which do u prefer? and y?

[nudemacusers]

If you think me being an uncut fan is a size-queen...

Wow don't talk to me about dick again. Uncut dicks disqualify you from these conversations bro.

[Rufus]

One vote for my uncut brethren.

[CatsCatsCats]

Circumcision is barbaric, tbh

[recursivelyenumerable]

x.

[nudemacusers]

Circumcision is barbaric, tbh

it's worth it to make dicks look good.

carrot tip


acorn tip : 

[Rufus]

You can have 'acorn tips' without surgical intervention. I am living proof.

[nudemacusers]

if you think i'm going to ask to see your dick






























pm pls 

[Phoenix Dark]

I wouldn't wear a turtleneck on my chest, why the fuck would I wear one on my dick? Here are the facts. I'm not talking sexual attraction, I'm just talking aesthetics and high end shit: a circumcised dick is the best designed exterior piece of the human body. Breasts are cool, I like legs, etc but none of that really hangs with a circumcised dick on a purely aesthetics basis.

An uncircumcised dick is poorly designed. First off it's weird, and the extra skin is a burden. There's also the smegma issue. Finally and most importantly I believe it can actively hurt your stroke game. If I'm digging a hole I want a sharp tipped shovel - I don't want a flat shovel. The circumcised dick is built specifically for your stroke game. Uncut has trouble going in and out consistently - at least theoretically since I've never lowered myself to watch porn featuring uncut dicks. I also think the design could result in nuts just oozing out, which is disgusting. Whereas a cut dick is going to explode like a dick should explode.

In conclusion don't be mad Jews created something dope. Enjoy that shit and keep it moving.

[nudemacusers]

thank u for ur thoughtful objective (and true) analysis. i bet those uncut voters are having a brexit moment right now.

[CatsCatsCats]

Like none of that shit is true. Sorry you were brutalized as a baby, I was too.

[nudemacusers]

just want to point out that the poll bar for cut is longer 

[CatsCatsCats]

You frontin like no one saw your edit

[thisismyusername]

So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( ) in bars?

[helios]

It is better to be without that burdensome extra piece of skin. The penis is a weapon and must not be sheathed in such a way.

[I'm a Puppy!]

So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( ) in bars?

that's old gaf. that's gone.

Now it'd be "How can you foreskin shame me!"

[Mupepe]

It is better to be without that burdensome extra piece of skin. The penis is a weapon and must not be sheathed in such a way.

Bullshit. Walk around with a gun not in a holster and see how that works out for you.

[Beezy]

This topic will never die

As an uncut heathen, I can confirm that all of PD's theories are all bullshit. During erection, there's no difference between cut and uncut.

[king of the internet]

Clean dicks. 

Don't really touch other people's dinguses but still I don't really get why you'd want all that extra floppy shit on there. 

[thisismyusername]

So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( ) in bars?

that's old gaf. that's gone.

Now it'd be "How can you foreskin shame me!"

Ah, right. Alright:

PD! HOW CAN YOU FORESKIN SHAME ME! CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CUT-LORD. JUST BECAUSE I PREFER NATURAL DICKS DOESN'T MEAN #ALLDICKSDONTMATTER.

There. Peak-current GAF now.

[helios]

It is better to be without that burdensome extra piece of skin. The penis is a weapon and must not be sheathed in such a way.

Bullshit. Walk around with a gun not in a holster and see how that works out for you.

It'd be the same thing if I'm walking with my dick out. I'm gonna try both at the same time and see what happens.

[Cerveza mas fina]

cutting a dick is mutilation

So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( ) in bars?

Only tip when service is exceptional in Europe, in the US always of course because your system is distinguished mentally-challenged like no inlcuding VAT in visible prices

and I worked in a bar for like 5 years

[Madrun Badrun]

I've never felt so rejected PD.  Your prejudice of turtlenecks is hurtful. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I just realized what it's like to be the victim of a majority oppressor. 

[Tasty]

Both are pretty cool.

Except uncut when soft and there's a ton of extra skin.

Otherwise when hard they're both totes great.

[Madrun Badrun]

Could we please modify the brown/black folk thread title to be inclusive of other minority groups, like turtleneckers, please. 

[Madrun Badrun]

... I mean I'm already one of the most active posters in that thread so ...

[thisismyusername]

Both are pretty cool.

Except uncut when soft and there's a ton of extra skin.

Otherwise when hard they're both totes great.

Depends. Those are actually pretty good.

[Tasty]

 

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[close]

Yeah, no thanks.

[thisismyusername]

Not knowing the glory that is "docking" with those.

[Tasty]

Docking is a waste of time.

[Phoenix Dark]

What are you talking about?

[thisismyusername]

What are you talking about?

You honestly expect me to believe you don't know the lingo.

[Madrun Badrun]

O, PD

[Beezy]

Tasty wtf. Yall can have this thread. I'm out.

[thisismyusername]

Tasty wtf. Yall can have this thread. I'm out.

Well, at least we now know Beezy doesn't have extra.

[Phoenix Dark]

What are you talking about?

You honestly expect me to believe you don't know the lingo.

Real talk I don't know this.

I know what frotting is though.

[thisismyusername]

Docking is a waste of time.

It's good for those moments where you go "<name> open the pod-bay doors" and make sci-fi door "whoosh-whoosh" sounds though.

[toku]

[Rufus]

Jesus, our lord and savior created perfectly in His image, was cut.

 Take a minute to think about that brehs.

Now hold on... He was born cut?

[Trent Dole]

[Your Stalker]

my foreskin doesn't even cover my whole head idk what u fegs are talking about

[Himu]

Uncut is more manly. A thick uncut cock is the hottest thing in the world. Uncut is more manly because it's like taking a sword out of a hilt. Cut is pretty and little else. Might as well wrap a bow on it and put lipstick on it. Uncut also feels better because there's a bit "extra". Getting an uncut dick hard is also more hot because you get to play with the skin as it gets hard. Uncut penises are also very sensitive which in results in better sex for both of you because he's trying to fuck your brains out because it feels so good. Never had a cut penis feel as good as an uncut one.

A black uncut dick is hot af.

Circumcision is mutilation.

[thisismyusername]

my foreskin doesn't even cover my whole head idk what u fegs are talking about

Pics.

Circumcision is mutilation.

Circumcision is barbaric, tbh

Every cut fan that is straight doesn't have a pot to pee in when it comes to this because if you said "what about female circumcision though?" they'd balk and go "NAH MAN THAT'S BARBARIC!"

[nudemacusers]

Had to reset the poll; some weird glitch put the uncut option ahead 

[nudemacusers]

Hmm again...Reporting these errors to the forum admin 

[Phoenix Dark]

comparing male and female circumcision? I thought you hated tumblr logic, thisismyusername 

[thisismyusername]

Had to reset the poll; some weird glitch put the uncut option ahead 

(I didn't even vote uncut because I was being fair and abstaining from the vote due to the post that caused this. So I was in the straight-bore option to be neutral.)

comparing male and female circumcision? I thought you hated tumblr logic, thisismyusername 

And you, too. That's not tumblr logic. You can't support one and then support the other due to religious grounds. It's the same thing, you're cutting off someones sexual skin without their choice most of the time. Those babies that get circumcised had no say in it. You want to get circumcised later in life? Fine with me, that's the person that is packing it's choice. Not their parents.

[toku]

all the dick shaming itt 

[I'm a Puppy!]

all the dick shaming itt 

dick shaming? Or dick connoisseurs? 

[Madrun Badrun]

you should have alliterated. 

[CatsCatsCats]

you should have alliterated.

Dick demeaning or dick discerning?

[helios]

The Meaning of Dick, a Discussion on the Dick Politics of Modern World by PD, thisismyusername, and Tasty.

[nudemacusers]

good 2 see cut is pulling ahead in the polls

[Madrun Badrun]

you should have alliterated.

Dick demeaning or dick discerning?

I like, dick demeaning or cock connoisseuring. 

[Kara]

discerning dick devotees

[nudemacusers]

discerning dick devotees discover diligent detractors demand detailed discussions describing dimensions despite declaring disinterest daily, doesn't demand deft detective deduction

[Madrun Badrun]

Honestly I think only PD gets the title of dick disciple.  The rest of us only think about cock on Easter. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah, I guess saying that most of us take a lapsed catholic approach to cocks is fair. Twice a year. But PD and Tasty are like the JWs of cock. They don't celebrate anything else but that.

[Madrun Badrun]

When PD talks to people about dicks, he dresses in his finest white dress shirt. 

[chronovore]

When PD talks to people about dicks, he dresses in his finest white dress shirt.

He's certainly established well enough that it won't be a turtleneck.