Dead Rising Thread - When the Zombies Get ya Down

[MrAngryFace]

I keep getting run over by this jeep. How am I suppsed to beat these whackos? its bad enough zombies are all over. Wish I had my chainsaw.

[The Fake Shemp]

Shoot the hostage wheels.

[MrAngryFace]

Can I baseball bat the wheels?

[Ecrofirt]

That picture taking fuck in the beginning is really pissing me off. I hate him. Fucker.

FUCK YOU, YOU GOOFY CUNT.

[MrAngryFace]

I beat up golf club guy in front of his wife, got a good picture of him right before his club hit my face. Then when he was dead I took a picture of his wife crying, then I took his golf club and nailed her in the chin and walked off.

[demi]

I'm on the final boss, about to get the real ending 

[Ecrofirt]

Fuck this camera man piece of shit.

I've taken 4 fucking pictures of him alone worth over 700 PP after he's asked for a 700 PP shot (AND a 7,000 PP shot of him jump kicking!) and all he keeps telling me is not to take the same shots over and over. So what happens? I run out of fucking film.

FUCK YOU CUNT.

Fucking christ, I've shut my 360 off about 10 times because of this fucker.

[demi]

You don't have to do it... I didn't

[MrAngryFace]

its good to see youre getting some use out of your 360. I mostly watch dvds and play arcade. I break out DW5 Empires/DOA4 from time to time.

[Eel O'Brian]

*Spoilers*




I'm beginning to despise this fucking game, and would love to punch the guy who made it right in the teeth.  Truly shitty save system, awful aiming control scheme, and it's too fucking hard.  I know the Japanese like to punish themselves for various reasons, but for FUCK'S SAKE, some of us like to actually finish a goddamned game once in a while.  I'm not one of those people who likes to play the same section over and over and over and fucking over 50 times until I "get it right."  This might not have been the game for me.  Every review I've read has given this game huge passes for all the glaring flaws, but I just can't.  Everyone's all starry-eyed because you get to kill a bunch of zombies in a mall, but shit on that.  I just want a fucking game with some intuitive controls.  I could handle the difficulty if the fucking controls would cooperate, but no.  "Hold down this trigger while aiming with the left stick and firing with the X button."  Fuck you, give me some goddamned autoaiming.  Or something that doesn't make me work the fucking controller like a Rubik's cube.

Anyway, how the fuck do you beat Carlito the first time in the food court?  I mean, motherfucker's got a machine gun and bombs, while I have a handgun and a shitty aiming scheme I can't change.  The black dude told me to "stick to the shadows," but since I'm a game character who CAN'T FUCKING CROUCH, DUCK, OR DODGE, that's just a bit hard to do.  I'm out of bullets, so what the fuck now, Butch?

[TVC15]

Fuck this camera man piece of shit.

I've taken 4 fucking pictures of him alone worth over 700 PP after he's asked for a 700 PP shot (AND a 7,000 PP shot of him jump kicking!) and all he keeps telling me is not to take the same shots over and over. So what happens? I run out of fucking film.

FUCK YOU CUNT.

Fucking christ, I've shut my 360 off about 10 times because of this fucker.

You have to take a picture of him doing his cool V pose.  He says yeah or alright or whatever when he does it.

*Spoilers*
Anyway, how the fuck do you beat Carlito the first time in the food court?  I mean, motherfucker's got a machine gun and bombs, while I have a handgun and a shitty aiming scheme I can't change.  The black dude told me to "stick to the shadows," but since I'm a game character who CAN'T FUCKING CROUCH, DUCK, OR DODGE, that's just a bit hard to do.  I'm out of bullets, so what the fuck now, Butch?

Use the SMG on him.  Get up beside him, hide behind a corner, and when he reloads, face him and open up on him.  He drops in like 2 seconds.

[Eel O'Brian]

Where do you get an smg?  All I've found so far is a bunch of sticks and pipes, besides the handgun "porno cleavage office chick" gave me.

[MrAngryFace]

just get more ammo from brad if you run out.

[TVC15]

Where do you get an smg? All I've found so far is a bunch of sticks and pipes, besides the handgun "porno cleavage office chick" gave me.

Very first mall area.  From where you enter, walk in the direction of the movie theatre, take the first set of stairs to your right, and jump and grab on to the blu ledge.  Walk along it and you'll find a teddy bear, a box, and some OJ.  Keep on following the blue ledge to the end and you'll find an SMG.

There used to be a YouTube video of getting it, but I can't find it.  It's not difficult to do.

[Eel O'Brian]

Thank you.  I don't understand how pistol bullets can hurt less than smg bullets at point blank range, but that did the trick.

Then I played for another 30 minutes, got lost, and died before I had the chance to save.  Repetition sucks.

[TVC15]

Thank you. I don't understand how pistol bullets can hurt less than smg bullets at point blank range, but that did the trick.

Then I played for another 30 minutes, got lost, and died before I had the chance to save. Repetition sucks.

SMG and/or katana are like the solution to most of the game's bosses.

[G The Resurrected]

I fucking hate carlito DONT READ MOVING TEXT IF YOU DONT WANNA BE SPOILED ITS ABOUT THE THIRD DAY Carlito and his zombait fucking van are realy getting to me. I'm trying to go after bombs and he's bringing thousands of zombies with him and grenades to kill me. Not to mention the motorcycle fucks up all the time. This is real survival if you can live through that shit in the maintenance tunnels.
And holy shit at the amount of zombies they put in the tunnels. I seriously think that i've never really been scared in my life but by the RE4 villagers coming for me  but i was wrong those fuckers blocking the tunnel will fucking scare the shit out of you. And it was zombie to zombie for at least 40 feet behind the wall. I tried jumping on heads but that didnt work i got pulled down then got fucked up.

I cant wait for endless mode so i can just chill out and play the game at a pace more suiting to me.

[demi]

Infinity Mode isnt endless, you gradually lose health