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benjipwns

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"It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« on: June 29, 2016, 10:41:26 PM »




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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2016, 10:42:53 PM »
There are so many quotes in these I need to make part of my repertoire.

Also, there's like thirty more segments they've done on the dangers of the Ouija Board.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2016, 10:44:05 PM »
It's so demonic my friends


Christian and secular fears over fantasy in the 1970s/1980s :whew
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2016, 10:49:28 PM »
My mom let us read Harry Potter and was never super obsessed with the dangers of the occult...but she wouldn't let us touch a Quija board. To the point where when I'd go to birthday parties she'd warn me "if they bring out a Quija board, do NOT touch it."
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2016, 10:52:58 PM »
From the related:


"Mynista, a rapper from Florida, learned that lesson when friends challenged him to confess his allegiance to Satan"
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Kara

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2016, 11:01:32 PM »
Has the 700 Club ever weighed in on the D20 system? The Pathfinder Heresy?
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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2016, 11:06:14 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 29, 2016, 10:44:05 PM
It's so demonic my friends


Christian and secular fears over fantasy in the 1970s/1980s :whew

"It's just imagination, man!"

"Is it?"
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2016, 11:17:42 PM »
Quote from: Kara on June 29, 2016, 11:01:32 PM
Has the 700 Club ever weighed in on the D20 system? The Pathfinder Heresy?
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2016, 11:22:18 PM »


writing in to ask about clicker games as we speak
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2016, 11:27:44 PM »
Man...I wish I could find a copy of the various homeschooling magazines we'd get. They mainly advertised things like textbooks or supplies, but there was also a section all about the dangers of the secular world. There were advertisements for various books "exposing" the demonism hidden in Harry Potter, the dangers of D&D, various books about subliminal sin implanted in television ads, AND some tracts about Diablo II. I got my mom to order some of the tracts.  :lol

Also lots of Ouija board stuff. I also remember receiving a pamphlet from Pensacola Christian College that listed various benefits for attending a Christian college over a "worldly university" including that you wouldn't have to worry about wild parties where a Ouija board was present.
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2016, 11:39:15 PM »
I think somebody posted this before on here:
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2016, 11:42:54 PM »
omg, all i watched is the "previously on" in the 2nd video and the show credits and now i have to watch all of this





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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2016, 12:36:06 AM »
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on June 29, 2016, 10:47:06 PM
I love that Tom Hanks movie in a so bad it's good way.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2016, 12:43:22 AM »
Quote from: benjipwns on June 29, 2016, 11:42:54 PM
omg, all i watched is the "previously on" in the 2nd video and the show credits and now i have to watch all of this





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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2016, 12:49:48 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 29, 2016, 11:27:44 PM
Man...I wish I could find a copy of the various homeschooling magazines we'd get. They mainly advertised things like textbooks or supplies, but there was also a section all about the dangers of the secular world. There were advertisements for various books "exposing" the demonism hidden in Harry Potter, the dangers of D&D, various books about subliminal sin implanted in television ads, AND some tracts about Diablo II. I got my mom to order some of the tracts.  :lol

Also lots of Ouija board stuff. I also remember receiving a pamphlet from Pensacola Christian College that listed various benefits for attending a Christian college over a "worldly university" including that you wouldn't have to worry about wild parties where a Ouija board was present.
:dead

Harry Potter's all about alchemy, not demons.
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2016, 01:34:22 AM »
Family First has some amazing dialogue.

Doug: See ya dad.
Dad: Hey Doug...
Doug: Yeah!
Dad: I just want you to know I'm really proud of you son.
Doug:  :-[

Doug: So big deal, you're moving across town.
Cheryl: No. I'm moving to New Jersey.
Doug: Get out of town, you're not moving!
Cheryl: Yes, I am!
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Kara

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« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2016, 02:09:29 AM »
Why not Diablo 1? These were the days when Blizzard actually shat out their derivative, bottom feeding titles at a pace one might consider reasonable. It even takes place under a church! (Spoilers.)
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Kara

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2016, 04:06:16 AM »
Quote from: benjipwns on June 29, 2016, 10:41:26 PM


If this was a Warhammer 40K story instead of real life, on a real television network, it would have been halfway decent.

e: In fact, Black Library is accepting open submissions... maybe I'll just change this into one and submit it. I could become a hundredaire.
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2016, 04:12:40 AM »
Quote from: Kara on June 30, 2016, 04:06:16 AM
real life, on a real television network
Well, ABC Family* because of a decades old contract clause.

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Freeform also retained The 700 Club and The 700 Club Interactive, as network executives were not able to reach an agreement with Pat Robertson to buy out CBN's time-buy contract with the channel (Disney–ABC offered to pay $42 million – roughly the same amount that the ministry earned in revenue during 2015 from syndication fees for The 700 Club and various related productions – to terminate the agreement with the Christian Broadcasting Network, though Robertson stipulated a higher payout that Ascheim deemed "astronomical" in comparison to its actual value).
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*Now known as Freeform.
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benjipwns

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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2016, 06:59:51 AM »
I do feel safer knowing that we have multiple members, at least two with you and PD, to knowledgeably warn us about devious Satanist plots hidden in plain sight.
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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2016, 11:36:16 AM »
Quote from: benjipwns on June 30, 2016, 06:59:51 AM
I do feel safer knowing that we have multiple members, at least two with you and PD, to knowledgeably warn us about devious Satanist plots hidden in plain sight.


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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2016, 01:20:26 PM »
What sort of satanic rituals do I need to get up to in order to secure myself a position as a middle-manager in Hell?
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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2016, 01:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 30, 2016, 12:43:22 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 29, 2016, 11:42:54 PM
omg, all i watched is the "previously on" in the 2nd video and the show credits and now i have to watch all of this





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Thank you for not saying that I am him. 
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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
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« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2016, 01:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 29, 2016, 11:27:44 PM
Man...I wish I could find a copy of the various homeschooling magazines we'd get. They mainly advertised things like textbooks or supplies, but there was also a section all about the dangers of the secular world. There were advertisements for various books "exposing" the demonism hidden in Harry Potter, the dangers of D&D, various books about subliminal sin implanted in television ads, AND some tracts about Diablo II. I got my mom to order some of the tracts.  :lol

Also lots of Ouija board stuff. I also remember receiving a pamphlet from Pensacola Christian College that listed various benefits for attending a Christian college over a "worldly university" including that you wouldn't have to worry about wild parties where a Ouija board was present.
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My step mom made me burn my troll dolls and magic the gathering cards because they were evil.  To be fair, she probably did me a favor in the long run.  But when she caught all of us telling ghost stories she made us watch The Amityville Horror movie to teach us how ghosts and demons weren't fun or cool.  So when we visited my mom for a weekend we got her to buy it for us on VHS and also the sequel about the doll house.  We got an ass whooping when we got back and told the other kids about it.

Her church was one that was briefly famous for burning a bunch of Harry Potter books. 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1735623.stm

No trick or treating either.  Answer bible questions and get candy.  Yay!
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Re: "It seemed like a lot of fun until he found out that it was no game."
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2016, 02:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2016, 11:36:16 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on June 30, 2016, 06:59:51 AM
I do feel safer knowing that we have multiple members, at least two with you and PD, to knowledgeably warn us about devious Satanist plots hidden in plain sight.

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I'm very sure they are using OpenOffice.
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