 times)

toku · « **Reply #60 on:** March 22, 2016, 04:33:45 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2016, 09:22:19 AM

This show sounds like trash guys. You told me it was good. Nerds overrating MCU trash again.

niccas never into cape shit always be like

also im a straight man but charlie cox has this teary eyed eye roll sigh thing he does A LOT in dardevil thats cute af

show was good man idk what people want out of anything anymore though so *kanye shrug*. I got Daredevil fighting a shit ton of ninjas, punisher being moody and violent, elektra being moody and violent, rosario dawson. I'm good.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #61 on:** March 23, 2016, 05:47:13 PM »

Law and Order might have made it past 20 seasons if it had ninjas

Yeti · « **Reply #62 on:** March 24, 2016, 02:23:53 AM »

Quote from: Kara on March 19, 2016, 02:15:09 AM

PUNISHER, IF U DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY MILLION DOLLARS :drevil: IS I'M I'M I'M GOING TO KILL UR DOG THAT USED TO BE MY DOG IRONICALLY

OMG U WIN MR. GANGSTER IT'S IN MY VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Did you even watch the rest of the scene to realize he wanted them to find the van?

Bebpo · « **Reply #63 on:** March 25, 2016, 05:38:10 AM »

After the wreck of BvS went home and watched DvP, much better stuff. Only 2 eps left and the season's done a great job co-running the multiple plotlines into a pretty tightly designed season where everything is coming together now. If they don't fuck it up in the last 2 eps, this season is probably one of my top5 comic book adaptations. It's just total comic book brought to life fun. Really hope (and am pretty sure) that S3 is Bullseye. Wonder who they'll cast since they've done a great job casting all the characters so far. I actually liked Colin Ferrel's take in the Affleck film.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #64 on:** March 25, 2016, 08:40:32 AM »

I think s3 will be born again. There are a few hints that is where they are going.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #65 on:** March 25, 2016, 10:58:08 AM »

The worst thing about season 2 is that they botched the Punisher/DD teamup at the very end.

They set this shit up where DD and Elektra are outmanned and there's an army and oh my god how could they possibly survive. In the VERY PREVIOUS SCENE we see Punisher standing in front of a fucking minigun with his finger twitching. Oh no what could help them in this situation?!?!

oh they just fought them all and won.

Come on! They set it up perfectly. Punisher coming in for the save mowing down legions of Hand ninjas would have been perfect. Instead he just shows up and snipes some dudes that probably would have been beaten easily anyway. Lame!

Bebpo · « **Reply #66 on:** March 25, 2016, 01:24:54 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 25, 2016, 08:40:32 AM

I think s3 will be born again. There are a few hints that is where they are going.

Born Again could work, then Bullseye for S4, a modified Kevin Smith arc for S5, and theN Finish the series with A two season take on Bendis run.

Though I do think they'll introduce Bullseye next season, gotta have an exciting new character each season.

Bebpo · « **Reply #67 on:** March 25, 2016, 09:07:51 PM »

Alright, finished S2. Some boring bits aside in a few eps, it was a good season. Better than the first slightly imo simply because it had more plotlines so 13eps didn't feel so stretched out. Plus Punisher & Elektra > Manbaby Kingpin.

Show is nicely comic accurate, which is really unexpected considering how loose the interpretations of the other marvel movies/tv shows are. I know a lot of people thought they weren't gonna do:

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Elektra getting killed and then ressurected by the Hand

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But they did, and that's cool. Other things I also like is how Matt is a dick sometimes and how he's terrible at keeping his secret identity secret. I feel like everything so far works with the comic timeline other than the Urich thing, although the direction they're going with:

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Karen taking his position as a journalist

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is a better alternative that crack addict porn star; since that was pretty dumb Frank Miller shock stuff. But can't wait for (comic spoilers):

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Karen to eventually come back only to be horribly murdered by Bullseye; They're definitely going to do it since they changed up the Elektra getting skewered scene to Nobu in the show. Show Karen is kind of the weakest acting link in the show, so it'll be better after she's gone.

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So far S2 is best ninja show of 2016 so far.

toku · « **Reply #68 on:** March 25, 2016, 09:54:46 PM »

GOD I LOVE NINJAS

dkdk · « **Reply #69 on:** March 26, 2016, 12:57:53 AM »

elektra is bae.

s2 is lit.

Tasty · « **Reply #70 on:** March 26, 2016, 11:54:08 AM »

Quote from: toku on March 25, 2016, 09:54:46 PM

GOD I LOVE NINJAS

Not just ninjas.

ZOMBIE NINJAS

VomKriege · « **Reply #71 on:** March 26, 2016, 12:31:35 PM »

Am I to conclude The Hand is in the series ?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #72 on:** March 26, 2016, 12:37:42 PM »

It was in both seasons

VomKriege · « **Reply #73 on:** March 28, 2016, 07:27:50 AM »

I love me some ninjas but I always found the Hand and Stick to be some of the weakest stuff in Miller's DD run. He ran The Hand into the ground.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #74 on:** March 28, 2016, 08:51:02 AM »

Watched the first ep of Daredevil at my parents house yesterday. Pretty good. But the commentary during the episode was better.

*before starting ep*
Brother 1: How did he become Daredevil?
Brother 2: He's a mutant or something
Mom: What do you think Phoenix?
Me: chemical spill
Dad: I wonder who is gonna be correct

(sidenote: I used to be a comic nerd and the first comic I ever bought was a Daredevil issue (where he faces Mr. Hyde).

*ep starts*

Brother 1: Wait, can blind people cry?

Brother 2: would you get naked in front of a blind guy? Can he see your boobs if they gyrate?

Mom: I like this actress, she looks so scared!

Dad: I forgot how many Asians are in this show. Wow.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #75 on:** March 28, 2016, 09:22:25 AM »

its funny to me that the ninja force in Daredevil is called The Hand and the ninja force in TMNT (which is a spin-off of DD) is called The Foot.

I assume that's intentional.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #76 on:** March 28, 2016, 10:07:57 AM »

Well I'm only through like 4 episodes but the constant goddamn chattering between the punisher and daredevil is starting to piss me off.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #77 on:** March 28, 2016, 10:12:09 AM »

yeah i really hate it when characters talk to each other.

Tasty · « **Reply #78 on:** March 28, 2016, 10:20:29 AM »

https://itssamuraijosh.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-daredevil-spawned-from-the-same-accident/

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #79 on:** March 28, 2016, 10:48:02 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 28, 2016, 10:12:09 AM

yeah i really hate it when characters talk to each other.

Yes as if the entire feeling out conversation on the roof was emmy award winning shit. Go sit down.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #80 on:** March 28, 2016, 11:07:09 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 28, 2016, 09:28:51 AM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 28, 2016, 09:22:25 AM
its funny to me that the ninja force in Daredevil is called The Hand and the ninja force in TMNT (which is a spin-off of DD) is called The Foot.

I assume that's intentional.

Spin off? You mean parody.

And yes.

also its the same chemical spill that creates dd and the turtles

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #81 on:** March 28, 2016, 11:08:06 AM »

It was good shit. Very natural dialogue between the two. I liked the part where DD would call Frank out "That's bullshit Frank!" it didn't feel like SUPER HERO LECTURING VILLAIN^tm speech but just a guy talking to another guy. Definitely one of my favorite segments in the season.

Kara · « **Reply #82 on:** May 03, 2016, 09:17:11 PM »

My favorite scene of this season had to be when Kingpin talked Punisher into becoming a contract killer for him during a conversation that couldn't have lasted 5 minutes. The walking incarnation of justice denied is apparently prone to alliances of convenience, or the writing in this show is just that bad.

Runner up was definitely when E and Caredevil fight through all the underlings (including ninjas

) to get the BIG MYSTERY, which is... a giant hole in the ground. They even throw a rock or something down it because apparently a large panoramic shot isn't enough to convey that it's a giant hole in the ground. (As an aside, I read some listicle along the lines of BURNING QUESTIONS AFTER SEASON 2 OF CAREDEVIL and it tried to claim that the giant hole was in fact a plot hole. It wasn't, it's just a giant hole in the ground. Welcome to Caredevil.)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** May 03, 2016, 11:49:44 PM »

2 seasons in and we still dont know what the hole is for.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #84 on:** May 03, 2016, 11:50:19 PM »

Also dont make fun of my DD man. It hurts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #85 on:** May 03, 2016, 11:50:50 PM »

And any one who says anything bad about Civilwar is getting backhanded.

bluemax · « **Reply #86 on:** May 04, 2016, 12:02:47 AM »

I didn't finish watching this, but up to the point where Punisher gets arrested and he talks way too much for the Punisher.

Kara · « **Reply #87 on:** May 04, 2016, 01:27:29 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 03, 2016, 11:49:44 PM

2 seasons in and we still dont know what the hole is for.

Ryo can't stay in that cave forever.

Kara · « **Reply #88 on:** October 21, 2018, 12:17:15 PM »

I'm a NEW YORK CITY nun and I say things like "sounds like someone who needed to get laid" cuz we're all rough and tumble in NEW DONK CITY

I'm Caredevil and after losing my OTP twice + having a building fall on me I'm finally having a crisis of faith so I say dark and brooding things like "Job was a pussy." (The biblical character not the thing we all have to have under the capitalist mode of production.)

At Lourdes the magical waters heal some people but not others because imaginary friends work in mysterious ways. In NEW DONK CITY a nasal irrigation has a similar effect on our intrepid hero who then boxes a person on the margins of society in a church basement because apparently there's no Catholic network of hospitals in the MCU.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #89 on:** October 21, 2018, 12:19:22 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #90 on:** October 21, 2018, 12:31:04 PM »

"I'm Caredevil, not even god can stop that now."

Tasty · « **Reply #91 on:** October 21, 2018, 01:26:14 PM »

Angsty Matt in the first few eps wrapped right around from "bad-cheesy" to "great-cheesy."

"I've seen god's true face."

"I'm Daredevil. Not even God can stop that now."

"I have to let the devil out."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #92 on:** October 21, 2018, 01:41:56 PM »

Ya there are some great cheesy lines. Wait till you get to the 'man without fear' line

jorma · « **Reply #93 on:** October 21, 2018, 04:14:24 PM »

Quote from: Kara on March 19, 2016, 01:14:00 AM

p.s. back off u nerds u like cultural refuse

2.5 years later: "So i've watched all three seasons, but god this show sucks why do you nerds like this shit? Btw, do you guys know if there will be a fourth season on netflix?"

Kara · « **Reply #94 on:** October 21, 2018, 04:18:33 PM »

I also smoke even though I know it's carcinogenic.

Kara · « **Reply #95 on:** October 21, 2018, 04:19:03 PM »

Also, there's going to be a fourth season?!?

Himu · « **Reply #96 on:** October 21, 2018, 04:20:06 PM »

Season 2 sucked outside of punisher. Is 3 better?

toku · « **Reply #97 on:** October 21, 2018, 05:32:57 PM »

A lot of cringe in this first ep and I haven't even finished yet. Foggy looking sharp though and Deborah Ann Woll looking amazing as always.

Assimilate · « **Reply #98 on:** October 21, 2018, 06:47:30 PM »

more superhero garbage... 3 pages worth.

it's unbelievable.

Kara · « **Reply #99 on:** October 21, 2018, 08:17:28 PM »

"Thank god for you!"
"He didn't help you. I did."

Tasty · « **Reply #100 on:** October 21, 2018, 08:19:55 PM »

Quote from: Kara on October 21, 2018, 08:17:28 PM

"Thank god for you!"
"He didn't help you. I did."

Best line in the show IMO. I literally chuckled to myself IRL.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #101 on:** October 21, 2018, 09:38:52 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 21, 2018, 04:20:06 PM

Season 2 sucked outside of punisher. Is 3 better?

Yes. It better than 1 in some ways and slightly worse in others.

Kara · « **Reply #102 on:** October 21, 2018, 09:46:34 PM »

They did another callback to the hallway fight scene in season 1. You have to respect their dedication to milking that forever.

Also Matt calling the Albanians "you people."

Kara · « **Reply #103 on:** October 22, 2018, 12:20:15 AM »

"I want to kill you. For dying. For leaving me."

Momo · « **Reply #104 on:** October 22, 2018, 01:15:10 AM »

I finished this poop heap cause i was bored this weekend, sucked man.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #105 on:** October 22, 2018, 02:00:16 AM »

Do you have to slander two threads? Is this how whiteman feels?

Kara · « **Reply #106 on:** October 22, 2018, 02:04:11 AM »

Trying to decide what's funnier, the fight with office supplies or Kingpin having a secret lair in his jail that runs counterintelligence on the FBI.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #107 on:** October 22, 2018, 02:13:37 AM »

1) Dude fucked up DD with a baseball bounced off a wall and some sharpies.
2) A staffed lair.

You cant compare them.

Kara · « **Reply #108 on:** October 22, 2018, 02:19:13 AM »

He threw pencils of death.

Momo · « **Reply #109 on:** October 22, 2018, 02:34:40 AM »

Bullseye sure does love throwing chandelier crystals

Kara · « **Reply #110 on:** October 22, 2018, 03:56:40 AM »

This season is 100% misery porn, jeez.

The flashback to Matt's conception and infancy though.

Momo · « **Reply #111 on:** October 22, 2018, 04:04:17 AM »

Quote from: Kara on October 22, 2018, 03:56:40 AM

This season is 100% misery porn, jeez.

The flashback to Matt's conception and infancy though.

Hot nun girl falls for fat unfunny boxer

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #112 on:** October 22, 2018, 08:16:15 AM »

Are you guys seriously making fun of post partham?

kingv · « **Reply #113 on:** October 22, 2018, 11:56:06 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 21, 2016, 11:05:11 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 21, 2016, 07:56:06 PM
I prefer JJ too, but mostly just cause the purple man was so damn good. If season 2 focuses on Nuke its gonna suck. JJ > S1 DD > S2 DD. That being said I would so be up for a marvel netflix show every 3 months. I'd kill for a blade one.

There /was/ a Blade TV show. It was pretty good. I'm guessing you mean a specifically MCU-based TV show?

I liked that show.

It had Sticky Fingaz as Blade. Who was honestly not bad, because you don’t actually have to do much acting to play Blade.

It also had pretty ok ratings, but apparently was too expensive for spike.

toku · « **Reply #114 on:** October 22, 2018, 12:45:26 PM »

Did someone say blade tv series?

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Jill Wagner

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MMaRsu · « **Reply #115 on:** October 22, 2018, 01:06:04 PM »

good season

Kara · « **Reply #116 on:** October 22, 2018, 01:07:12 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 22, 2018, 08:16:15 AM

Are you guys seriously making fun of post partham?

It's 1955 even though it has to be ca. 1978 to 1988.

Kara · « **Reply #117 on:** October 22, 2018, 01:07:44 PM »

Not that we're super great about treating it today even.

chronovore · « **Reply #118 on:** October 22, 2018, 06:56:14 PM »

Quote from: toku on October 22, 2018, 12:45:26 PM

Did someone say blade tv series?

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Jill Wagner
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I watched the hell out of Blade.

I was more interested in the vampire woman, played by Gower. Wagner really couldn't act.

The sudden end to the show put me off new serialized shows, because it just completely drops the audience on a cliffhanger.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #119 on:** October 22, 2018, 08:32:13 PM »

i...i unironically enjoyed caredevil season 3, guys

man of feel :-(

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