- I thought the Nintendo DS was going to fail due to the PSP.
- I once called the iPad the "pet rock" of electronics. I mostly did that to troll though so I have no regrets there.
- I thought having a threesome was the holy grail of sex.
- I assumed I would have been off of the internet at some point in time. When I was 15, I thought it would be when I was 18. When I was 18, I thought it was 22. When I was 22, I thought it was 25. When I was 25, I realized I'm going to be wasting my time on the internet forever. To be fair, I've really cut down on the time I spend online. Used to be 40 hours a week but now it's about 10 hours.