Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?

[Mupepe]

Ain't nobody got time for rape charges

[Atramental]

I have no problem with prostitution just because you want some fun/convenience but hiring a girl because you lack validation and self-assurance when it comes to dating is the ONLY part of this that turns me off. Like seriously, does this mean we won't have to listen to anymore whining ever again about how hard your life is and how howwible everyone is to you?

Kara mentioned you shouldn't do that while dating (of course) which made me think about how this stuff fits more into fantasy-fulfillment of a purely carnal kind which sounds awesome when you're not constantly questioning whether your life really matters to anyone (particularly women). But hey if this is your alternative to being mopey about your unbruised emotional hymen then should I really object?

I will admit I have been and can be a rather whiney cunt. But when I'm posting here I'm usually not at my best. I come here to blow off steam that I can't blow off in most contexts in my life.

That being said: Yes, once I finally get to do what most young adults get out of the way by the time they hit 18 I will stop most of my belly aching.

edit: Plus, I have next week off and I'll be focusing on getting a bulk of my design portfolio done so I can hopefully land a better job by the end of this year. And that'll really make me less of a whiney cunt.

[T-Short]

Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on "

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels

[Joe Molotov]

Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on "

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels

Ripping off a super-nasty Taco Bell fart in an enclosed area and then...



Hold it for a few seconds, then exhale. This second part is what get's you high, is what people usually fuck up, and why people sometimes cough.

[Rahxephon91]

Rahx, do you want to get into a relationship with someone?  If so, forget this shit and go join a dating site or whatever.  Concerns about yourself?  Do something about it-- use that money to join a gym or get onto a diet program or whatever.

If you just want to get laid, I guess...?  I dunno; I just think it's stupid to go pay for sex.  There's no bars or clubs with drunken females for you to find?

Well I've tried plenty of dating sites and apps with no success at all. Kind of confidence killers using those.

I don't expect this to fix anything because well according to most of you guys I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time. So as of now I don't see myself improving myself in a way to become attractive to others. So of course I really want a relationship with someone, but probably for selfish reasons. I've never had one and I feel like I missed something and thus something is wrong with me. Maybe it's because I'm unappealing, have unreasonable standards, have confidence issues, or all three. Either way it's disheartening and scary. I'm almost 26 and missing an important aspect of life.

Though I'm sorry I come off as whinny. Outside of this my life is ok, but it's hard not to feel bad because you feel like you've missed a huge aspect of life. But no I don't talk like this in real life. I mean that's why I talk on forums. To talk about stuff I can't.

So I'd just like to have fun with a woman well out of my league. It's not gonna fix anything obviously. It would be dumb to believe so. But I'm not getting any younger and I've got no other prospects for the foreseeable future and known past.

As for bars.  I love going to bars with my friends, but I've never been approached and never seen a point to do it myself.

[chronovore]

Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on "

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels

Farting on elevators is for when your ass has many storeys to tell.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on "

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels

Ripping off a super-nasty Taco Bell fart in an enclosed area and then...

(Image removed from quote.)

Hold it for a few seconds, then exhale. This second part is what get's you high, is what people usually fuck up, and why people sometimes cough.

[D3RANG3D]

Atra?

[nudemacusers]

Oh Atra I need to wingman you so badly.

Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on "

Well if everyone is afraid to eat a hooker out, so nobody does it, wouldn't that mean you have a green light? 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's probably safer to eat out a highly rated escort's pussy than a Tinder hookup:  http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/26/technology/rhode-island-tinder-stds/

You figure being a walking petri dish would be bad for business.

[Phoenix Dark]

Still a terrible idea given incubation periods and the fact that many STDs don't have symptoms in women (and men).

Take a chance for a bbbj? Sure. But I wouldn't even kiss an escort.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Still not any different than a Tinder hookup or hooking up with a chick from a club or bar.

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that safe sex should be practiced at all times.

[bork]

I don't expect this to fix anything because well according to most of you guys I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time. So as of now I don't see myself improving myself in a way to become attractive to others. So of course I really want a relationship with someone, but probably for selfish reasons. I've never had one and I feel like I missed something and thus something is wrong with me. Maybe it's because I'm unappealing, have unreasonable standards, have confidence issues, or all three. Either way it's disheartening and scary. I'm almost 26 and missing an important aspect of life.

Though I'm sorry I come off as whinny. Outside of this my life is ok, but it's hard not to feel bad because you feel like you've missed a huge aspect of life. But no I don't talk like this in real life. I mean that's why I talk on forums. To talk about stuff I can't.

Not whiny at all...but bruh--

I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time

 

Is this a weight thing?  If it is...just sign up for something like weight watchers.  You can do the whole thing online and with a phone app.

[Rahxephon91]

I'm not overweight. Maybe too skinny.

And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape, get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

[bork]

And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,

OK, makes sense.

get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

No, you don't.  Who is telling you shit like this?

[Cerveza mas fina]

no matter how weird you think you are some girl there is waiting for that shit

[Rahxephon91]

And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,

OK, makes sense.

get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

No, you don't.  Who is telling you shit like this?

This forum....

[bork]

And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,

OK, makes sense.

get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

No, you don't.  Who is telling you shit like this?

This forum....

 

Good advice for you:

no matter how weird you think you are some girl there is waiting for that shit

Go waste a bunch of money if you seriously feel like you need to get laid.  I'd recommend working on your self-esteem issues instead.

[Huff]

Ignore lame ass Bork

Go get fucked

[bork]

Ignore lame ass Bork

Go get fucked

In more ways than one, it seems. 

[toku]

I'm not overweight. Maybe too skinny.

And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape, get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

It's about the journey, not the destination.

[Samson Manhug]

Disregard females, acquire aesthetics is the usual go-to advice here.

[nudemacusers]

And a few $200 shirts

[Kara]

Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys.

[Phoenix Dark]

It'll be good. Even if it's just a reminder of what you could have/be doing if you put yourself out more, risk failing, etc etc.

Have fun, be safe, do your research.

[chronovore]

Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys.

We're not even as much fun as monkeys. No-one ever says, "As fun as a barrel full of men."

[king of the internet]

Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys.

We're not even as much fun as monkeys. No-one ever says, "As fun as a barrel full of men."

Sounds like a fun time for at least a few bore posters.

[Joe Molotov]

Monkeys have sex but they don't have J.Crew shirts.

[Tasty]

The weird thing is Rahx is actually pretty attractive (though I don't dig the long hair.)

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Atra?

"I <3 Rice"

[Samson Manhug]

And a few $200 shirts

You don’t need shirts if you acquire enough aesthetics.

[Rahxephon91]

The weird thing is Rahx is actually pretty attractive (though I don't dig the long hair.)

To men maybe. I also don't have long hair anymore. That's probably why I was a little whinny over my most recent failure. First time ever a girl actually seemed interested and she was actually attractive to me. Oh well.

Anyway, I can't realistically afford an escort right now. Have a lot of bills to pay, have to be able to afford being on my own for part of the summer, and obviously video games. I don't have money for expensive pity parties. That's what forums are for!

So yeah I won't be able to do that, but maybe thats good. I'm probably not ready for an actual relationship because well I want one for maybe selfish reasons and am not mature enough for one. It is scary because again I feel like I'm missing out on a major development in life and it adds to feelings of major  inadequacy. Yet while I do feel a bit down about it I wouldn't say I'm depressed. Not like I can't function in society or anything. So I don't know.

But I don't want to become this bitter MRA Eliot Rogers person that I feel is in the back of my mind sometimes. Like you just get angry that you're not successful and start blaming on external forces. Its stupid and I'm not at all the Fedora Nice Guy dude(I'm too hard on myself to blame anyone but myself), but sometimes it creeps up. It's stupid.

But I don't think an escort would help because I am looking for a connection with someone albeit maybe going about bad ways. I don't know.

I also find it strange that I'm kind of scared that maybe I'll get one and then that will be the only one. Like I'll be afraid that it took me forever to find someone and well it wont be healthy. I'll also feel like I missed out on a lot of other things. Strange maybe.

It don't matter right now because since I'm out of school I don't typically have an avenue to meet new women and well I doubt the bar seen is where I'm going to meet my type. Now grant it I don't know what my type is(friends have certain ideas), but I have an obviously vague and biased idea. I'm pretty picky though and I don't meet many women who capture my interests so I don't it will probably be years from now based on experience.

So thats where it is now.

[brawndolicious]

Yeah I think that's maybe your (and every pseudovirgin internet male) main issue: understanding what kind of relationship you want with a woman and pursuing that in a way that gets rid of whatever you're feeling is inadequate in your life. I've been there and been in a cycle of frustration and silly old self-pity. Not to say that I think getting an escort is sad, it's just sad if you think it will change your life.

And pallando, my rant was mostly at this thread and Rahx's tendency to take things to an extreme but if you got a lesson out of that then I'll take credit. Because I'm awesome.

[Tasty]

Eh people get rejected, it happens. Even hot people. It feels particularly bad when you haven't put yourself out there much, but it feels less bad the more you do it, and the more you get out there the higher your chances someone will respond well.

Taking a public speaking course was particularly illuminating about this, oddly. Just fake it til you make it, most people can't tell the difference.

Also:

To men maybe.

Lol nah. Gay men and straight women generally want the same thing, haha.

[toku]

Last time I RahX posted a pic in the pic thread I said I was said I was actually surprised he was that good looking and having problems.

[thisismyusername]

To men maybe.

Oh... *blows raspberry* Pffft, to that. Men and women get rejected all the time by people. I just got rejected recently by another dude and they've been a right ass about it. Shit happens.

First time ever a girl actually seemed interested and she was actually attractive to me.

If she was really interested, she wouldn't have rejected you in the first place. Don't blame yourself for her feelings.

[Rahxephon91]

I mean yeah I know that. I get rejected every time, but that wasn't my point. My point was that it's really only men who seem interested looks wise.

Anyway, if she was or wasn't the point. I mean she seemed to be. She approached me. She would look my way constantly. I mean all signs seemed ok. It was probably my indecision(I don't think people like to be ignored or maybe she's just strange) that turned her off. Whatever, can't do much about that now.

But I don't know even if I "improve" myself I don't know when I'm going to meet someone. Yes maybe I have too high standards when I should have none(though I don't think I have high standards, just certain preferences whatever). Maybe I should accept whatever I can get. But I'm also picky about who I connect with on a personal level. Also where do you even meet people outside of school and work?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah, you got to put yourself out there more, that way when you get rejected, it doesn't feel as bad.  If you put all your eggs in one basket with one girl and she shoots you down, it hits you hard.  However if you have been talking to a lot of girls and one shoots you down, you still have options and it does not feel as bad.  That's why you have to cast a wide net by putting yourself out there.  The more you put yourself out there, the more likely you are to do better.

I see fat guys (Willco fat even) get laid and get girlfriends.  Generally the guys who I see not get laid are the guys with astronomical standards (thanks to porn, no doubt) and/or guys who don't have much of a social life because they spend all their free time in front of a computer.  Don't just show up to the same bar, have some variety of hobbies and things that put you in contact with different groups of people.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

In hooker news, I noticed a number of Instagram models are in Cannes right now.  I'm sure it's because they are film enthusiasts for sure

Although the French recently made paying for sex illegal, I'm sure they will get right on prosecuting the film execs paying for them

[Rufus]

Can they pay for escort services and then explain that they really just intended to buy some conversation, or is that (comehow) covered?

[VomKriege]

Can they pay for escort services and then explain that they really just intended to buy some conversation, or is that (comehow) covered?

Would be up to the judge, I guess, but IANAL. If it's proven in court that the person receiving the money is known for partaking in prostitution, I don't think the "conversation" angle would be very credible. Regarding Cannes, I doubt the police down there will be arsed to build up a case about foreign escorts  for which they don't have a file readily available (or indeed, raining on the Festival parade by bothering guests who might be clients).

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

In the case of the higher tier escorts, money is wired through international bank accounts.  No money will actually exchange hands while the Instagram models are in Cannes.  Probably not worth digging through the paper trail.

[Phoenix Dark]

The IG models are in more danger than whoever sees them. In most cases IG models travel to high paying gentlemen, either at a hotel/suite/boat/whatever. There's a far bigger chance of the guy being a cop/sting operation than the IG model being an officer. Most police departments that waste their time on prostitution will not risk sending a female officer or a wired prostitute to an outcall meetings. They have no control of the situation, whereas with an incall they can have a room right next door and be ready to bust in.

[Madrun Badrun]

PD keeping ahead of the popo

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I've been trying to set something up with a girl who has my ideal body type.  She is authenticated on Eros, Preferred411, has positive TER reviews, a nice looking website, and even a Twitter account that goes back a couple of years.  She has been very responsive and I tried baiting her into listing the specific services she provides and wouldn't take the bait (it would seem to me that police would do whatever it would take to get me over there somewhere).  It seems like way more effort than what police would do to ensnare someone so I 99% believe she's legit.

[Madrun Badrun]

Congrats on finding your pretty women

[Joe Molotov]

If she is a cop, just tell them you thought the GFE meant that she would nag you for spending too much money and make you spend your weekend off with her parents.

[Kara]

Did I reply to your PM, Exp? I'm that out of it this morning that I don't remember.

[Trent Dole]

I've been trying to set something up with a girl who has my ideal body type.  She is authenticated on Eros, Preferred411, has positive TER reviews, a nice looking website, and even a Twitter account that goes back a couple of years.  She has been very responsive and I tried baiting her into listing the specific services she provides and wouldn't take the bait (it would seem to me that police would do whatever it would take to get me over there somewhere).  It seems like way more effort than what police would do to ensnare someone so I 99% believe she's legit.

Yeah she sounds legit. Have 'fun'.

[naff]

Tbh while i'm kinda in the get a GFE boat for the story, it is so misguided. I still have a good share of issues around self-esteem, fear of dating, new interactions etc and i've been single less often than not since i was 15. It's corny but the clearest thing to indicate whether i will find someone i like is if I'm feeling sorry for myself i never find what I'm looking for, and that's ok i just try to accept im single and do things i enjoy, it's only when i've been doing well and feel happy with myself i seem to attract anyone I actually like.

I be pretty keen to try an escort (newly single again, heart broke etc) but only because I want to engage freely in debauchery it's hard to engage in with normal hook-ups. If you're older and you've never had sex before I imagine getting some experience could be pretty useful, though that seems like a pretty pricey way to learn, maybe it's worth it. I have no idea. It is p important to be at least serviceable in the sack, basic things like giving good head, knowing how to fk definitely an important thing for developing someones attraction to you. But i feel like with good chemistry that stuff should kinda come naturally if you're not a total special fellow? Putting your money and effort into working out, getting a job, engaging in new interests other people might actually find interesting (animu and vidya dont count, even women i know that love that stuff don't seem particularly interested in men that share only those interests with them) seems like it would be a much better and valuable use of time vs thinking about whether or not to bang an escort.

[naff]

Dude has some mack tips on sex and to a lesser extent relationships(they all p troubled in the book), best erotica i ever read, p sure at least half of it is fictional

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Did I reply to your PM, Exp? I'm that out of it this morning that I don't remember.

You did.  Thank you