Author Topic: What should my next script be? (Read 2247 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 24, 2007, 08:33:39 PM »

After the rousing response to COCKS IN BUTTS: A DARING NEW EXPERIENCE IN THEATRE and a joyful experience writing the pilot for NEEZ: THE ORIGINAL SERIES, I have come up for several new ideas for potential television shows. Which would YOU like to see?

DEMI: THE ANIMATED SERIES
Join Demi and his charming sidekicks, TeddyRobby the Bear and Gazunta the Leather Daddy, as they go on loathsome journies inside the desolate prisons of their minds. See Demi attempt to learn lesson, repeatedly fail, and resort to trolling poor cyberstraights into grotesque cyber threesomes. Bite your nails as you attempt to determine whether Demi is schizoid, a sociopath, or a serial killer. Watch Demi endlessly bitch and throw out ambiguous sexual signals.

THE C WORD
This fall the hippest people will be tuning in to see who's that girl everyone has been talking about fucking. Why, it's our very own Cloudwalking. She charmed (potentially) dozens of people in her debut in COCKS IN BUTTS, and now she's ready to tear the pants off America. Note that this spin-off takes place AFTER NEEZ: THE ORIGINAL SERIES episode 2, "Minnesoter," mainly because her appearance in that episode, in all its membrane-stretching tittilation, ays the groundwork for her wacky adventures.

cigarillo'S COMPANY
Who's knocking at the door? If I were homosexual roommates Viz, Stocky, and Himuro, I'd certainly hope it wasn't the landlord, since he HATES fegs. Watch the trio bumble their way through episode after episode, pretending they're straight so their fundamentalist Christian landlord, Maurice, won't lynch them and tie them to the back of his truck. Of course, there are those rumors about Maurice down at the local glory hole. . .

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:35:03 PM »

I'm not in any of them, but cigarillo's Company ftw.

"Watch the trio bumble their way through episode after episode, pretending they're straight so their fundamentalist Christian landlord, Maurice, won't lynch them and tie them to the back of his truck."

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2007, 08:36:40 PM »

I should have a cameo in The C Word.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:04:29 PM »

holy shit holy shit holy shit

THE FIRST ONE

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:06:37 PM »

Lol wtf im not a cigarillo

EvilBoris · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:11:59 PM »

cigarillo's Company sounds like it has potential. The other two are a bit esoteric. So yeah, write up a pilot or something.

APF · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2007, 09:14:29 PM »

TVC

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:15:57 PM »

cigarillo's Company, fer sure.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:20:04 PM »

Can I be the neighbor in cigarillo's company?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:22:47 PM »

I need a walk-on role in cigarillo's Company, perhaps Maurice's deformed, distinguished mentally-challenged brother.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:23:57 PM »

It seems like most people love cigarillo's Company. I'm not sure I like the cast lineup. Himuro definitely stays, and Maurice has to be the landlord, though.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:25:44 PM »

*AHEM*

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:28:49 PM »

Jesus fuck, Shake. Nobody would buy YOU being gay.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:29:25 PM »

I'd say Viz, Himu and FoC

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:30:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 10:28:49 PM

Jesus fuck, Shake. Nobody would buy YOU being gay.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:31:52 PM »

Stocky would make a better bitter, angry neighbor. Viz, Himuro, and DIABLOS, sir.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:32:35 PM »

Nick is gay

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:33:38 PM »

How about Stocky can be one of the other patron's at the local glory hole? It can have kind of a Cheers-like atmosphere.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:39:43 PM »

where's your Diablos script? I could star with him in a sort of take on The Panic Room, only where the "panic room" is a metaphor for his giant all-too-moist sub-Foster mangina that I am on a rapequest to access with my very unmetaphorical penis

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 24, 2007, 10:39:43 PM

where's your Diablos script? I could star with him in a sort of take on The Panic Room, only where the "panic room" is a metaphor for his giant all-too-moist sub-Foster mangina that I am on a rapequest to access with my very unmetaphorical penis

Diablos? Nobody would watch something featuring him. People turn on the TV to get away from whining.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:44:55 PM »

NO NO NO DIABLOS please

Vizzys · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:47:12 PM »

I refuse to be a part of your writings. Replace me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:48:32 PM »

Quote from: Viz on January 24, 2007, 10:47:12 PM

I refuse to be a part of your writings. Replace me.

It's a good thing you aren't writing it, then!

Vizzys · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:50:38 PM »

By that I meant you writing me a part in them. Don't write gay fantasy events with my online persona in them.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:51:14 PM »

Quote from: Viz on January 24, 2007, 10:50:38 PM

By that I meant you writing me a part in them. Don't write gay fantasy events with my online persona in them.

Well, Viz has re-earned his part as one of the leads.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:52:02 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 10:43:05 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 24, 2007, 10:39:43 PM
where's your Diablos script? I could star with him in a sort of take on The Panic Room, only where the "panic room" is a metaphor for his giant all-too-moist sub-Foster mangina that I am on a rapequest to access with my very unmetaphorical penis

Diablos? Nobody would watch something featuring him. People turn on the TV to get away from whining.

boo. now what am i gonna jerk to?

Vizzys · « **Reply #26 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:52:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 10:51:14 PM

Quote from: Viz on January 24, 2007, 10:50:38 PM
By that I meant you writing me a part in them. Don't write gay fantasy events with my online persona in them.

Well, Viz has re-earned his part as one of the leads.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 24, 2007, 10:53:42 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 24, 2007, 10:52:02 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 24, 2007, 10:39:43 PM
where's your Diablos script? I could star with him in a sort of take on The Panic Room, only where the "panic room" is a metaphor for his giant all-too-moist sub-Foster mangina that I am on a rapequest to access with my very unmetaphorical penis

Diablos? Nobody would watch something featuring him. People turn on the TV to get away from whining.

boo. now what am i gonna jerk to?

I could develop LOLbrels, about GAF's rabid liberals living together on a hemp growing commune.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:23:21 PM »

Takuan, who is collaborating with me, has brought us the FIRST CONCEPT ART of DEMI: THE ANIMATED SERIES:

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:25:53 PM »

Boo hiss cigarillo's Company is better

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:39:07 PM »

BLACK CALIGULA

How soon you forget, TVC.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** January 24, 2007, 11:56:21 PM »

KEEP ME OUT OF cigarillo'S COMPANY DAMMIT

okay okay I can stay, but I get to be the guy who lives next door and has a wife but is actually gay and hangs out with the main characters almost exclusively

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2007, 01:11:08 AM »

Ok, so Viz, Himuro, and FoC are the 3 gay roommates, Maurice is the landlord, Stocky and Corny are their pals at the glory hole, and, how about whiteAcid is a beard that pretends to be Himu's GF to help with the ruse?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2007, 01:12:58 AM »

Can I be the quirky gay guy thats only gay out of necessity, because he cant get a girl?

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2007, 01:15:39 AM »

this will be epic.

tvc, why are you so awesome and great? you're my fave.

...next to drinky and mupepe

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2007, 01:27:28 AM »

Also, Maurice is CLEARLY gay, but the trie sees a Bush/Cheney 04 sticker on his pick up truck along with an anti stem cell JESUS sticker and they just ASSUME he is an insane cigarillo HATIN christian. In actuality, Maurice is always hitting on his tenants, implicitly making offers for sexual favors in the place of rent. He will frequently be seen wearing ultra sort cut offs and a white tank top. Sometimes vinyl pants.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2007, 01:28:18 AM »

Did you like my suggestion about my character?

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2007, 01:28:28 AM »

Ahaha

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2007, 04:41:55 PM »

TeddyRobby :wub

Stocky · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2007, 04:53:48 PM »

What is my angle

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 25, 2007, 08:41:45 PM »

I'm not starting anything until I finish the first 2 episodes of NEEZ: TOS. And frankly, I'm not sure whether it's a comedy or what, so it's going to be bumpy.

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