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benjipwns

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http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article86484242.html
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Staff members initially assumed a water pipe had burst.

But when they got inside to survey the situation, they discovered the mess was caused by a water faucet in a cat room that had inexplicably been turned on. Although none of the cats has confessed, there is a 6-month-old suspect. The Humane Society is not naming the cat.

“We can’t be sure which cat did it, because we don’t have cameras in there, but we have a good idea because there was one younger female cat who really liked playing in sinks,” said volunteer Terry Arbour. “There was a tall spout in that sink that moves around, and the cat somehow was able to turn it on. It’s possible there was collusion from others, but she probably had something to do with it.”

The suspect has been adopted since the flood, and Arbour said they warned the new owners that “this cat is intelligent enough to turn on water faucets.”
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Cat blamed by human officials for flooding Florida Humane Society
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2016, 11:36:17 AM »
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Why can't Florida just Flexit out of the USA already?


Attn Britain, will trade Florida for Scotland,

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Kara

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Re: Cat blamed by human officials for flooding Florida Humane Society
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2016, 11:42:16 AM »
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Why can't Florida just Flexit out of the USA already?


Attn Britain, will trade Florida for Scotland,

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Getting Scotch and losing one of our greatest impediments to ending the embargo on Cuba. You know how to make a deal, AiA. :whew

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Cat blamed by human officials for flooding Florida Humane Society
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2016, 11:43:22 AM »
:dead


Why can't Florida just Flexit out of the USA already?


Attn Britain, will trade Florida for Scotland,

Love

the USA

Getting Scotch and losing one of our greatest impediments to ending the embargo on Cuba. You know how to make a deal, AiA. :whew

I kinda feel Guilty, so we will throw in Arizona as a kicker.
YMMV

TVC15

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Re: Cat blamed by human officials for flooding Florida Humane Society
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2016, 11:43:56 AM »
I want a picture of the naughty kitty :(
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