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Syph

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i took my first uber today
« on: September 11, 2016, 05:04:52 AM »
the driver was a 26yo college dropout
saved up money after paying off tuition debt
and as of 3 months ago he opened his own gym that is allegedly doing well
pretty cool

oh yea uber stories
and who wants to open a gym with me
PD if youre a trainer you have an excuse to be hands on  :doge
XO

Tasty

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2016, 05:16:18 AM »
Welcome to four years ago breh.

bork

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2016, 03:07:26 PM »
If he opened up his own successful gym, then why is he still driving for Uber?  :doge
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zomgee

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2016, 03:35:43 PM »
Welcome to four years ago breh.

closest uber to me is 130 miles away
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Syph

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2016, 04:07:52 PM »
Welcome to four years ago breh.
dont hate the player hate the game homie

If he opened up his own successful gym, then why is he still driving for Uber?  :doge
it's a mobile gym :doge
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nachobro

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2016, 05:03:53 PM »
did you guys "work out"? :aah

thisismyusername

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2016, 05:09:25 PM »
Congratulations on getting a pocket medic very many years late. :doge

El Babua

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2016, 07:25:24 PM »
Better investment, rental property or self driving Uber Tesla?

bork

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2016, 08:49:13 PM »
If he opened up his own successful gym, then why is he still driving for Uber?  :doge
it's a mobile gym :doge

What I said still stands.  :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2016, 10:20:16 PM »
In Chicago, I got an Uber with a guy whose car was decked out on various things in Arabic writing.  He listened to that a capella chant-melody music type thing that you hear in ISIS propaganda videos.  Even though there was road construction with speed cameras, he went about 80 miles an hour.  He was friendly and I gave him five stars.

I actually like that type of music but I don't want to search for it since I will probably end up on an NSA watchlist.  I don't even know what it is called.

« Last Edit: September 11, 2016, 10:29:36 PM by Mary Tyler Whore »
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Syph

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Re: i took my first uber today
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2016, 11:14:48 PM »
Better investment, rental property or self driving Uber Tesla?
Musk has already said he envisions the future you describe in the latter part of that sentence
crazy to think about



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my second uber driver was named mohammed but he may have been whiter than me
pacers fan so i can't be too hard on him
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