Author Topic: "So, what do you do?" (Read 3538 times)

Atramental · « **on:** May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM »

"I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2016, 07:45:47 PM »

i work and get drunk

chronovore · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2016, 07:49:39 PM »

I use game development software to make not-games.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2016, 09:01:07 PM »

PhD student doing machine learning. I'm shit hot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2016, 09:10:36 PM »

I look at reports and take Ls on the internet.

Kara · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2016, 10:20:05 PM »

I help corporations and other business entities maintain their logically absurd but effective tax saving structures while posting about the inevitable victory of the proletariat over capital on the internet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2016, 10:23:21 PM »

Re-read my copy of Perdurabo and dream of rubbing up against people as I commute home.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2016, 10:27:34 PM »

I'm Batman

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2016, 10:51:18 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM

"I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."

I boss knuckleheads like you around

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2016, 11:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2016, 10:27:34 PM

I'm Batman

Are not

Rufus · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2016, 11:15:17 PM »

It's 5am on a Saturday and I am awake. What I do is clearly the wrong thing.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2016, 11:17:22 PM »

Stuff

Atramental · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2016, 11:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 27, 2016, 10:51:18 PM

Quote from: Pallando on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM
"I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."

I boss knuckleheads like you around

*Judging You & Your Aesthetic Choices*

Yulwei · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2016, 04:58:53 AM »

Work shit jobs so I can put myself through nursing school, something I should have done when I was younger but w/e.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel brehs

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:04:35 AM »

I program the front-end for a webservice that makes it easier to automate tracking users and pushing ads.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:23:59 AM »

Your mom

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2016, 06:47:36 AM »

I spend your tax dollars

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2016, 06:52:11 AM »

Right now I go to school for writing.(haha, yes I know my posts are shitty, but please read my comic scripts. They are good)

I work at Target in Electronics.

I use to do Plumbing and I still do some jobs for my old boss. I also do transportation jobs for him.

And I cry about women a lot.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2016, 06:55:45 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 27, 2016, 10:51:18 PM

Quote from: Pallando on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM
"I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."

I boss knuckleheads like you around

You report to the guy who reports to the girl who reports to me. Then I cut your budget and expect better results

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2016, 08:25:01 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 28, 2016, 05:04:35 AM

I program the front-end for a webservice that makes it easier to automate tracking users and pushing ads.

I use PrivacyBadger to avoid it.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2016, 10:28:05 AM »

While I *am* a knucklehead I should point out that I don't have a boss beyond the customer / client, and even then I usually operate under very limited engagements (i.e. it's easy to walk away).

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2016, 11:02:42 AM »

I write Special Ed management software. (full stack developer and also do a lot of design and interfacing with clients)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2016, 01:40:40 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 28, 2016, 05:23:59 AM

Your mom (Image removed from quote.)

My mom is not a European porn star

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:01:07 PM »

Mostly cost analytics and modeling. I also work the process side to implement cost and efficiency initiatives.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:09:16 PM »

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:22:05 PM »

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 28, 2016, 01:40:40 PM

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 28, 2016, 05:23:59 AM
Your mom (Image removed from quote.)

My mom is not a European porn star

this is not the way she wanted you to find out...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:27:57 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2016, 05:22:05 PM

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

The pay is decent and the man gets to eat shit. #livingthedream

Huff · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2016, 05:39:40 PM »

I mostly tell doctors they are doing things wrong, get ignored, the get yelled at by them for not fixing their shit before everything went to hell

Best advise I have is to stay out of hospitals

nachobro · « **Reply #29 on:** May 28, 2016, 06:15:28 PM »

I manage servers for loan servicers and banks so that they can destroy the economy again in a few years.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2016, 07:33:10 PM »

I'm a corporate therapist.

Rufus · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2016, 07:46:44 PM »

Quote from: Huff on May 28, 2016, 05:39:40 PM

Best advise I have is to stay out of hospitals

Amen

Syph · « **Reply #32 on:** May 28, 2016, 09:10:45 PM »

I pursue semi-laudable degrees like Economics and now Law in a feeble attempt to bide time until I figure out my genius business idea and what I actually want to do so that I can drop-out and become the next Elon Musk.

I wish I were even remotely joking.

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Author Topic: "So, what do you do?" (Read 3538 times)