Rahxephon91 is drunk ask my anyrhing

[Rahxephon91]

In an effort to put must elf out there I've been going to bars every weekend and as consequence I am drunk. No pussy though. I must have that nonpussy stank on me. Why am I so ugly? Ask me anything? I'm drunk. I really am trying am bore but I'm so desperate fo vagaina.

[I'm a Puppy!]

No.

[recursivelyenumerable]

lol

[recursivelyenumerable]

So have you had like any actual interesting conversations?

[Rahxephon91]

No beyond why women suck or why suburban kids or the worst kids

Or how I'm very close to becoming a mysgonist

[recursivelyenumerable]

What kind of bars are you going to? Are there like arty or hipster or nerdish bars where you live?

[Rahxephon91]

What kind of bars are you going to? Are there like arty or hipster or nerdish bars where you live?

Well right now I'm the south suburbs of Chicago. I have lame friends so getting them to do anything is hard enough, much less go to a more upscale downtown bar. So my choices are more local suburban bars. Now, I like the more social aspect so I like going to places wiith music. I don't like going to bars tht cater to one audience though. I hate bars that seem all white, because I'm not rewally white. On the other side I hate all black bars because I dont see myself as black. Racial idenity is a big problem of mine so I try to go to bar with a mixture of people. White, mexican, black, and so on and only one bar around here fits that. Burobn Street.

No nerd bars because at the end of the day  hate nerds talking about nerd shit, its so annoying because they never are self aware or have a sense of humor about thier intrests.

Though according to snapchat I have seen former Pornstar Lexi Belle around the ChicagoLand area. I'd love to run into her.

[Momo]

Rahxephon was one of the worst, edgy, most try hard, me too animes I've ever seen, second only to Ergo Proxy.


What do you think of Peter Dinklage?

[Rahxephon91]

I haven't watched Rahxephon in years so I don't know if I like it anymore. You have to understand I watched it when I was a teen. So I was also going through growing up problems. So it spoke to me, like Evangelion(except eva also has the dad issues that I can super relate to). It's not that I thought it was deep, more so relatable. I don't think it was very edgy, but it is try hard. Clearly riding Eva's coattails, but more developed. Less raw then Eva which is also why it's less memorable. It feels more deigned by committee then Eva's natural feeling artist vision feels.

It was also one of the first shows I watched after becoming a bonefide anime fan. Something that wasn't recomended or said that I have to watch by the anime peers ala Ghost in the Shell or Akira. Something I went out and discovered on my own(it was coming out here on DVD when I was becoming a fan) so it has extra value because of that.

I also know people don't like Eva here, but I've already explained why I love it. It holds a very special place in my heart.

As for Peter, well I thought he was the best part of season 1 of GoT, which is all I've watched. Boring answer I know.

[chronovore]

Would you bang Mupepe?

Would you let Mups bang you?

[recursivelyenumerable]

No nerd bars because at the end of the day  hate nerds talking about nerd shit, its so annoying because they never are self aware or have a sense of humor about thier intrests.

Do you have any strong hobbies/interests that tend to be associated with a more balanced demographic than game/anime/comic book movie/etc stuff?
Like art, literature, poetry, music, etc.?

Are you open to signing a billion-year contract in your own blood declaring your absolute devotion to bring about the advent of the New Model?

[Phoenix Dark]

I must have that nonpussy stank on me.

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[Van Cruncheon]

came for the wizard talk, staying for the magic

[thisismyusername]

Who do you think will lose their virginity first: You or Atramental?

[toku]

i thought rahx has fucked before?

[Huff]

I thought you were going to fuck an escort?

[El Babua]

Who do you think will lose their virginity first: You or Atramental?

Why not both.

[Rahxephon91]

Who do you think will lose their virginity first: You or Atramental?

Ive had sex 3 times.

[Atramental]

Who do you think will lose their virginity first: You or Atramental?

My mana is still intact. 

[Rahxephon91]

I mean if I can do it, you can do it.

[Tasty]

What do you normally drink when you get blitzed?

[thisismyusername]

Who do you think will lose their virginity first: You or Atramental?

Ive had sex 3 times.

And yet you're this desperate for sex, because...? I mean I get it's a biological response and you probably feel like a loser for not banging every weeknight... but, and I'm being completely serious here: I feel like this "desperate for pussy" would be solved if you put it out of your mind, simply went to the bar WITH NO INTENTION OF GETTING LAID and chatted up a few women folks there. You may get their number to hang out now and then, that would then lead to... pussy.

Like, you think your ugly. You're so totally far from that (and I say this as someone that isn't attracted to you like Andy is. You're not ugly. I know quite a few ugly people), so that isn't an issue. But your mental roadblocks set you up to feel like that and it's an issue.

[Syph]

the important thing when compared to your friends is that you keep going out so good on you breh

[recursivelyenumerable]

I hang out at bars all the time, mostly pretentious hipster/music nerd/art nerd bars, but I do it because I genuinely enjoy pretentious drunk conversation and getting hit on by older women/gay dudes. Wanting to get laid is IMO not a good reason because

1) You won't succeed
2) Fixation on sex and how you're not getting it will sour your attitude
3) Even if you do succeed, drunk sex is usually a bad time

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4) I am p. sure sex will be obsolete in a decade or so and then won't you feel silly

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[chronovore]

Who do you think will lose their virginity first: You or Atramental?

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My mana is still intact. 

[Momo]

you're on a cruise through the amazon (idk, you have silly taste) with a lovely girl who's about to get you laid, suddenly 10000 bees descend upon the cruise ship and gets everywhere. she's allergic to bees and if she get's stung it will be at least 3 months before she will have sex with you, you have one vial of antidote, if you use it on her, nothing happens to her if you dont use it on yourself 9000 bees will penetrate your shit and you will be swollen like E Honda for 3 weeks and still wont get laid plus she will leave you for looking like a fuck potato. what do you do? 

[recursivelyenumerable]

It doesn't matter since 2 minutes after making his decision an (amphibious) trolley will plough into the ship, killing everyone

[Cerveza mas fina]

you're on a cruise through the amazon (idk, you have silly taste) with a lovely girl who's about to get you laid, suddenly 10000 bees descend upon the cruise ship and gets everywhere. she's allergic to bees and if she get's stung it will be at least 3 months before she will have sex with you, you have one vial of antidote, if you use it on her, nothing happens to her if you dont use it on yourself 9000 bees will penetrate your shit and you will be swollen like E Honda for 3 weeks and still wont get laid plus she will leave you for looking like a fuck potato. what do you do?

Wait so if I have her get stung I might get laid in 3 months oooor I get stung and don't get laid and she'll leave me?

Is there some twist to make this hard?

[Rahxephon91]

I am drubkm again this time in Milwaukee wi. Meet up with old friends: talked to 3 drunk girls. No se
L no secs: girl at work still overly flirty. Question MeV  about WI trip. I think she somewhat into me, bu idk now to handle thick Mexican girl. Average dick. Girl vexes me. Flirts hardcore so much that in a pik up on it, but acts dumb whenever I mention something deeper. Hate women , but I want to have we'd sex so bad because it's fun.playin with a girls body   

[recursivelyenumerable]

who cares, sex is dumb, try algebraic topology instead.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I'm not drunk, but I was in the end denied sex because well we were about to do it in her boyfriends house...

[team filler]

the rule on that, is that it's ok so long as you fuck him too. preferably in her house. you could have got laid twice bro!

[Rahxephon91]

Well I'm not drunk, but I was in the end denied sex because well we were about to do it in her boyfriends house...

Deets

Well I was in Milwaukee visiting some friends for the weekend. We went out on Friday, but for reasons to lame tot talk about here Saturday night was just not going to happen. Still, I spent most of the afternoon with them. But during lunch with them I get a snapchat from one of my female friends(I've mentioned her before, big boobs, decent enough). Usually when she messages me, it's with the possibility of sex. So I was more then willing to let my Saturday Wisconsin plans fail.  So I race back to Chicago. I get there and she has two other female friends there. So it kind of changes the dynamic, but I know of them well and she's cool(like Karen from Will and Grace) and the other was cool too. Cool vibes all around. They were doing Wican stuff....which whatever. I was just there to enjoy the atmosphere and besides the Tarrot stuff was cool.

Anyway, at this point I'm not sure if sex is a possibility. But my big boobed getting more loose, starting to stand closer to me more frequently, and doing some light touches. So I decide to wait it out and I do, everyone leaves. We get closer on her couch, start to make out a bit, and then well she says we shouldn't. After all she has a serious boyfriend and we'll we're in his house so I guess it's strange. She say's she has a conscience now(the other two times we did where during this relationship, and she kind of got me excited based on this story she told me of blowing a guy at work) and thinks it would be kind of in poor taste. It would be and she kind of implied if we we're say at my house..well it wouldn't be a problem.

So yeah kind of sucked. I really want to have sex. Now this friend, well quite honestly I don't know. I just want to use her for sex. She's cool and all and we get a long, but eh.....I don't think this makes me a bad person. I even told her I want to fuck her and am not looking to replace her boyfriend in the actual boyfriend areas. For the most part she agreed and said maybe next time.

So I don't know I'm trying to end this dryspell that's lasted well forever. I'm tired of being jerked around by my coworker who messages me still and flirts more and more even now that my card is on the table, to the point of wondering who was going to be in WI with me all while she constantly walked over to my work zone, away from hers(I don't get this girl).

But it didn't happen today. Maybe soon.

I probably should attempt to hang out with my big boob friend, because while all her friends aren't my type...she still has plenty of female friends and I kind of learned a lot about women just buy kind of being "one of the girls tonight"

[tiesto]

you're on a cruise through the amazon (idk, you have silly taste) with a lovely girl who's about to get you laid, suddenly 10000 bees descend upon the cruise ship and gets everywhere. she's allergic to bees and if she get's stung it will be at least 3 months before she will have sex with you, you have one vial of antidote, if you use it on her, nothing happens to her if you dont use it on yourself 9000 bees will penetrate your shit and you will be swollen like E Honda for 3 weeks and still wont get laid plus she will leave you for looking like a fuck potato. what do you do?

Watch the Zero Time Dilemma spoilers please!

[recursivelyenumerable]

this is kind of grossing me out TBH

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