Thanks for ruining my porn TVC

[Phoenix Dark]

I couldn't watch porn a few minutes ago because I kept thinking of this pic. Especially the fingering scenes...I kept expecting the dude to pull a big velvet rope out of there

  

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Well, there's always big black dicks to keep you warm at night.

[Eel O'Brian]

Looks sort of Half-Lifey.

[TVC15]

You mean your porn is only going to be BIG DICKS from now on?  No more pretending at this silly straight thing?

[Phoenix Dark]

Well I've never been a fan of the vagina, but now...

I have no words. Only big black dicks

[Beezy]

And thus, PD is one step closer to taking it up the ass.

[Phoenix Dark]

Beezy aren't you a virgin?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

PD is 90% of the way up the "I Take It in the Shitter" ladder.

[Beezy]

Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Suburban virgins ftw! HIIIGH FIIIVE!

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Though I'm not one technically, its been awhile... :'(

[close]

[Mr. Gundam]

Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost

lol you go to college and you can't find a freshman to fuck you?

You lost

[Phoenix Dark]

Suburban virgins ftw! HIIIGH FIIIVE!

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Though I'm not one technically, its been awhile... :'(

[close]

I don't see how you could fuck a woman without her being drunk

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Rape?

[close]

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Nah, I'm just incredibly charming.

[Beezy]

Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost

Idiot.

No crackheads/escorts/hoes for me. I'm not desperate.

[Himu]

what a cigarillo

[Phoenix Dark]

Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost

Idiot.

No crackheads/escorts/hoes for me. I'm not desperate.

There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

PD, why don't you hit up the Bronx for some poontang?

That is, of course, assuming you're not actually gay. cigarillo.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why would I want to go to the ghetto?

[brawndolicious]

what a cigarillo

seriously

it's like you go away for a few hours and you know something like this will be here.

[Beezy]

There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx

How would you know? 

Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass. 

Why would I want to go to the ghetto?

This is why.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/

[Phoenix Dark]

There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx

How would you know? 

Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass. 

I don't live with my parents 

This is why.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/

OMG I WANT THAT

Do they sale Gaterade?

[Himu]

cigarillo.

[Beezy]

There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx

How would you know? 

Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass. 

I don't live with my parents 

No, I meant that I live with my parents. I know that you don't, that's why I said you're slacking. Drag that vampire bitch to your crib.

This is why.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/

OMG I WANT THAT

Do they sale Gaterade?

Yep.

[brawndolicious]

I don't live with my parents 

a. you're fucking idiotic since you were that quick to respond without actually realizing what he said.
b. he doesn't try to see how much sex he could get with money so he at least has a chance.
c. really shut the fuck up.

[Phoenix Dark]

Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30.

[Himu]

How is hard to have sex while living with your parents

if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home

[Beezy]

How is hard to have sex while living with your parents

if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home

One of my parents are always home and if I did fuck some chick while they were here, they would hear everything. I don't want that. 

[Beezy]

Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30.

Where do you live again?

[brawndolicious]

Where do you live again?

you know that church that masturbates to christ, right there.

[Beezy]

 

[Himu]

once I masturbated in a church

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Where do you live again?

you know that church that masturbates to christ, right there.

That was pretty fucking funny, good work.

[Himu]

How is hard to have sex while living with your parents

if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home

One of my parents are always home and if I did fuck some chick while they were here, they would hear everything. I don't want that. 

go to the chicks house, and what parent is it? Your mom? If its your dad he'll be all ATTA BOY and clap.

[brawndolicious]

once I masturbated in a church

Did you use the proper material?

[Phoenix Dark]

Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30.

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

[Himu]

once I masturbated in a church

Did you use the proper material?

well the reason i did it was because the chicks at my church are really hot and I couldn't concentrate during the sermon

[Himu]

But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

and how is sex trouble?

[brawndolicious]

well the reason i did it was because the chicks at my church are really hot and I couldn't concentrate during the sermon

If you had God in your heart...

[Himu]

Well God is what gave me my penis. Blame him.

[Phoenix Dark]

But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

and how is sex trouble?

Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried

[brawndolicious]

Well God is what gave me my penis. Blame him.

FUCK YOU GOD!

Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried

Well they don't like gays, do they?

[Himu]

Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried

My parents understand that a man has needs. My dad has given me condoms on numerous occasions. As long as you're responsible with your seed, and keep it off the floor or furniture, you're game.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried

My parents understand that a man has needs. My dad has given me condoms on numerous occasions. As long as you're responsible with your seed, and keep it off the floor or furniture, you're game.

I forgot you're like 25 so it makes sense I guess

[Himu]

I'm 21. I don't understand how it's any trouble to bring a girl home and fuck her if you're over the age of 18. Hell, 16 to be honest.

[Beezy]

Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30.

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville

Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.

I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl.

Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

My  mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.

Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.

[Himu]

Holy shit. I mean, why would they overreact if they found a condom? That's a good thing. It shows you at least emphasis responsibility and protection.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

My  mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.

Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.

She hasn't found out about your cock preference?

[Beezy]

Holy shit. I mean, why would they overreact if they found a condom? That's a good thing. It shows you at least emphasis responsibility and protection.

I don't know. That shit pissed me off.

[FlameOfCallandor]

My  mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.

Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.

She hasn't found out about your cock preference?

IF you mean my own cock, then no she hasnt.

[Phoenix Dark]

Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30.

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville

Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.

I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl.

Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl. 

I'll be 20 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl

What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me

[aoi tsuki]

Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30.

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville

Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.

I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl.

Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl. 

I'll be 10 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl

What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me

Two black dudes that can't even get fat white girls to fuck 'em in the same room would induce the anal birth of the demichrist.

[Phoenix Dark]

Fat white chicks?

Hmmm

[FlameOfCallandor]

Fat white chicks?

Hmmm

You can do better PD.

[Beezy]

I'll be 10 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl

What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me

I think you meant to type 20.

I go to St. Johns University in Queens, NY. It's hard enough paying tuition here. I wouldn't be able to go to Michigan even if I wanted to.

Two black dudes that can't even get fat white girls to fuck 'em in the same room would induce the anal birth of the demichrist.

Back in high school, I could've fucked a chubby white chick that wished she was hispanic. 

[aoi tsuki]

Back in high school, I could've fucked a chubby white chick that wished she was hispanic. 

i think we've all had that chance. i mean... fat chicks.

[Phoenix Dark]

Not me

Although I notice a couple fat and semi-fat chicks smile a lot at me in my law class

[TVC15]

once I masturbated in a church

Did you use the proper material?

Proper material?  They're called priests, dude.

[Himu]

Some thing I've noticed is that white girls smile and say hi a lot. It's really weird.