Jane totally saw Tarzan's dick in the first minute

[AWESOM-O]

Was blasting some Phil Collins earlier thanks to AiA's thread, and I got to some songs from the Tarzan soundtrack (Son of Man and Strangers Like Me are fucking jams btw).

So here's Tarzan with his outfit:



That loincloth isn't going to cover shit when Tarzan is in motion. It's likely to fly upwards with any wind resistance, and it's definitely shifting side to side as dude is swinging through the trees.

Jane got a face full of dick in the first minute, if not sooner.

[mormapope]

She probably got a big ole whiff of jungle balls and ass too.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Jane is top 3 Disney chicks. I'd show her my dick right away, too.

1. Belle
2. Jasmine
3. Jane
4. Ariel (with legs)
5. Megara
6. Mulan
7. Nani
8. Snow White
9. Ariel (with fins )
10. Aurora

[Atramental]

1. Ariel (with her seven vagánias)





 

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[Kara]

This is like the Bore's equivalent of economists citing Robinson Crusoe.

[benjipwns]

That loincloth isn't going to cover shit when Tarzan is in motion. It's likely to fly upwards with any wind resistance, and it's definitely shifting side to side as dude is swinging through the trees.

You're saying the video game is inaccurate?

[brawndolicious]

This is like the Bore's equivalent of economists citing Robinson Crusoe.

That was my favorite book as a kid since I wanted to be a castaway when I grew up. Ivanhoe was a distant second since I didn't know what a Jew was so I assumed the "money lending Jew" who was being exploited was just a jeweler and that the whole story point was way too melodramatic.

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[nudemacusers]

Jane is top 3 Disney chicks. I'd show her my dick right away, too.

1. Belle
2. Jasmine
3. Jane
4. Ariel (with legs)
5. Megara
6. Mulan
7. Nani
8. Snow White
9. Ariel (with fins )
10. Aurora

What about miss Bianca or gadget?

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[Kara]

This is like the Bore's equivalent of economists citing Robinson Crusoe.

That was my favorite book as a kid since I wanted to be a castaway when I grew up. Ivanhoe was a distant second since I didn't know what a Jew was so I assumed the "money lending Jew" who was being exploited was just a jeweler and that the whole story point was way too melodramatic.

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The first time I encountered the word rape (while watching an episode of People's Court) I thought it was when you attacked someone with a rapier as no context for the term was provided other than it being something done to someone.

Thanks, Final Fantasy.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Jane is top 3 Disney chicks. I'd show her my dick right away, too.

1. Belle
2. Jasmine
3. Jane
4. Ariel (with legs)
5. Megara
6. Mulan
7. Nani
8. Snow White
9. Ariel (with fins )
10. Aurora

What about miss Bianca or gadget?

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or lilo

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I was thinking of adding perdita as a stealth joke directed towards furry-bore but couldn't find a way to make it funny.

Tbh, meg's only up there because she has a classic song. Aurora at tenth more out of necessity than anything, those early princesses had the personality of floorboards (caveat - snow white gets bonus points for running game on 7 betacucks).

[Joe Molotov]

1. The rabbit from Zootopia
2. The fox from Zootopia
3. That's all I can think of for right now, more later.

[Great Rumbler]

Lady from Lady and the Tramp

[Joe Molotov]

Jim Crow from Song of the South

[Human Snorenado]

Hey guys, what's going on in he-



Oh.

[nudemacusers]