The Dick [OT] starring PD and Tasty

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Fire away, cock commanders.

[nudemacusers]

This is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation.

[CatsCatsCats]

Meanwhile, at AiA's house

[Phoenix Dark]

AiA how is your stroke game?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

PD if you want to write up a post I'll put it in the OP.

[Tasty]

Tbh I was thinking of making a Gaybore OT. Didn't expect it to come from AiA tbh.

[Kara]

I'm kind of surprised that it took this long for the human penis to get its own official thread here.

[Madrun Badrun]

Pretty sure we have a ton of official penises buried here at the bore.

[Phoenix Dark]

Stroke Game Theory

It's imperative that your stroke game be versatile and unpredictable. A lot of dudes just jack rabbit a chick, long strokes nonstop. I'd imagine some women like that but it's a lot more interesting to mix things up. Some long strokes, some short strokes, slow, fast, etc. Most importantly you want to react to your partner's reactions. If she (or he  ) is loving it, keep going for awhile bro. Extend that shit. Then switch it up.

to be continued...

[I'm a Puppy!]

PD, we're not 13.

[Madrun Badrun]

to be continued when your next issue of maxim arrives.  Am I right.

[nudemacusers]

Some of us actually put theory into practice

[helios]

What are some of the more effective stroke techniques, PD?

[Human Snorenado]

Some of us actually put theory into practice

Others of us do too, but don't feel the need to have a kid every time as proof that we've been fucking

[nudemacusers]

I don't have 1000 kids tho 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I don't have 1000 kids tho 

 

[Phoenix Dark]

What are some of the more effective stroke techniques, PD?

I can't discuss dick here, too many trolls and unserious people who are intimidated by dick cloth talk. I'll take this to PMs with thisismyusernsme and Andrex.

[Huff]

You do you 

[Syph]

What are some of the more effective stroke techniques, PD?

I can't discuss dick here, too many trolls and unserious people who are intimidated by dick cloth talk. I'll take this to PMs with thisismyusernsme and Andrex.

[chronovore]

Pretty sure we have a ton of official penises buried here at the bore.

You're projecting again, Mr Murder Dungeon.

[Syph]

from the reddit front page (yea yea):
New Russian Bill Sets Out 10-Year Prison Term for FGM

are women not our equals? if A=B doesn't B=A?
your move PD

[I'm a Puppy!]

[bork]

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Haha LOL what's this from?  Let me just do an image search...

Boku No Pico

 

[Phoenix Dark]

What are some of the more effective stroke techniques, PD?

I can't discuss dick here, too many trolls and unserious people who are intimidated by dick cloth talk. I'll take this to PMs with thisismyusernsme and Andrex.

Ha, you thought I was finished but my neglect is actually another stroke game tip: anticipation. Make her wonder when you're going to re-enter. Pull out, kiss a bit, sensual shit...and when she least expects it* begin penetration again. Ask yourself, are you doing enough outside of stroking to please your partner? If you aren't sucking on breasts in 2016 you lost. You need to be down for neck kisses too. Caress/stroke her hair with your hand too.

*Just remember sexual consent expires about 20 minutes after penetration, so for instance if you want to re-enter after 21 minutes make sure you ask if you have her consent again first. Stroke game is important, but having a basic understanding of stroke law is even more important these days.

[Joe Molotov]

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Haha LOL what's this from?  Let me just do an image search...

Boku No Pico

 

lol, it's not Boku no Pico.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimoneta

[Am_I_Anonymous]

And here I thought by stroke game PD was talking about beating himself off....who knew?

[helios]

What are some of the more effective stroke techniques, PD?

I can't discuss dick here, too many trolls and unserious people who are intimidated by dick cloth talk. I'll take this to PMs with thisismyusernsme and Andrex.

Ha, you thought I was finished but my neglect is actually another stroke game tip: anticipation. Make her wonder when you're going to re-enter. Pull out, kiss a bit, sensual shit...and when she least expects it* begin penetration again. Ask yourself, are you doing enough outside of stroking to please your partner? If you aren't sucking on breasts in 2016 you lost. You need to be down for neck kisses too. Caress/stroke her hair with your hand too.

*Just remember sexual consent expires about 20 minutes after penetration, so for instance if you want to re-enter after 21 minutes make sure you ask if you have her consent again first. Stroke game is important, but having a basic understanding of stroke law is even more important these days.