Author Topic: We delved too far, too deep... this is what we have wrought. This is the end. (Read 5466 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** June 22, 2016, 07:44:42 PM »

http://www.avclub.com/article/burger-king-invents-perfect-food-mac-n-cheetos-238635

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and weep.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2016, 07:47:16 PM »

Eh, call me when we're talking flamin hot cheetos.

Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2016, 08:03:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 22, 2016, 07:47:16 PM

Eh, call me when we're talking flamin hot cheetos.

The Attic in Long Beach, CA.

You can thank me later.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2016, 08:25:24 PM »

Ugh what? Now I have to try it just because it's fucking terrible and so is our culture

Edit: wait no, I'm pretty sure it's just because I'm high

Atramental · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2016, 08:44:12 PM »

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...

Tasty · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2016, 08:48:59 PM »

I want it so bad.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2016, 08:51:42 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2016, 10:52:32 PM »

John 11:35

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2016, 10:57:10 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on June 22, 2016, 10:52:32 PM

John 11:35

Genesis 6:6

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2016, 12:24:35 AM »

I tried it today. They're not bad. First bite is dry like an actual Cheeto, then you get to the mac n cheese

Seems like a local spot would make this way better and cheesier but this is definitely a fun side order. If Taco Bell sold these I'd order it alongside a couple cheesy bean and rice burritos. That's really the highest praise I can give a fast food side item

Tasty · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2016, 12:27:29 AM »

This is The Itis from The Boondocks but real.

mormapope · « **Reply #11 on:** June 23, 2016, 05:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 23, 2016, 12:27:29 AM

This is The Itis from The Boondocks but real.

There's far worse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #12 on:** June 23, 2016, 05:45:03 AM »

I see I will have to visit Burger King in October

archie4208 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2016, 06:06:33 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2016, 10:57:10 PM

Quote from: bluemax on June 22, 2016, 10:52:32 PM
John 11:35

Genesis 6:6

Austin 3:16

brob · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2016, 06:35:03 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 23, 2016, 06:06:33 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2016, 10:57:10 PM
Quote from: bluemax on June 22, 2016, 10:52:32 PM
John 11:35

Genesis 6:6

Austin 3:16

Blaze 4:20

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2016, 07:33:37 AM »

Quote from: brob on June 23, 2016, 06:35:03 AM

Quote from: archie4208 on June 23, 2016, 06:06:33 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2016, 10:57:10 PM
Quote from: bluemax on June 22, 2016, 10:52:32 PM
John 11:35

Genesis 6:6

Austin 3:16

Blaze 4:20

Koijma MGS5

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:14:02 AM »

I bought two orders of these things yesterday. Shit was awesome.

I also knew what this thread was about before clicking.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:47:50 AM »

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that they don't look anything like the picture above.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:54:37 AM »

argh cant resize

T234 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:00:23 AM »

Nah they're pretty much the same.

Tasty · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2016, 10:57:06 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 23, 2016, 05:31:01 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 23, 2016, 12:27:29 AM
This is The Itis from The Boondocks but real.

There's far worse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

New destination for Bore-con get.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2016, 11:32:00 AM »

Quote from: T234 on June 23, 2016, 08:14:02 AM

I bought two orders of these things yesterday. Shit was awesome.

I also knew what this thread was about before clicking.

Fast Food is the only thing the Bore takes seriously.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:12:50 PM »

I just ordered these. They told me to pull around front because they were frying them fresh.

If I don't post again, send help to Sandy, OR

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:13:17 PM »

ReviewBrah votes REMAIN

ReviewBrah

Snorenado

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:25:34 PM »

Way better than I expected, got some bbq for dippin and shit was lit

Welcome back to my radar, BK

Atramental · « **Reply #25 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:29:26 PM »

Well shit.

I guess I'm visiting BK on my cheat day this week.

I don't believe I've eaten there in at least 5 years.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:31:09 PM »

Son of a whore. The BK closest to my house is closed for renovations. I'm actually going to have to go OUT OF MY WAY to eat these fucking things.

...and I will.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27 on:** June 23, 2016, 08:43:44 PM »

It's definitely like a Kraft blue box Mac n cheese, but with way more flavor and a better texture than I expected. The shape is pretty fun and they all were welformed. Combining with the bbq really completed the "I'm a fucking savage and I will eat this abomination and laugh in the face of God" feeling.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:12:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 23, 2016, 08:13:17 PM

ReviewBrah votes REMAIN

ReviewBrah

Snorenado

good lord, there's a pile of dead bodies behind him, isn't there.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:29:49 PM »

He's the only good YouTuber.

Atramental · « **Reply #30 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:41:47 PM »

HOLY FU-

You know you've made it when people make fan art of you.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #31 on:** June 23, 2016, 11:31:28 PM »

I do like that Burger King seems to be one of the only major food chains to even try to challenge Taco Bell's dominance in the field of "Mutant Food Concoctions". Their black-bun Whopper from last year was in fact delicious, and made my stool the color of astroturf.

Had some of these today, they're surprisingly tasty. Artificial af, but with a pleasing crisp/soft texture. Would make for some very fine party hors d'oeuvres.

kick51 · « **Reply #32 on:** June 24, 2016, 11:18:19 AM »

reviewbrah convinced me, i'm gonna go try them today. also that deep, concerned stare at about 2 mins in

kick51 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 24, 2016, 12:48:18 PM »

not terrible. Probably won't go out of my way to try them again, but better than expected. Thought they'd be way saltier and questionably textured. It is a little dry in the middle but not too dry.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 29, 2016, 11:37:59 AM »

Further coverage of this cultural event:

http://kotaku.com/snacktaku-eats-burger-kings-mac-n-cheetos-1782813220?rev=1467212442173

They do kinda look like something that came out of Chester the Cheetah's butt.

brob · « **Reply #35 on:** June 29, 2016, 11:42:07 AM »

burger king is my fav american fast food branch, tho I suspect all of them are quite different here as opposed to in their in their native lands (both BK and my second fave, subway, seem v disliked by americans).

Sadly these fucked up novelty foods rarely make it out here :'(

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #36 on:** June 29, 2016, 11:44:55 AM »

1/2 of me really wants to try these.

1/2 of me wants to set BK on fire.

brob · « **Reply #37 on:** June 29, 2016, 12:04:43 PM »

given the food regulations in play I suspect it would close down well before things got that bad

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #38 on:** June 29, 2016, 12:06:59 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 29, 2016, 12:03:13 PM

Quote from: brob on June 29, 2016, 11:42:07 AM
burger king is my fav american fast food branch, tho I suspect all of them are quite different here as opposed to in their in their native lands (both BK and my second fave, subway, seem v disliked by americans).

Sadly these fucked up novelty foods rarely make it out here :'(

The BK in Saudi caught up to the shittiness of the american BK last year. I hate to tell you this, but it will happen to yours eventually.

BK went from straight fire like chicken parm sliders, their old school chicken tenders, and the old school fries to some shitty cafeteria food quality bullshit. It's a travesty.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #39 on:** June 29, 2016, 12:14:55 PM »

Oh and they got rid of their cheesy hash browns, damn them to hell for that. That was my favorite cheat food.

PlayDat · « **Reply #40 on:** June 29, 2016, 12:32:49 PM »

Quote from: brob on June 29, 2016, 11:42:07 AM

(both BK and my second fave, subway, seem v disliked by americans).

I live in the US. My favorite fast food joint would have to be either Subway or Popeyes. I've eaten at the former almost every single day for the past 7 months. I never buy chips or soda so I don't feel bad about it. When I was in Singapore, the only difference I noticed was that they didn't have whole wheat bread. I couldn't even find wheat bread in grocery stores. Still don't know why it isn't popular out there. My only Popeyes experience in the country was very disappointing.

kick51 · « **Reply #41 on:** June 29, 2016, 12:39:26 PM »

Quote from: PlayDat on June 29, 2016, 12:32:49 PM

Quote from: brob on June 29, 2016, 11:42:07 AM
(both BK and my second fave, subway, seem v disliked by americans).

I live in the US. My favorite fast food joint would have to be either Subway or Popeyes. I've eaten at the former almost every single day for the past 7 months. I never buy chips or soda so I don't feel bad about it. When I was in Singapore, the only difference I noticed was that they didn't have whole wheat bread. I couldn't even find wheat bread in grocery stores. Still don't know why it isn't popular out there. My only Popeyes experience in the country was very disappointing.

waittttt there's popeye's in singapore?!

PlayDat · « **Reply #42 on:** June 29, 2016, 01:34:43 PM »

Yup. They have practically everything (except wheat bread and some US sites that are still accessible through VPN).

T234 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 29, 2016, 02:13:22 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 12:14:55 PM

Oh and they got rid of their cheesy hash browns, damn them to hell for that. That was my favorite cheat food.

DEM CHEEZY TATER TOTS WERE THE BOMB

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** June 29, 2016, 04:33:10 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 11:44:55 AM

1/2 of me really wants to try these.

1/2 of me wants to set BK on fire.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #45 on:** June 29, 2016, 04:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 12:06:59 PM

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 29, 2016, 12:03:13 PM
Quote from: brob on June 29, 2016, 11:42:07 AM
burger king is my fav american fast food branch, tho I suspect all of them are quite different here as opposed to in their in their native lands (both BK and my second fave, subway, seem v disliked by americans).

Sadly these fucked up novelty foods rarely make it out here :'(

The BK in Saudi caught up to the shittiness of the american BK last year. I hate to tell you this, but it will happen to yours eventually.

BK went from straight fire like chicken parm sliders, their old school chicken tenders, and the old school fries to some shitty cafeteria food quality bullshit. It's a travesty.

Plus they raised the price. Whopper like a year or two ago was $7 with tax. Now it's like $10. Fuck outta here with that shit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 30, 2016, 09:47:26 AM »

Naysayers are naysaying.

https://consumerist.com/2016/06/29/burger-kings-slightly-congealed-mac-n-cheetos-underwhelm-customers-food-reviewers/

Some of these reviewers sound stone distinguished mentally-challenged though:

“The primary things we associate with Cheetos, I think, are the crunchiness and the delicious cheese dust they leave on your fingers. Burger King’s Mac n’ Cheetos feature only a hint of crunch and an inexcusable lack of cheese dust.”

Um, the WORST thing about Cheetos is the dust. If science could produce a dustless Cheeto, it's likely that no other foods would be necessary.

kick51 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:04:08 AM »

i thought i tasted cheetos on mine but i don't really eat cheetos ever

and mine were unexpectedly perfectly crunchy. A hard shell around gooey shit cheese.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** June 30, 2016, 01:15:03 PM »

I'll need some taste notes from Steve Contra.

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** June 30, 2016, 02:06:57 PM »

I went to a Burger King on Saturday. I ordered a Texas Triple Whopper (

) meal. When I get my meal it's a double whopper instead. I go back and tell the lady at the counter. I show her the receipt taped to the bag and she tells me "No no no. You ordered a double. Let me see your receipt." like I was fucking lying. So I show her. She gets all agitated and grabs my bag (with fries inside) and goes in the back and starts yelling in Spanish at the lady making burgers. A minute later she comes back and hands me a burger. I asked "what about my fries?" "No no no. You have your fries already". I told her she took them with her to the back because they were in the bag. She starts to yell at me and says that she didn't take my fries and halfway through her tirade the lady making burgers yells out that she has the fries. After all that shit no apologies or anything. Just basically "take it and leave". Fuck Burger King.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50 on:** June 30, 2016, 03:17:48 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 30, 2016, 02:06:57 PM

I went to a Burger King on Saturday. I ordered a Texas Triple Whopper ( ) meal. When I get my meal it's a double whopper instead. I go back and tell the lady at the counter. I show her the receipt taped to the bag and she tells me "No no no. You ordered a double. Let me see your receipt." like I was fucking lying. So I show her. She gets all agitated and grabs my bag (with fries inside) and goes in the back and starts yelling in Spanish at the lady making burgers. A minute later she comes back and hands me a burger. I asked "what about my fries?" "No no no. You have your fries already". I told her she took them with her to the back because they were in the bag. She starts to yell at me and says that she didn't take my fries and halfway through her tirade the lady making burgers yells out that she has the fries. After all that shit no apologies or anything. Just basically "take it and leave". Fuck Burger King.

This is what happens when you stray from the Taco Bell path.

TVC15 · « **Reply #51 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:00:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2016, 01:15:03 PM

I'll need some taste notes from Steve Contra.

If The Bore can incentivize me, I can find a way to make Steve Contra consume some of these.

mormapope · « **Reply #52 on:** June 30, 2016, 05:06:22 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 30, 2016, 02:06:57 PM

I went to a Burger King on Saturday. I ordered a Texas Triple Whopper ( ) meal. When I get my meal it's a double whopper instead. I go back and tell the lady at the counter. I show her the receipt taped to the bag and she tells me "No no no. You ordered a double. Let me see your receipt." like I was fucking lying. So I show her. She gets all agitated and grabs my bag (with fries inside) and goes in the back and starts yelling in Spanish at the lady making burgers. A minute later she comes back and hands me a burger. I asked "what about my fries?" "No no no. You have your fries already". I told her she took them with her to the back because they were in the bag. She starts to yell at me and says that she didn't take my fries and halfway through her tirade the lady making burgers yells out that she has the fries. After all that shit no apologies or anything. Just basically "take it and leave". Fuck Burger King.

The few times I've gotten Burger King, they always fuck up the order.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #53 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:37:03 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on June 30, 2016, 02:06:57 PM

Fuck Burger King.

Yep. It's nothing but

chronovore · « **Reply #54 on:** July 06, 2016, 07:55:25 PM »

Quote from: brob on June 29, 2016, 11:42:07 AM

burger king is my fav american fast food branch, tho I suspect all of them are quite different here as opposed to in their in their native lands (both BK and my second fave, subway, seem v disliked by americans).

Sadly these fucked up novelty foods rarely make it out here :'(

In Japan, Subway and BK are my two favorite foreign food chains. I love them in the USA as well, but the service is actually decent in Japan.

Quote from: kick51 on June 29, 2016, 12:39:26 PM

waittttt there's popeye's in singapore?!

There's Popeye's in Istanbul's Attaturk Airport. With the euro exchange rate at the time, it was something like US$22 for a two-piece meal.

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I indulged. :'(

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It was magnificent.

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