Will be north of Boooston this fall - tips?

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Just booked ticks, gonna do a mini roadtrip with my girls (well my wife can drive  ), Boston, Portland, Bar Harbor. See the leaves change colour and maybe hike a bit.

Any tips for fun things along this route?

Good way to spend my bonus btw

[nudemacusers]

cum visit me and tasty meat 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'll alert the proper authorities.

[Joe Molotov]

Stay clear of the mafia.

[Tasty]

cum visit me and tasty meat 

[Brehvolution]

You want just the tip?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

cum visit me and tasty meat 

Tasty what does a gay boston accent sound like, I'm seriously intrigued!

[Tasty]

It's like the standard Bahston accent except with a lot more dick in your mouth.

[nudemacusers]

So, a normal Boston accent, then.

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Hahha guys where you at?

[Tasty]

So, a normal Boston accent, then.

Yup. 

[Tasty]

Hahha guys where you at?

I'm literally in Boston. 

mac is in some godforsaken totally-not-Boston suburb or some shit.

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See you in October so!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Hahha guys where you at?

I'm literally in Boston. 

mac is in some godforsaken totally-not-Boston suburb or some shit.

I always though Mac was a west coaster.

[nudemacusers]

Formerly; proud masshole since March.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Formerly; proud masshole since March.

Different coast, same gay ass liberal values. (just kidding, Tasty)
Less attractive women, but cheaper housing.
Traffic sucks in Cali, Traffic sucks in Mass

About even.

[nudemacusers]

Eh my zip code nets me an additional 1,500/month compared to back home. Housing is mad expensive here but ymmv of course.

Traffic is an abomination here.

[bork]

Eh my zip code nets me an additional 1,500/month compared to back home. Housing is mad expensive here but ymmv of course.

Traffic is an abomination here.

Traffic is an abomination in every city. 

[Tasty]

Eh my zip code nets me an additional 1,500/month compared to back home. Housing is mad expensive here but ymmv of course.

Traffic is an abomination here.

Traffic is an abomination in every city. 

True but massholes probably have the shittiest driving rep in the country.

Also Boston is like 70% one-way streets.

[Atramental]

Terrible traffic, shitty drivers, and 70% one-way streets?

Yeah, fuck that.

[seagrams hotsauce]

True but massholes probably have the shittiest driving rep in the country.

Also Boston is like 70% one-way streets.

This always confuses me. MA/Boston drivers aren't 'shitty' per se as much as they incredibly discourteous, which is really effective if you're trying to get someplace and you're not feeling patient. There's a reason it's called the 'Boston block'

[nudemacusers]

Eh my zip code nets me an additional 1,500/month compared to back home. Housing is mad expensive here but ymmv of course.

Traffic is an abomination here.

Traffic is an abomination in every city. 

True but massholes probably have the shittiest driving rep in the country.

Also Boston is like 70% one-way streets.

Yeah it's mostly the roads I hate.

And ofc the hu-mans

[fistfulofmetal]

Boston is so small you can see all the tourist crap in a single day. Download the Boston tourism app and it'll show you where everything is.

[Tasty]

Boston is so small you can see all the tourist crap in a single day. Download the Boston tourism app and it'll show you where everything is.

Yeah maybe if you use a "tourism app."

You need a local to get the full experience though.

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Think we can cram the whole experience into my tight schedule?

[Positive Touch]

remember in America it's customary to punch someone in the face when they say they're from Boston. give it a try!

[Tasty]

Think we can cram the whole experience into my tight schedule?

I'm sure you'll have a fun time.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

remember in America it's customary to punch someone in the face when they say they're from Boston. give it a try!

Euro's trying to fight 

Don't get prem all socked up during his family trip man.

[Brehvolution]

Think we can cram the whole experience into my tight schedule?

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I thought no one noticed, thanks breh

[Am_I_Anonymous]

tip #1: don't go to Boston

Tip #2   Don't fight americans, you'll lose.

[Tasty]

Tip #3: Make sure you actually tip, filthy euros

[CajoleJuice]

Boston is so small you can see all the tourist crap in a single day. Download the Boston tourism app and it'll show you where everything is.

http://www.theonion.com/article/pretty-cute-watching-boston-residents-play-daily-g-31554

“You have to admit, seeing them scurrying around in the morning for their big day in the city—it’s pretty cute,” New York resident Michael Goodman said as the Bay State busybodies emulated life in a large epicenter of American culture and politics. “When they look down at their watches and start hurrying down the street like they’re headed to some of sort of huge, important meeting, it’s hard not to smile. I mean, they look like they really think they are doing something significant.”

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 Anybody here hike Mount Willard?

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Anybody here hike Mount Willard?

WELL?

[Tasty]

I've mounted some willies, otherwise no.

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take a hike

[thisismyusername]

Also Boston is like 70% one-way streets.

That doesn't sound that bad. Makes directions much easier.