I've never had my ass eaten but eating ass is definitely a top 5 sex event.

fucking SEX EVENTs. Also, yeah, I agree.
Even when I was really drunk at this amazing new years party, and a girl asked me to fuck her in the ass but i needed some lube so i went down there and got amongst, then I got sick the next few days (was road tripping at the time), it was a TOP 5 SEX EVENT and made for some hilarious ribbing later in the trip. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger brehs.
(don't actually think the ass eating made me sick, but i rolled with it because it was funnier)