Author Topic: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart (Read 8491 times)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **on:** April 06, 2016, 10:20:41 PM »

I assume all gaffers by default are omegas but where are you located? Honest answers only plz.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2016, 10:25:57 PM »

Otherkin

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2016, 10:36:08 PM »

This chart is basically just a one dimensional axis based on looks.

Huff · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2016, 10:43:47 PM »

Your one dimensional

Dennis · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2016, 10:45:28 PM »

You're

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2016, 10:46:23 PM »

Stop trying to put me in a box.

Tasty · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2016, 10:59:18 PM »

HIV-

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2016, 11:07:02 PM »

Quote from: Huff on April 06, 2016, 10:43:47 PM

Your one dimensional

Can't be. I've read Nietzsche so I'm clearly a gamma positive.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2016, 11:07:42 PM »

Like the Hulk.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2016, 12:42:07 AM »

This is like that INTJ type shit except somehow even more stupid.

VomKriege · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2016, 12:46:22 AM »

Probably "Delta"

Yeti · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2016, 12:46:40 AM »

Psh, only a lame sigma negative would bother to read all that

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2016, 12:47:19 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on April 07, 2016, 12:46:40 AM

Psh, only a lame sigma negative would bother to read all that

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2016, 01:09:12 AM »

"[Alpha positives] do not allow women to dominate their lives”

Good news, Arvie!

curly · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2016, 02:36:27 AM »

Taking this kind of thing seriously puts you at the bottom of the human hierarchy chart

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:14:49 AM »

NEgative OmeGA Furries

Reb · « **Reply #16 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:28:23 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on April 07, 2016, 04:09:56 AM

Quote from: curly on April 07, 2016, 02:36:27 AM
Taking this kind of thing seriously puts you at the bottom of the human hierarchy chart

Taking this thread seriously puts you at the bottom of The Bore hierarchy.

Must be nice, to have some company for once.

Rufus · « **Reply #17 on:** April 07, 2016, 05:37:54 AM »

Whatever peon tier is.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** April 07, 2016, 08:14:20 AM »

Someone pick for me

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** April 07, 2016, 08:14:29 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #20 on:** April 07, 2016, 08:22:40 AM »

There's no place for successful married men on something made by /fit/izens.

Atramental · « **Reply #21 on:** April 07, 2016, 08:46:32 AM »

Gamma Positive on a good day. Delta Positive on a bad day.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** April 07, 2016, 10:04:27 AM »

Alpha +++++++ when i'm sober

Alpha ----------- when i'm not

Tasty · « **Reply #23 on:** April 07, 2016, 10:21:57 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on April 07, 2016, 04:09:56 AM

Quote from: curly on April 07, 2016, 02:36:27 AM
Taking this kind of thing seriously puts you at the bottom of the human hierarchy chart

Taking this thread seriously puts you at the bottom of The Bore hierarchy.

Being a bottom

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #24 on:** April 07, 2016, 10:45:42 AM »

Probably beta+

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** April 07, 2016, 10:52:06 AM »

Delta Positive

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** April 07, 2016, 01:31:18 PM »

Nazi furries

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27 on:** April 07, 2016, 01:37:48 PM »

The furrer.

Atramental · « **Reply #28 on:** April 07, 2016, 02:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on April 07, 2016, 01:31:18 PM

Nazi furries

Gas the Koalas! RACE WAR NOW!

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #29 on:** April 07, 2016, 02:20:16 PM »

Omega negative seems like the second best option

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** April 07, 2016, 02:42:40 PM »

Gamma+

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** April 07, 2016, 03:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2016, 01:09:12 AM

"[Alpha positives] do not allow women to dominate their lives”

Good news, Arvie!

I'm taking this to mean you think I'm an alpha positive and will not be reading this thread any long less you say something to destroy this though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM »

Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #33 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM

Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

Huff · « **Reply #34 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on April 06, 2016, 10:45:28 PM

You're

Such a beta post

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:46:30 PM »

I helped build the house I'm currently living in, so that should count for something.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

I can put in outlets AND I know how to install fans, garbage disposal units, etc that need to be electrically wired.

Tasty · « **Reply #37 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:56:31 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

Is everything a dick waving contest with you jesus christ

studyguy · « **Reply #38 on:** April 07, 2016, 04:57:55 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #39 on:** April 07, 2016, 05:05:50 PM »

I want to be a gamma positive but I've always been told that I'm supposed to be an alpha positive. I'vd always been afraid of falling in between those two and turning into a beta positive that's not special in any way.

Atramental · « **Reply #40 on:** April 07, 2016, 05:40:37 PM »

Gamma+'s are the wizards of this world.

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Both figuratively and literally.

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #41 on:** April 07, 2016, 06:15:48 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 07, 2016, 04:56:31 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

Is everything a dick waving contest with you jesus christ

Sarcasm buddy.

Atramental · « **Reply #42 on:** April 07, 2016, 06:18:45 PM »

Dick waving is kinda an alpha's "thing" though.

Rufus · « **Reply #43 on:** April 07, 2016, 06:24:31 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 06:15:48 PM

Sarcasm buddy.

Nobody can tell. I thought I'd figure it out eventually, but no.

Atramental · « **Reply #44 on:** April 07, 2016, 06:25:02 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on April 07, 2016, 05:05:50 PM

I want to be a gamma positive but I've always been told that I'm supposed to be an alpha positive. I'vd always been afraid of falling in between those two and turning into a beta positive that's not special in any way.

Now that I think about it, Elon Musk is a fusion of an Alpha+ and a Gamma+.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #45 on:** April 07, 2016, 06:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 07, 2016, 06:24:31 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 06:15:48 PM

Sarcasm buddy.
Nobody can tell. I thought I'd figure it out eventually, but no.

It wasn't sarcasm. I don't think he knows what sarcasm is.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #46 on:** April 07, 2016, 07:59:22 PM »

I did build a trebuchet once, though

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** April 07, 2016, 08:30:53 PM »

I voted Gamma as a joke. Now I'm questioning all your guys self identities.

El Babua · « **Reply #48 on:** April 07, 2016, 08:32:36 PM »

Omega cuck

Your Stalker · « **Reply #49 on:** April 07, 2016, 09:50:20 PM »

I'm the rare Alpha Gamma Cuck myself.

Yeti · « **Reply #50 on:** April 07, 2016, 10:10:56 PM »

Did anyone else notice the microagression in this thread's title, assuming that everyone who reads it identifies as male? Check ur privilege.

Dennis · « **Reply #51 on:** April 07, 2016, 10:14:31 PM »

I just want to know who the three other alphas are on here

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #52 on:** April 08, 2016, 01:40:41 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 07, 2016, 04:56:31 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

Is everything a dick waving contest with you jesus christ

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43162

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #53 on:** April 08, 2016, 02:32:25 AM »

Quote from: Dennis on April 07, 2016, 10:14:31 PM

I just want to know who the three other alphas are on here

aia so alpha he voted 3 times

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #54 on:** April 08, 2016, 02:35:00 AM »

Over time I moved from alpha/beta negative to alpha/beta positive

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #55 on:** April 08, 2016, 07:36:21 PM »

lambda lambda lambda

headwalk · « **Reply #56 on:** April 08, 2016, 10:09:42 PM »

i'm up near the top of what i do (by taking opportunities i did little to earn) but try to work as little as possible, value my own time over all else and am currently sitting around playing guitar (nothing to do with my job) enjoying every day that my agent doesn't get in contact.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #57 on:** May 10, 2016, 08:03:29 PM »

Beta+ mixed with Gamma+

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Necro bump

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Kara · « **Reply #58 on:** May 10, 2016, 08:27:22 PM »

There's a typo in this infographic. Clearly created by a beta plus looking to get some dap from an alpha plus in his life.

El Babua · « **Reply #59 on:** May 10, 2016, 08:35:32 PM »

More like created by an autist to diagram human behavior

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Author Topic: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart (Read 8491 times)