Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?

[Rahxephon91]

Has anyone here actually done this? Is it worth it? Should I do it, just to get things out of the way and out of my system? This is strangely(to me anyway) always thrown around as a solution to problems. How much do you need?

I was gonna try and save up for a Mac this summer, but I can get a cheap laptop or none at all lol.

[Kara]

Well first you need to actually convince one to take you on. There's this misconception people who don't hobby have that you can't be rejected just because you're paying. It's a sellers market, in actual fact.

Anyway, 200 and a decent gratuity is what you're looking at for an hour with a provider. That's what I'd consider entry level, you can increase your costs quite ludicrously when you hobby.

E: You can get most of the GFE without paying for GFE if you shop smartly. It's kind of like In N Out's secret menu.

[El Babua]

Thought this was a Pallando thread tbh

And yes, to both of you

edit: had to look up GFE, still yes

[Atramental]

A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet.   

[I'm a Puppy!]

Well Atra it's simple you just....wait....this isn't a Pallando thread?
What's next? a "I love bbc!" thread by someone other than PD?

[Trent Dole]

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[Rahxephon91]

A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet.   

June's an expensive month for gaming for me.

I also find it rather pathetic.

It's like "Oh I guess I couldn't make it on my own".

[Madrun Badrun]

A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet.   

God doesn't want you to get laid. 

Try tinder - its the devils domain. 

[Rahxephon91]

Well Atra it's simple you just....wait....this isn't a Pallando thread?
What's next? a "I love bbc!" thread by someone other than PD?

PD is the one that suggested this to me. I'll have to save some money up though.

[Trent Dole]

Also what is this 200 for GFE nonsense? Go find a happy ending parlor for less than half that. Seriously though don't pay for fug, have some goddamn dignity.

[Rahxephon91]

I think there's supposed to be a point of female companionship.

[El Babua]

edit: had to look up GFE, still yes

Sure you did

I only pay hookers for shameful sex, not paid lies. 

[Kara]

I think there's supposed to be a point of female companionship.

Well, I'm not really sure you'll find one who wants to talk about anime and vidya. Like if art schools didn't cost a lot I probably would be in the same boat, so no offense meant.

[Rahxephon91]

Sure, I need more hobbies, but I don't actually watch or talk about anime. At least not new stuff anyway. It's not really an active hobby. Just something I sometimes dabble with, but mostly old stuff. If it comes up with people cool, but it's not a topic I spend a lot of time with.

Besides, aren't I just paying them to listen and have more involved sex with? If not, whats the point of a GFE over a regular hooker or a backpage girl?

I mean at this point, I'm really just looking to skip the entire girlfriend thing and pay someone to have sex with while getting a bit more then a car hookup and maybe have them listen to my annoyance and tell me nice soothing things.

I mean at this point it's pretty clear the whole women thing isn't for me. It's not aspergers or whatever. I was tested for that and I'm not on the spectrum or whatever. I did actually take your guys advice and get help and I think my more positive posts around have showed a much more positive outlook, but yeah women are a thing that still scare me, so I'm looking for an easy way out. With how much it comes up here I'd thought some of you would have tried it.

[VomKriege]

I also find it rather pathetic.
It's like "Oh I guess I couldn't make it on my own".

Well at some point there's clearly negative spiraling self-reinforcement going on with this type of matter. Throwing money to deflate it might not seem the most delicate thing out there but putting behind you the looming monolith of "doing it" will probably help you approach future romantic adventures in a much more relaxed, sensitive way.

[Kara]

Sure, I need more hobbies, but I don't actually watch or talk about anime. At least not new stuff anyway. It's not really an active hobby. Just something I sometimes dabble with, but mostly old stuff. If it comes up with people cool, but it's not a topic I spend a lot of time with.

Besides, aren't I just paying them to listen and have more involved sex with? If not, whats the point of a GFE over a regular hooker or a backpage girl?

I mean at this point, I'm really just looking to skip the entire girlfriend thing and pay someone to have sex with while getting a bit more then a car hookup and maybe have them listen to my annoyance and tell me nice soothing things.

I mean at this point it's pretty clear the whole women thing isn't for me. It's not aspergers or whatever. I was tested for that and I'm not on the spectrum or whatever. I did actually take your guys advice and get help and I think my more positive posts around have showed a much more positive outlook, but yeah women are a thing that still scare me, so I'm looking for an easy way out. With how much it comes up here I'd thought some of you would have tried it.

Well, like, GFE starts with stuff like being able to kiss on the mouth. (That's not a joke for no reason...) If you want to vent and get a boost to your self-esteem, that comes with time as you get more comfortable as a regular with any provider who operates above street walking tier, though I would suggest you don't be strictly honest when you vent (that goes for anybody) and keep in mind that it's not serious. (i.e. Don't catch feels.) So you don't need to go diving in the deep end per se if you don't want to pay $350+ for an explicit GFE.

It's good to hear that you got help and are trying to lead a more positive life.

e: This probably sounds way more intimidating than it actually is. Just be prepared to be scrutinized a lot (understandably) and be safe and just accept that you're not going to connect with everyone you might want to connect with.

[brawndolicious]

Don't be an idiot. You know it'd make you more depressed and on edge and make you repeat every single thing you hate about yourself. Just accept that you too can be an average guy in the dating scene and that being embarrassed or whatever it is you dread happening is not that big a deal really.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Reading Kara this sounds way more work, money and less fun than hooking up with a girl in a club or something.

plus what the above post said

[chronovore]

I think you were closer than you thought with the woman you'd mentioned in the other thread. Go have a coffee with her. As a friend. If you can actually truly have a conversation with her without wishing you were in her pants, you're going to find it easier each time to speak with women.

You can't lose what you don't have.

[nudemacusers]

The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.

It's better if you aren't paying, but I think you get to the point where the continued degradation of your self-esteem from not having nutted in a chick outweighs the self-esteem hit you'll take from having to pay. That tipping point is probably in the mid 20s or late 20s depending on the person. If you're 22, I'd say hold out. If you're 26 or up, pay that money.

This is some real shit. Sometimes you just gotta pay bros.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

As the resident Bore whoremonger I would say that you won't resolve your many, many issues by getting laid, whether you pay for it or not.

So if you want to cum in a vagina and not your usual right hand, then sure, go for it.

If you're doing it for any reason other than the above, then no.

[Yulwei]

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*^{Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body}

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*^{Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body}

[meeb]

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*^{Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body}

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.

[Rahxephon91]

Get a PSE experience instead, go for the real.

?

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high

Well if there's one thing I can say is it's that I usually smell fantastic and my hygiene is pretty damn good. I don't dress like a slob either.

I probably shouldn't have any standards though.

[thisismyusername]

Didn't expect Karakand to be the hooker expert.

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*^{Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body}

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.

Same. Though to be fair, the girl they married is kinda overweight themselves. I wish they'd get slightly healthier since they're good people, but it's not my place to say.

[king of the internet]

I don't think you could pay a woman enough to be forced to listen to you rant about Final Fantasy for hours.

[Phoenix Dark]

Didn't expect Karakand to be the hooker expert.

Hooker expert is not the proper nomenclature. Gentleman, please.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yəhonatan

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*^{Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body}

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.

Willco was/is 375 pounds and had girlfriends.  I don't think being fat is that much of a hindrance for either men or women.

Rahxephon's issue is cripplingly low self esteem.  He could be jacked with a six pack and still not get any.

[demi]

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*^{Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body}

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.

Boogie2988 ("Francis") made a post about this on a Reddit AMA that basically amounted to "my pussy eating skills on fleek"

I'd believe it 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://imgur.com/C76MTlR

Rahx, Atra, which way does yours grow?

[Rahxephon91]

I don't think you could pay a woman enough to be forced to listen to you rant about Final Fantasy for hours.

Well it's a good thing I'm not trying to do that.

I don't even have friends that like Final Fantasy.

I don't know what you people think, but I don't actually talk about these things offline. Like none of my friends are nerds who actually like this stuff. Hence why I would come to a forum to talk about nerd stuff. Hell im not even the person with the highest post count in gaming.

I mean besides being a vagaina yesterday, I went to see Keanu with my two friends who talk about Sneakers and rap music the way you think I must talk about FF.
I'm not actually looking for someone who has exactly the same interests if at all.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist. 

You remind me of when I thought talking to a girl and potentially fucking up=the end of the world. That's why I first suggested you hang with your female friends more, get used to being around women.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I would rank getting a hooker over therapy, buying anime, buying comic books, and buying Nintendo games

[meeb]

A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.

I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.

[recursivelyenumerable]

but i thought people didn't like escort missions or dating simulations?

[Kara]

Reading Kara this sounds way more work, money and less fun than hooking up with a girl in a club or something.

plus what the above post said

It's a lot of up front work, especially if you aren't traditionally employed. (Calling your job is a way you're verified as not being a copper if you don't have references, for example.)

As for your alternative, unless you're paying me I'd prefer to avoid pretending to care.

[recursivelyenumerable]

The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.

this is 100% false in my experience *shrug*. as a certified thirtysomething virgin-except-for-a-handful-of-random-hookups-over-the-years, the best part of those was getting to hang out with a woman and experience the crazy ambient energy of her apartment for a night. the actual sex part was whatever. i actually tended to prefer the similar experiences when we ended up sleeping together platonically, tbh.

so i dunno what the point of paying for this stuff would be unless she's running it as some weird new age spiritual practice out of her apartment/house.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Won't be technically true until Monday when the next wave of packages from my supplier arrive

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I thought Karakand was copying and pasting

A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.

I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.

That's my point.  I'm saying that due to lower expectations, fat people have it better now than they ever have.

[Kara]

I have many hobbies.

[Madrun Badrun]

I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

[bluemax]

The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.

this is 100% false in my experience *shrug*. as a certified thirtysomething virgin-except-for-a-handful-of-random-hookups-over-the-years, the best part of those was getting to hang out with a woman and experience the crazy ambient energy of her apartment for a night. the actual sex part was whatever. i actually tended to prefer the similar experiences when we ended up sleeping together platonically, tbh.

so i dunno what the point of paying for this stuff would be unless she's running it as some weird new age spiritual practice out of her apartment/house.

Maybe I'm just as much a robot as you, but I had my first "hook up" type experience earlier this year and the part that was most enjoyable was just laying in bed and shooting the shit with someone and not really worrying about anything else. Of course then I found out she was weirdly religious and I decided not to keep sticking my dick in that brand of crazy.

I guess its all about priorities and expectations or something.

[Kara]

Even I'm not "over" sex and I'm over things you don't even know exist. Praise Slaanesh.

[Cerveza mas fina]

is that a warhammer chaos god?

[chronovore]

I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.

[Fifstar]

I don't see how paying for sex would have change on your self esteem? It's not the sex itself that feeds your confidence, it's the feeling that somebody else wants you for yourself. I dunno, maybe some people can trick themselves with a "GFE", but for myself I believe this would felt like a failure for the rest of my life.

Also, at least for myself, neither having a couple of hook ups nor having a long term girlfriend (who was hot, nice and confident) has really fixed my confidence issues.

I don't know you rahx but I would recommend to work on yourself from a more general point of view. You failing at "getting girls" (or whatever you exactly want) is probably more a symptom than the cause of your problems.
 

[Mupepe]

I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

Yep.  Then busting out of the closet and tackling them before they have a chance to scream for help.

[Madrun Badrun]

I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.

I was waiting for recursive to say this so I could reply 'Shhhhhh I know how you like it'.  You ruined my dark rape comedic entrapment Chrono.

[meeb]

I thought Karakand was copying and pasting

A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.

I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.

That's my point.  I'm saying that due to lower expectations, fat people have it better now than they ever have.

I mean there's plenty of fat people with roommates.

[chronovore]

I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.

I was waiting for recursive to say this so I could reply 'Shhhhhh I know how you like it'.  You ruined my dark rape comedic entrapment Chrono.

Shhh.

I know how you like it.

[Coitus]

I thought the whole point of paying for sex was so you didn't have to put up with the "GFE."

[Mupepe]

I thought the whole point of paying for sex was so you didn't have to put up with the "GFE."

You mean coitus?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

GFE usually means that you get a blowski without a condom.  That would be a big draw as a covered BJ is utterly pointless.

[Rahxephon91]

So PD, you can send me your  list of the GFEs in the Chicago Land south suburbs area.

[Rahxephon91]

So PD, you can send me your  list of the GFEs in the Chicago Land south suburbs area.

You mean BFEs?

PSSH... If that's what I wanted I wouldn't have to pay for it.


I'll tell you a secret I haven't told anyone. I tried the whole gay thing. It's when I was around 20. Mostly because I thought "well girls don't like me clearly and guys hit on me all the time maybe...". I didn't enjoy it. While I can admit a man is good looking and am probably a little bi. I don't find men as sexually attractive as women. Dick does nothing for me and yes I tried. I'll leave it at that. Please don't judge me.

Men are easier to talk to and read though.

[TakingBackSunday]

I think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist. 

this is ridiculous

[thisismyusername]

While I [...] am probably a little bi. [...] Dick does nothing for me. Please [...] judge me.

*Judges you so hard*