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Am_I_Anonymous

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It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« on: May 08, 2016, 10:15:38 AM »
Do it.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2016, 11:29:12 AM »
My call to my mom is going to be fun, considering that a law firm called me on Friday and left a message asking about my sister. Guessing she owes someone some money.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2016, 12:15:25 PM »
I'm taking my mother to see Civil War.
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nudemacusers

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2016, 12:27:55 PM »
Celebrated by having sex














Got something for my wife too.
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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2016, 12:31:39 PM »
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 08, 2016, 12:15:25 PM
I'm taking my mother to see Civil War.

Best son
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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2016, 12:41:10 PM »
i'm going to fuck both
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nudemacusers

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2016, 12:42:33 PM »
Oh I forgot to mention what I got my wife.






HPV.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2016, 01:06:33 PM »
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 08, 2016, 12:42:33 PM
Oh I forgot to mention what I got my wife.






HPV.

Whew, I was worried for a minute, because you have done enough breeding :wag
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2016, 01:06:34 PM »
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 08, 2016, 12:42:33 PM
Oh I forgot to mention what I got my wife.



HPV.

Indian giving something from your mom to your wife.  SMH.
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Mandark

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2016, 02:02:58 PM »
Shout out to anyone for whom today is really difficult, for whatever reason.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2016, 02:04:55 PM »
happy mothers day

RIP Afeni Shakur
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nudemacusers

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2016, 02:10:08 PM »
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 08, 2016, 01:06:34 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 08, 2016, 12:42:33 PM
Oh I forgot to mention what I got my wife.



HPV.

Indian giving something from your mom to your wife.  SMH.
lol



jokes aside, I got it from her dad.
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Kara

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2016, 03:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Mandark on May 08, 2016, 02:02:58 PM
Shout out to anyone for whom today is really difficult, for whatever reason.

Chilling with my GF who called her grandma (instead of her mom) and wished her a happy Mother's Day.
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Kara

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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2016, 03:31:45 PM »
I had this conversation yesterday though.

"So Karakand are you seeing your mom tomorrow?"
"I haven't seen my mom in almost two years."
 :goty2 "Oh."
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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2016, 08:45:42 PM »
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 08, 2016, 12:27:55 PM
Celebrated by having sex

You had sex with your mother? :leon
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Re: It's Mother's Day. A reminder to you bastards to thank your wife and mother
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2016, 08:46:49 PM »
Quote from: thisismyusername on May 08, 2016, 08:45:42 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on May 08, 2016, 12:27:55 PM
Celebrated by having sex

You had sex with your mother? :leon

No, I had sex with his mother :smug
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