Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves

[Am_I_Anonymous]

https://meduza.io/en/lion/2016/06/29/there-s-a-guy-outside-moscow-who-dresses-up-as-batman-and-beats-up-drug-dealers


Batman(ovich)!

[VomKriege]

Dead man walking 

[Kara]

[Tasty]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[benjipwns]

Everybody always says The Dark Knight Returns, but that was the best Batman annihilates Superman fight even if it's only like six pages total. Soviet Batman goes out like a boss.

[Kara]

You would say that about the story of anarchist Batman (temporarily) defeating Marxist-Leninist Superman.

[benjipwns]

Marxist-Leninist Superman was weak, he got his shit wrecked by Batman telling him how the system worked and then gave up completely when Luthor wrote some snark in an envelope.

weak

Would have never happened to Juche Booster Gold.

[Madrun Badrun]

Get in a fight about the political views of alternate reality super heroes 

[benjipwns]

Implying it's an alternate reality just because the time loop hasn't started yet.

[VomKriege]

Speaking of which, Batman Year 100 is pretty rad.
The small epilogue supplemental of Expressionist Jewish Batman in 1938 Germany is pretty good too.

[benjipwns]

Speaking of which, Batman Year 100 is pretty rad.

I've never figured out why this is supposed to be disturbing libertarian Objectivist anarchist propaganda. Batman's not exactly a regular follower of the law/state over his own moral code.

The Berlin Batman, sure, it has a whole freakin love letter to Mises in it.

[T234]

In my limited experience with Russian drug dealers, they are as heavily armed as they are untrustworthy. On what planet is a quarter-pound 87 grams?!

He got shot dead for shorting a Colombian $600 (he did it on purpose and refused to fix it) on an amount ten times that a few weeks later. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

In my limited experience with Russian drug dealers, they are as heavily armed as they are untrustworthy. On what planet is a quarter-pound 87 grams?!

He got shot dead for shorting a Colombian $600 (he did it on purpose and refused to fix it) on an amount ten times that a few weeks later.

Don't ever ever short a Colombian. It could be 40 years later and they will kill your ass. Their ability to hold a grudge is amazing.

[Madrun Badrun]

Sounds like someone has experience.  Of all the ethnicity you have shorted Am, did the Colombians kick your ass the hardest? 

[Kara]

Mods please change my name to Juche Booster Gold. Thanks in advance.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mods please change my name to Juche Booster Gold. Thanks in advance.

Mods please change his name to "Marx's useless left nut"

Am willing to purchase a game for the result. PM me for details.

[agrajag]

Yep, my people are some insane motherfuckers. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yep, my people are some insane motherfuckers. 

Ive been all over the world more time than I have fingers.

Russia don't even crack the crazy top 3.

1) Anybody from South America
2) Irish
3) White trash in Alabama

Edit: not even top 5

4) Southern Italians
5) Boston proper residents


Know your position, small soldier.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Sounds like someone has experience.  Of all the ethnicity you have shorted Am, did the Colombians kick your ass the hardest?

Stupid statement. The one I was talking to nodded his head out of respect. Don't try to play in the real world, squirt. You ain't got enough real life experience to do so.