my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything

[Van Cruncheon]

i thought i had enough padding to take it that long :-(

[Van Cruncheon]

y'know, that's just low. no one person has a monopoly on aching, bruised rumps. fucking europeans

[Madrun Badrun]

you're not Kara

More like you're not Gundam. 

Spicing up your marriage at your age is a good thing. 

[thisismyusername]

you're not Kara

More like "you're not Andy."

...Or is he?

[chronovore]

Pick me! Pick me! 

[Tasty]

We've all been there, breh. Just be tender in the shower and when wiping. 

[nudemacusers]

just keep riding, you'll get used to the pain, and maybe come to enjoy it as well 

[Phoenix Dark]

Do dirt people now assume that you're a super auto repair expert, and thus ask you questions about their cars?

[Van Cruncheon]

if you could pick a bore member to ride pillion during a picturesque ride through the IPA-ridden wastes of the PNW who would it be?

chrono, because he knows two men can ride, butt-to-nuts, without absolutely nothing homosexual between them except a strong embrace and a mutual appreciation of each other's masculine companionship <3

[archie4208]

What's your opinion on the Nintendo NX?

[Van Cruncheon]

Do dirt people now assume that you're a super auto repair expert, and thus ask you questions about their cars?

yes. slumming as white trash is awesome until they find out i'm a total fuckin' useless nerd, which is delta 5 or so minutes

[Van Cruncheon]

What's your opinion on the Nintendo NX?

i like it since i don't play filthy consoles, and phone hardware has shit controls. decent handhelds let pc ubermensch slum with the excuse of "well, i can't take my watercooled quad-sli rig on a flight with me, now can i"

[Great Rumbler]

if you could pick a bore member to ride pillion during a picturesque ride through the IPA-ridden wastes of the PNW who would it be?

chrono, because he knows two men can ride, butt-to-nuts, without absolutely nothing homosexual between them except a strong embrace and a mutual appreciation of each other's masculine companionship <3

[Momo]

Post a pic of your mount pls

[Van Cruncheon]

which one? my glutes were battered by multiple rides that day

[T-Short]

battered by the throbbing of a long-stroking twin 

[Momo]

The off road bike if you have it! Two of my friends broke their collar bones respectively in the last month with off road trails, so i've been kinda interested in it.

[Van Cruncheon]

it's a triumph tiger 800xc. the one that is actually comfortable on long hauls and off road, and the one i didn't ride that day. :-(

[Momo]

Looks good! I'm far too much of a pussy to ever bike though!