Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/stas8t/status/764095077153017856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[nudemacusers]

SO LITERALLY USA IS NUMBER ONE

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/stas8t/status/764095077153017856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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edit: sry, forgot to log in to my PD account

[Your Stalker]

a fake egyptian and a fake jew

[CatsCatsCats]

The US currently leads in gold, silver, and bronze

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[Great Rumbler]

First American woman to win gold in shot-put.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

So much win.

[Joe Molotov]

Yaass King SLAY!!

[Momo]

cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals

I dont think he's ever getting caught (if he was juicing), these guys have better lab support that's always ahead of the people testing.

[T-Short]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/irish-brothers-odonovan-interview-rio-2016_us_57af02d5e4b071840411980b

Quality irish

[VomKriege]

cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals

I dont think he's ever getting caught (if he was juicing), these guys have better lab support that's always ahead of the people testing.

They caught Marion Jones. Not that it really matters. Audiences are not at ease with peeking behind the curtain.

[Momo]

Yeah, but not through testing, they caught her cause some dude told on her.

[Tasty]

View of Phelp's final win from a Boston dive bar:

[CatsCatsCats]

The US just keeps adding medals. Ridic

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bolt gonna get that 100 or no?

Btw at my fastest I ran around a 4.32 40 (I'd smash Poland at age 39 for instance)

He at like some stupid 4.15 level.

I've always man crushed on that dude. Him and Bo are the two best athletes I've ever witnessed.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/sports/olympics/monica-puig-angelique-kerber-puerto-rico-tennis.html

We'll count this one too, thank you very much. #AmericanImperialism

[Beezy]

Bolt gonna get that 100 or no?

Of course he is. Olympic games always seems to bring out the best in him and no one there can touch his records.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

And he did.

[Great Rumbler]

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/irish-brothers-odonovan-interview-rio-2016_us_57af02d5e4b071840411980b

Quality irish

Makes up for all our boxers going out in the first rounds after we dominated London

[Syph]

so Andy Murray got interviewed and the reporter said he was the first person to win two golds and now people are losing their fucking minds because he forgot about Serena and Venus and this is all a patriarchal plot oh woe the misogyny women aren't people etc etc
what a world we live in folks 

[T-Short]

http://www.vice.com/read/a-pole-vaulters-penis-ended-his-olympic-dream-vgtrn

More misandry at the olympics 

[Tasty]

Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese.

[Take My Breh Away]

Boxing judges creating a shit ton of talent who will go pro after they robbed them in favor of Russian bribes.

http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/10539100/olympic-boxing-judging-controversy-as-michael-conlan-heads-home-to-ireland

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/765564234046537728

Even better. The IOC were warned about it before the games started and did nothing.

 https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/01/rio-2016-olympics-boxing-corruption-allegations?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet

[fizzel]

Fucking hell at Team GB.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Fucking hell at Team GB.

When I think of countries that bring about great athletes GB doesn't even enter the top 10. Not sure what you were expecting?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Man, Hope Solo wasn't wrong about the Swedish team, they are cowards. I hate teams that park the bus. I hope they get their asses beat next game.

[fizzel]

Fucking hell at Team GB.

When I think of countries that bring about great athletes GB doesn't even enter the top 10. Not sure what you were expecting?

Not to be beating the chinks, hence the post.

[Samson Manhug]

Great Britain is third in all-time Olympic medal count.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Somebody has to win the stupid rowing and crew events. When is the last time they won a sport anybody cares about?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I do love the fact I trigger your lower middle class ass though

Got you googling GB medal history totally shook

[chronovore]

Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese.

Not only that, dude has a magnificent ass, and comes from a land of ass-less people. 

[Tasty]

Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese.

Not only that, dude has a magnificent ass, and comes from a land of ass-less people. 

Well he is an athlete.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese.

Not only that, dude has a magnificent ass, and comes from a land of ass-less people. 

Well he is an athlete.

Damn right, we got them based genetics breh
 

[Kara]

cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals

USOC and its various appendages are quite adroit at doping with things that aren't technically doping yet. (Blood doping in 84 immediately comes to mind.)

Who cares though? GDR women's swim team

[Kara]

Also it cracks me the fuck up that keirin is an Olympic event. It's literally horse racing (seedy gambling and all) with humans in the real world.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Seriously though

[curly]

I do love the fact I trigger your lower middle class ass though

Got you googling GB medal history totally shook

Wow dude congrats on getting someone to point out for the millionth time you're an idiot

[Momo]

Seriously though

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[Cerveza mas fina]

The scamming continues

everyone is free to do whatever but lets keep the playing field even in sports as much as possible otherwise just wrap it up

[Cerveza mas fina]

totes legit

[Huff]

Sorry your country sucks

[TakingBackSunday]

serbia 

durant and thompson showing what the warriors gonna look like

[Huff]

They were just teasing Serbia in that first quarter.

Never had a chance

[Joe Molotov]

AIA triggered af

https://twitter.com/nippon_en/status/767527479489671168

[Great Rumbler]

Can't wait to see all the Nintendo stuff in 2020.

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Can't wait to see all the anime stuff in 2020.

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[Cerveza mas fina]

Sorry your country sucks

pretty sure we got more medals

[Trent Dole]

I didn't watch a minute of this shit.

[Huff]

Sorry your country sucks

pretty sure we got more medals

than who?

my college finished with more medals than poland

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Sorry your country sucks

pretty sure we got more medals

than who?

my college finished with more medals than poland

Mine too

[Cerveza mas fina]

I meant Europe > US.

Always has. Always will.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I meant Europe > US.

Always has. Always will.

LOL keep deluding yourself. Your economy is in shambles, you require baby brother for defense, as noted by all our bases over there. Let me look for a Polish base in America...ohh....,and really nobody discusses you guys anymore outside of your little barely bigger than Texas sized continent.

The only reason anybody cares currently is watching you idiots fuck up the Brexit situation.

It's cute, your pride though

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Oh and if you were simply talking about the olympics,

[Cerveza mas fina]

man bro if not for us you'd still be living in a mudhut tho eatin carrion beetles and whatnot hunting gazelles with a bamboo speer

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

man bro if not for us you'd still be living in a mudhut tho eatin carrion beetles and whatnot hunting gazelles with a bamboo speer

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So you're asking me to thank you for slavery? Last guy that did that needed a dental bridge afterward. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

triggered

[Am_I_Anonymous]

triggered

Well joking about slavery is like joking about the Polish history of being buttfucked by Germany or Russia for the last 500 years. Except one of us actually got out and made something of ourselves.

[Cerveza mas fina]

arent people in africa still living in huts dying of hunger tho chopping heads off like its 1200

your progress is duly noted