Author Topic: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff? (Read 31048 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #120 on:** May 12, 2016, 01:52:17 PM »

Eros is the safe way to go, but obviously more expensive than BP. If you go for BP make sure to ensure she's real and do not do incalls. Don't get arrested over dumb shit brehs.

Kara · « **Reply #121 on:** May 12, 2016, 02:05:16 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #122 on:** May 12, 2016, 02:35:49 PM »

And this was locked for five minutes because...

Atramental · « **Reply #123 on:** May 12, 2016, 02:42:55 PM »

It's very easy to hit lock by accident when you're on a phone.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #124 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:04:08 PM »

And don't fall in love.

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Atramental · « **Reply #125 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:06:36 PM »

Don't worry.

I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #126 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:19:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2016, 01:52:17 PM

Eros is the safe way to go, but obviously more expensive than BP. If you go for BP make sure to ensure she's real and do not do incalls. Don't get arrested over dumb shit brehs.

I assume BP is nothing but law enforcement at this point. Also seemed too seedy, like forced prostitution. Fuck that.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #127 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 12, 2016, 02:05:16 PM

TER

You got a better source of info, bryh?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #128 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:22:41 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on May 12, 2016, 03:06:36 PM

Don't worry.

I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.

I actually had a lot of fun with the escorts when not banging.

Kara · « **Reply #129 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:36:55 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 12, 2016, 03:21:29 PM

Quote from: Kara on May 12, 2016, 02:05:16 PM
TER

You got a better source of info, bryh?

TER is the better source.

Atramental · « **Reply #130 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:38:08 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 12, 2016, 03:22:41 PM

Quote from: Pallando on May 12, 2016, 03:06:36 PM
Don't worry.

I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.

I actually had a lot of fun with the escorts when not banging.

Yeah, but I'm not really swimming in money so I gotta be wise with my time.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #131 on:** May 12, 2016, 03:43:47 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 12, 2016, 03:36:55 PM

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 12, 2016, 03:21:29 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 12, 2016, 02:05:16 PM
TER

You got a better source of info, bryh?

TER is the better source.

I misunderstood. Thanks

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #132 on:** May 12, 2016, 04:00:07 PM »

I remember reading The Erotic Review as a kid. It was the definition of "using imagination since no pics" for me. My very own Penthouse Forum.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #133 on:** May 12, 2016, 04:48:59 PM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on May 12, 2016, 06:34:37 AM

Recursive, sometimes women have their hymens broken by means other than intercourse, or at least that's what my wife's parents assured me on our wedding night.

yeah, but, like, is that the entire joke? I'd figured there was some more sophisticated subtext going down.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #134 on:** May 12, 2016, 04:58:08 PM »

I can't image how it must feel to not understand someone else post. It must be hard for you, recursive.

chronovore · « **Reply #135 on:** May 12, 2016, 06:43:01 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 12, 2016, 04:58:08 PM

I can't image how it must feel to not understand someone else post. It must be hard for you, recursive.

Pretty sure his AI routines are tuned around sowing confusion, not interpreting it.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #136 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:34:49 PM »

You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #137 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:37:16 PM »

I personally would, but that's just my general take away from all of this.

Mupepe · « **Reply #138 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:43:56 PM »

I feel like if I had self confidence issues it would probably make those worse, but I guess that depends on where those issues really stem from.

It I hired one I'd see it as just paying to live out some fantasies.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #139 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:45:18 PM »

I would have, but Kara does it so I guess its cool now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #140 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:46:07 PM »

You're paying for time, not sex.

Kara · « **Reply #141 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:46:46 PM »

I'm much more embarrassed of the stuff I'd do to try and get laid when I was 22.

Mupepe · « **Reply #142 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:47:54 PM »

Or those dirty things we did with tubs of butter. Right fellas? Right?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #143 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:48:32 PM »

Also Deadpool does it so ya its OK.

Kara · « **Reply #144 on:** May 12, 2016, 07:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 12, 2016, 07:47:54 PM

Or those dirty things we did with tubs of butter. Right fellas? Right?

It was shampoo OK.

Atramental · « **Reply #145 on:** May 12, 2016, 08:02:16 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 07:34:49 PM

You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.

Life is too short to care about that kind of shit.

I mean, I'm not going tell anyone in my day-to-day life that I decided to lose my v-card to a hot as fuck escort. It's none of their fucking business.

If anything, I'm paying for an escort's time so I can convince my subconscious (which has been bogged down by negative, self defeating thoughts concerning sex since puberty) that I can and will have sex.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #146 on:** May 12, 2016, 09:37:53 PM »

Some counter arguments:

1) It's your life, live it however you want because you just have one.

2) Fuck your friends. If they were real friends, they'd be doing what they can to get your dick wet, rather than casting aspersions.

3) How exactly is paying a high end escort any worse than frittering money on video games, anime, or comic books? Serious question.

4) Think of all the money simps waste trying to get women. Think of shit like bottle service, buying a $200 club shirt, buying an 5 series BMW, mygirlfund.com, buying girls overpriced drinks at a bar, etc. The average man has paid thousands of dollars to try to get laid; at least you know that you will be getting laid as an outcome. I know of some guys who have blown huge amounts of money trying to impress girls and didn't get anywhere.

5) It feels pretty sweet banging an "international 10", paid or not.

6) Most rich and powerful men pay for high class escorts, the average GAF member says that it's for losers. Try to figure out the logic on that one.

toku · « **Reply #147 on:** May 12, 2016, 09:43:36 PM »

bless up and ride the wave to the better you ~~by any means necessary~~

Huff · « **Reply #148 on:** May 12, 2016, 09:44:01 PM »

I have multiple friends that have been with escorts. Whatevs just do it

TVC15 · « **Reply #149 on:** May 12, 2016, 09:53:20 PM »

If you get a prostitute, you should watch some TJ Hooker with her.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #150 on:** May 12, 2016, 09:55:46 PM »

Hey let's not bring $200 shirts into this.

Atramental · « **Reply #151 on:** May 12, 2016, 09:57:32 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 12, 2016, 09:37:53 PM

5) It feels pretty sweet banging an "international 10", paid or not.

I would also assume that a possible fringe benefit of banging a 9 or 10 escort is that it gives your brain a fresh perspective of what's possible/what you can attain.

Once you hit the 9 or 10 mark the 7 or 8 mark doesn't seem impossible ...or at least to your lizard brain (the limbic system) it's not that impossible.

TVC15 · « **Reply #152 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:03:38 PM »

The limbic system is the "old mammal brain." The "reptilian complex" is the basal ganglia.

Atramental · « **Reply #153 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:06:58 PM »

That's what I get for reading Pyschology Today.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #154 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:10:44 PM »

my first exposure to prostitution was watching this as a kid late at night at my grandma's house when she was sleep

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #155 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:13:20 PM »

I just remembered the sound coming from that toothless hooker

thisismyusername · « **Reply #156 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:16:12 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 08:15:18 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on May 12, 2016, 07:36:36 AM
are you going to eat their pussy? That's GFE. The chick in the first link is
I would like to do that to a girl, but maybe for an escort that wouldn't be the best idea.

Pffft. Live dangerously. It may be your only chance.

Besides, if she's an escort she should have had a recent test done. Ask for it, I think they provide it (Kara could correct me if I'm wrong?).

Quote from: Kara on May 12, 2016, 03:36:55 PM

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 12, 2016, 03:21:29 PM
Quote from: Kara on May 12, 2016, 02:05:16 PM
TER

You got a better source of info, bryh?

TER is the better source.

TER?

Atramental · « **Reply #157 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:28:27 PM »

The Erotic Review

thisismyusername · « **Reply #158 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:36:19 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on May 12, 2016, 10:28:27 PM

The Erotic Review

*Google*

Huh.

Didn't know that.

Didn't know about Backpage either until PD mentioned it.

Figured Craigslist was still the rage until he mentioned PB.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 07:34:49 PM

You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.

1) It's your business, not theirs. Outside of mentioning it here to discuss, you really shouldn't (IMO) be discussing this offline.
2) It's your business, not theirs. Who gives a shit?
3) I think prostitution should be legal and sanctioned/law'd. I think the sex workers should be able to be regulate and have regular tests and provide those tests to folks. But I'm wayyyy liberal when it comes to sex outside of certain "no" zones.

So:
4) If you do this again, who is it harming? If you two are legal and consenting adults (despite you paying her for it), who gives a shit?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #159 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:41:12 PM »

eat out escorts brehs

Kara · « **Reply #160 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:41:50 PM »

I wouldn't ask for a test, but I would get tested myself regularly and always use prophylactic. Also I wouldn't date and hobby simultaneously.

Also don't get stupid in the heat of the moment wrt protecting yourself. It's not easy but it's worth it.

Atramental · « **Reply #161 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:42:30 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 12, 2016, 10:36:19 PM

3) I think prostitution should be legal and sanctioned/law'd. I think the sex workers should be able to be regulate and have regular tests and provide those tests to folks. But I'm wayyyy liberal when it comes to sex outside of certain "no" zones. So:

No joke. If I had to pick between the two, I would take the legalization of prostitution over the legalization of weed.

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Then again, the weed I smoked late last year must've been pretty shitty because I hardly felt anything except a little light headed.

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tiesto · « **Reply #162 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:46:49 PM »

First time you don't get high, I didn't either.

Second time... hoo boy.

Atramental · « **Reply #163 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:47:18 PM »

Oh cool.

Good to know.

Atramental · « **Reply #164 on:** May 12, 2016, 10:55:57 PM »

I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing."

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or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it.

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CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #165 on:** May 12, 2016, 11:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on May 12, 2016, 10:55:57 PM

I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing."

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or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it.
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Atra, plz $:-\$

I think prostitution should be legalized for the safety of the workers, for sure. I've always had more ability to get laid than money, but I mean if there were blow job stores when I was single I'd probably've checked that out.

eleuin · « **Reply #166 on:** May 12, 2016, 11:40:37 PM »

I'm sure you already know but don't eat edibles all at once

brawndolicious · « **Reply #167 on:** May 13, 2016, 01:12:22 AM »

I have no problem with prostitution just because you want some fun/convenience but hiring a girl because you lack validation and self-assurance when it comes to dating is the ONLY part of this that turns me off. Like seriously, does this mean we won't have to listen to anymore whining ever again about how hard your life is and how howwible everyone is to you?

Kara mentioned you shouldn't do that while dating (of course) which made me think about how this stuff fits more into fantasy-fulfillment of a purely carnal kind which sounds awesome when you're not constantly questioning whether your life really matters to anyone (particularly women). But hey if this is your alternative to being mopey about your unbruised emotional hymen then should I really object?

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #168 on:** May 13, 2016, 01:47:36 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on May 12, 2016, 10:55:57 PM

I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing."

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or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it.
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You'll know when you're high.

Didn't work for me the first time because I was drunk and doing it wrong, had only smoked salvia a few times prior using shitty gravity bongs filled with PCB-infused Mohawk River water.

Next time you smoke go with a blunt or joint. Visualize smoking as a 2 step meditative process:

1) Take a hit/puff/drag/toke - what you're doing here is filling up your oral cavity with smoke. You decide how much smoke you let in, whether merely a wisp or a tickle at your tonsils.

[If this was a cigar, you'd end here, exhale and repeat.]

2) Follow that initial filler hit with an extra breath, a deep inhale utilizing your diaphragm that'll force the smoke past your virgin esophagus and into your baby lungs.

Hold it for a few seconds, then exhale. This second part is what get's you high, is what people usually fuck up, and why people sometimes cough.

You don't get higher the longer you hold it in either, that's just you becoming light headed.

Hope this helps, thanks for reading my

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And bruh, no excuses for not finding a connect yet.

I was out of state in St. Augustine. 3 days into the trip and my friend and I were fiending.

Went to a bar with unlimited well drinks, struck up a convo with an excon (chillll, it was only manslaughter).

Got an 8th of hoobastank before blacking out and puking in the cab.

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Kara · « **Reply #169 on:** May 13, 2016, 01:49:31 AM »

mods help

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #170 on:** May 13, 2016, 06:37:51 AM »

We went from Taco Bell to prostitution to self medication. It's so demonic my friends.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #171 on:** May 13, 2016, 07:24:57 AM »

Just go get a hooker already and stop talking about it.....

Mupepe · « **Reply #172 on:** May 13, 2016, 08:18:29 AM »

Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act. It's the thrill of Russian roulette. Kind of like farting on an elevator. "I hope no one gets on

"

TVC15 · « **Reply #173 on:** May 13, 2016, 09:21:01 AM »

I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #174 on:** May 13, 2016, 09:29:33 AM »

Shots fired

Mupepe · « **Reply #175 on:** May 13, 2016, 10:07:48 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 13, 2016, 09:21:01 AM

I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.

Tell me when and where. I'll be your hooker.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #176 on:** May 13, 2016, 10:22:18 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 13, 2016, 09:21:01 AM

I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.

Taco Bell isn't authentic enough Mexican food for you?

TVC15 · « **Reply #177 on:** May 13, 2016, 10:38:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2016, 10:22:18 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 13, 2016, 09:21:01 AM
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.
Taco Bell isn't authentic enough Mexican food for you?

I'm cool as long as dat burrito has dem flaming hot Fritos in there.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #178 on:** May 13, 2016, 11:33:18 AM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on May 13, 2016, 01:47:36 AM

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And bruh, no excuses for not finding a connect yet.

I was out of state in St. Augustine. 3 days into the trip and my friend and I were fiending.

Went to a bar with unlimited well drinks, struck up a convo with an excon (chillll, it was only manslaughter).

Got an 8th of hoobastank before blacking out and puking in the cab.
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I thought Florida didn't have good kush, though?

bork · « **Reply #179 on:** May 13, 2016, 12:44:34 PM »

Rahx, do you want to get into a relationship with someone? If so, forget this shit and go join a dating site or whatever. Concerns about yourself? Do something about it-- use that money to join a gym or get onto a diet program or whatever.

If you just want to get laid, I guess...? I dunno; I just think it's stupid to go pay for sex. There's no bars or clubs with drunken females for you to find?

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Author Topic: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff? (Read 31048 times)