You can't leave the bore hanging after a semi chub with that gay talk. You need to release full deets. In order for you to do so, I'll actually give you a reputable escort site with nice GFE workers. No lie.
Plz pass on to me thx
Make a thread or at least a lengthy post about your experiences in Europe and it's yours too.
I'll spread them around. Since you delivered, so will I:
There was a porn star that I used to beat my meat to who fortunately was an escort and was located in Prague. So I did some digging and found out that she would be willing to fly to Berlin. I went through the agency and the person on the other end clearly didn't speak much English and probably used Google Translate so the e-mail conversation was a little rough. At any rate, I was able to send my information along, except the room number of course since I wasn't there yet. The whole thing took about two weeks to firm up. I was getting ripped off on the whole thing because she absolutely insisted on traveling first class (even though the time to fly from Prague to Berlin is only about an hour or so) and insisted on getting some taxi service that only uses Tesla cars. I was a little frustrated but I was in it for the experience and could afford it, so I said why not. I had to prepay most of it, so I was taking a chance that she would even show up. A few days later, I checked into the hotel and sent my room number over to them.
The day she was supposed to show up, I was very nervous, not even sure if it was going to happen. So I did a lot of sightseeing in the former East Berlin while checking my phone every minute or so. As it got closer, I cut my sightseeing short and I went back to my hotel, even more nervous. To pass the time, I watched Riddick (the 2013 movie) which was in German with English subtitles. Towards the end of the movie, I found that I got a text from her a few minutes before saying that she landed and was on the way. Since the airport was a ways away, I had about a half hour. So I brushed my teeth again, took a piss, etc. Then I got a phone call from the front desk of the hotel saying I had a guest. I wasn't sure if they frowned upon "ladies of the evening" but they didn't seem to care apparently. I'm sure I was not the first or last person who brought a hooker to their hotel.
I went down to see her and she was smoking hot and was all smiles. She spoke decent English so we had a polite but simple conversation as we went to my room. Since I had to give her the last part of the money, I handed it over and we had a brief conversation. Having just went to Prague, we talked about the city, what stuff I saw, what places I should have went to, etc. Sounds corny but I was nervous as hell and it definitely calmed me down. Once I was calm, we started making out, feeling up her gigantic tits. I will skip the NSFW stuff for the 12 year olds like Andrex but it was mindblowing stuff and we pretty much did everything (except BDSM which as you know, I don't like). After a couple of hours of fucking, making out, her blowing me, etc., we had a late night room service dinner. After a while after eating, she asked if I need a pick me up, at which point she busted out a small baggie of coke! Having never partaken in the booger sugar, I said, "fuck it" and went for it. We were ready to go pretty much then and there and we pretty much went at it all throughout the night, taking breaks here and there and snorting bumps from the bag. I was definitely feeling tired but I was determined to get my money's worth.
At about 6 in the morning, her time was up but she stayed a couple hours past, mostly just making out, fingering her, sucking on her giant tits, and so on. She called her expensive ass Tesla taxi and left. I was so tired and dehydrated that after eating a small breakfast, I went back to my room and woke up about 1 or 2 in the afternoon. Then I called room service to have them immediately change out my bed sheets. The bed was a mess so I left a 20 Euro tip as a thank you/sorry to the poor people who changed out the sheets.
Overall it set me back a little over 2500 Euro. Definitely worth it because I never really had an experience like that since.
