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Am_I_Anonymous

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Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:46:22 AM »
Just got the news last night.  She's about 6 weeks along. Doc says even at age 36 she is going to do just fine. She's hoping for another girl, I guess I'd be okay with that.

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2016, 10:01:28 AM »
Congratulations!
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2016, 10:05:39 AM »
Congratulations!

Thanks!


Here's a funny item from my life

AiA "Momma I got some news for you"

Mom "You get your momma a car baby??"

AiA "Nah, I'm having another baby"

Mom "Oh lawd such a blessing"

AiA "So much for free time"

Mom "You don't speak of the lord's blessing this way"   :gurl
 
AiA "Sorry momma"  :kobeyuck

Mom "I'm gonna go buy baby stuff today and tell all the girls"   :uguu

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2016, 10:10:20 AM »
Congrats man!

Them boys can still swim. :mynicca
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2016, 10:11:46 AM »
Congrats man!

Them boys can still swim. :mynicca

Time to get my shit snipped, for sure. I'm one away from a brady bunch now  :obama
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2016, 10:23:57 AM »
You need to make sure your lawn worker knows how to change a diaper.  :doge
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2016, 10:30:07 AM »
You need to make sure your lawn worker knows how to change a diaper.  :doge

He's not allowed to touch my children. I don't want them to catch CAC fever!  :neogaf :neogaf
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2016, 10:34:57 AM »
Congratulations! And don't stop now, you almost have a baseball team :D

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2016, 11:00:05 AM »
Congrats AiA!
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2016, 11:17:40 AM »
Congrats!

Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2016, 11:17:58 AM »
Congratulations breh. Name her after me, Wrathalina has a nice ring to it.

My daughter/son will not be born and instantly put on a terrorist watch list  :ufup
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2016, 11:18:34 AM »
I'm one away from a brady bunch now  :obama

What's this shit about snipping. No, you go for that Brady Bunch trifica and get a reality TV show and roll in that money as the Black Brady's. :ufup

Then years later it comes out you were banging thousands of women without roofies and the black community shuns you. :ufup

Edit: I also hope your baby is a liberal. :pacspit :-*

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2016, 11:27:39 AM »
I'm one away from a brady bunch now  :obama

Edit: I also hope your baby is a liberal. :pacspit :-*


My soon to be son or daughter already has more investments that you do. There will be no damn liberal handout children in my household  :neogaf
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2016, 11:41:49 AM »
I guess AiA really does have his pulse on the mindset of young people. What's more in tune with young people than having kids when you're not supposed to :doge

Grats breh
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2016, 11:51:02 AM »
I guess AiA really does have his pulse on the mindset of young people. What's more in tune with young people than having kids when you're not supposed to :doge

Grats breh

5 and I'm oouuuuuttttttt......

Now I'll be in my late 50's by the time I'm kid free  :foxx
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2016, 11:51:50 AM »
Congrats! At least you got older kids for free labor with the baby too!

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2016, 11:52:38 AM »
You're ahead of some of my CAC friends that waited until they were in their 40's to have kids. Imagine being 60 with a teenager, breh.

 :goty

Also, congrats.
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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2016, 11:58:02 AM »
Congrats man. Good luck

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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2016, 12:53:52 PM »
Congratulations

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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2016, 12:57:23 PM »
Thanks all.
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2016, 01:07:19 PM »
Congrats!

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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2016, 01:49:25 PM »
Congrats!

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2016, 02:39:22 PM »
My mom was a few years older when she had my little brother and everything went well. And yes, your kids living at home will be doing no small part of the feeding and diaper changing. It's probably the best safe sex lesson you could give them too.  :whoo :anhuld

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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2016, 03:12:28 PM »
Every couple months my friend is out here laid out all sad going, breh I'm gonna have another kid fml I can't do this
Then he gets the all clear and it turns into, fuck it I'm wrapping it up forever

Dude's having his 4th kid later this year. Traded in his mustang for a van a month ago and he was like,  :fbm

Oh congrats.
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2016, 03:31:51 PM »
Every couple months my friend is out here laid out all sad going, breh I'm gonna have another kid fml I can't do this
Then he gets the all clear and it turns into, fuck it I'm wrapping it up forever

Dude's having his 4th kid later this year. Traded in his mustang for a van a month ago and he was like,  :fbm

Oh congrats.

Breeders

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2016, 03:54:18 PM »
Given how old Am is, this kid is going to be a rebel.  Can't wait for the 'My idiot commie son/daughter is a gender studies major' thread. 

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2016, 05:23:05 PM »
If it's a girl, name her Hillary
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« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2016, 05:24:13 PM »
If it's a boy, name him Hillary.
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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2016, 05:28:12 PM »
If it's a girl I'll name her....oh what does it matter you nerds never talk to girls anyway :hitler
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2016, 05:29:56 PM »
If it's a boy, name him Harbaugh.
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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2016, 06:17:59 PM »
If it's a boy, name him Harbaugh.

Bo or Carr

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2016, 07:06:17 PM »
I guess AiA really does have his pulse on the mindset of young people. What's more in tune with young people than having kids when you're not supposed to :doge

Grats breh

5 and I'm oouuuuuttttttt......

Now I'll be in my late 50's by the time I'm kid free  :foxx

Considering your posts on here, I thought you were already there  :dayum

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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2016, 07:45:56 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2016, 08:17:25 PM »
If it's a boy, name him Harbaugh.

Bo or Carr

:ufup

You want to get cock punched? Because that's how you do it.

Bo never won anything  :doge
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« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2016, 09:07:25 PM »
 :lol

One of my dad's friends always trolls him with that.
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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2016, 09:23:36 PM »
My parents stopped with four and they were 'baby boomers'. Congratulations I suppose.
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« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2016, 10:22:01 PM »
Congrats!

Though kids in general... :kobeyuck


On the plus side, at least your wife's boobs will be bigger.  :rejoice

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« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2016, 10:35:41 PM »
Though kids in general... :phil

Fixed, you sick fuck.

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Re: Welp shit, I'm having another baby (yes with my wife)
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2016, 03:52:45 AM »
Congrats.
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« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2016, 03:54:54 AM »
Congrats mayne!

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« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2016, 05:06:35 AM »
Good on ya, man. They're awesome. I reckon me and the missus will have our second this year.

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« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2016, 06:25:29 AM »
Congrats, AiA! Your momma's right: BLESSING!

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« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2016, 09:13:13 AM »
Congrats    8)

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« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2016, 09:39:21 AM »
creampies  :expert
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