Author Topic: Nintendo NX thread of mockery. (Read 4470 times)

archie4208 · « **on:** March 23, 2016, 12:57:58 PM »

I'll be sure to update the thread when the underpowered specs and laughable online details are revealed.

nachobro · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:01:20 PM »

will still buy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:04:40 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:09:34 PM »

My bold predictions:

- It will be underpowered
- It will sell like shit
- Nintendo will show off Yet Another New Super Mario Bros and Nintendo will act shocked when nobody is impressed.
- Nintards will make up fake stories about how impressed the blue ocean (hot chicks, grandma, etc.) is with this POS

archie4208 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:10:10 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2016, 01:04:40 PM

huh

I've been thinking the same shit about Nintendo for 10 years.

Tasty · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:10:37 PM »

Looks like one of those "leaked Revolution controller" shops, haha.

nachobro · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:18:01 PM »

If that was a handheld it'd be pretty cool. Having that as a main controller/handheld and also supporting Wii U Pro Pads would be just fine

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:21:09 PM »

where the buttons at, doe?

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:29:20 PM »

Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:40:01 PM »

Banners, nintards, banners. To arms!

I will die alongside Nintendo

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I actually don't hate it as long as other controllers can be paired with the console

sounds like they're trying to get dat mobile gaming audience

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:46:35 PM »

How the fuck would I be able to shoot or pass in NBA 2K17 wth this trash?

archie4208 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:48:47 PM »

I'm sure you meant Super Mario Happy Hoops.

VomKriege · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:50:13 PM »

Just want to point out that those new photos show a very similar device to earlier ones leaked a few days ago and that the thing depicted is very similar to a patent filed by Nintendo.
So it's either an elaborate hoax or legit smoke.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:56:29 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:05:47 PM »

WOW

They're in deep shit.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:09:01 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:23:50 PM »

Oh man, already has me wishing they kept the Wii U Gamepad.

VomKriege · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 23, 2016, 02:05:47 PM

WOW

They're in deep shit.

The tree thing seems to be reaching, but the swedish keyboard kinda is narrowing the options there...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:30:23 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2016, 01:46:35 PM

How the fuck would I be able to shoot or pass in NBA 2K17 wth this trash?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:31:27 PM »

As if Massive would be working on a Nintendo game

Rufus · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:33:26 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 23, 2016, 02:31:27 PM

As if Massive would be working on a Nintendo game

They're part of Ubisoft. Ubisoft spread their seed far and wide.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:42:03 PM »

https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=199024718&postcount=2473

https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=199024974&postcount=2508

VomKriege · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2016, 03:44:28 PM »

Gaf now convinced it's fake. Until tomorrow I guess.

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2016, 03:49:37 PM »

That's got to slot into a more ergonomic controller shell of some sort. Buncha cramped clawhanded bullshit otherwise.

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2016, 04:19:57 PM »

Quote from: Sugar Pie Honey Bunch on March 23, 2016, 03:49:37 PM

That's got to slot into a more ergonomic controller shell of some sort. Buncha cramped clawhanded bullshit otherwise.

It's a dev-only pre-public prototype.

Also the patent had grips.

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2016, 04:37:47 PM »

I hope that's not really it...would like more buttons. But this is Nintendo so maybe some kind of button shell add-on thing will come out, like the Circle Pad Pro did, or they'll just put out another "pro" controller.

eleuin · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2016, 04:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Sugar Pie Honey Bunch on March 23, 2016, 03:49:37 PM

That's got to slot into a more ergonomic controller shell of some sort. Buncha cramped clawhanded bullshit otherwise.

they need to model it after the goat

Yulwei · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2016, 04:50:39 PM »

I think it actually looks interesting and I want to try it

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2016, 05:12:49 PM »

obligatory

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2016, 10:27:36 PM »

just when i REALLY don't care about vidja any more, nintendo's penchant for self-humiliation pulls me back in

Rufus · « **Reply #30 on:** March 24, 2016, 02:25:53 AM »

I'd hoped you popped back in for this.

Lucretius · « **Reply #31 on:** March 24, 2016, 08:33:01 AM »

It's shaped like an anal suppository. Nintendo really is going for ultimate portability with this one.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** March 24, 2016, 07:31:26 PM »

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #33 on:** March 24, 2016, 07:39:48 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1200538

the dream ~~of fuckery~~ is dead

now to watch as all the nintards that vehemently started defending touch controls take it all back

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 24, 2016, 07:47:33 PM »

Jesus the stain on that desk

VomKriege · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2016, 12:23:25 AM »

Good fake tho

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2016, 01:43:35 AM »

No doubt a new rumour will be born that Nintendo backed out og this design based on Neogaf backslash, this will be lamented forever by N diehards as this was the true design

Rufus · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2016, 04:43:11 AM »

Aw, I wanted it to be true.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2016, 05:33:08 AM »

Seemed legit. What exactly is gained from hoaxing people?

Fifstar · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2016, 08:34:29 AM »

Attention?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2016, 09:53:48 AM »

10k thread of people freaking out

Tasty · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2016, 11:25:52 AM »

I remember when fakes were cool.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2016, 01:56:31 PM »

Some people just want to watch the world burn

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2016, 09:02:20 PM »

Loool all you niccas got Aries'd in 2016

Bu bu bu I didnt think it was real at all

Trent Dole · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2016, 09:57:34 PM »

I thought it was legit. No amount of stupid from Nintendo would surprise me at this point. Underpowered machinery? Dumb ass control schemes? Excess removal of content due to moral climate and also flat out laziness?

Yeti · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2016, 10:54:44 PM »

in retrospect it was pretty obvious that it was fake, there needs to be at least one button to make Mario jump.

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Author Topic: Nintendo NX thread of mockery. (Read 4470 times)