Men that moan while pissing at urinals

[mormapope]

Is it the most annoyingly homoerotic thing elderly and obese men do? Why are they holding that much piss in? Does the act of pissing reach the plateau of an orgasm?

[benjipwns]

why was this video easy enough to find that it made it into the op

[Dennis]

These sounds make me uncomfortable.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

its more of a relieved sigh.

at least, um... in my... experiance, uh, hearing it from others. Right, yeah, that.

[mormapope]

Be so uncomfortable with your masculinity that you have a problem with people moaning while pissing, brehs.

There is no issue here, its a mystery to me. Can taking a piss feel good? Yeah. To the point of moaning in public? Moaning is a personal thing that should be done in private.

Also, its never some attractive and well built dude doing the piss moans. Its huge dudes and old fucks. I've also never heard of women doing the piss moans.

its more of a relieved sigh.

at least, um... in my... experiance, uh, hearing it from others. Right, yeah, that.

A sigh is fine and makes sense. Its the combo moans that last for thirty seconds that make me question the health of some men.

[Phoenix Dark]

[TakingBackSunday]

Asmr was a mistake

[helios]

[benjipwns]

okay, can the mods do something about that white supremacist garbage in this thread? i don't even want to quote it

[Rufus]

When the piss shivers are really intense, a sigh of relief can follow.

[Raist]

[Brehvolution]

[chronovore]

Slightly OT, but: When did people start talking in bathrooms? When I left the USA in 2001, I was shocked when people in Japan were speaking to each other while eliminating waste. WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK? Took me a decade to get accustomed to it, but at least I can relax when I'm in my birthplace, right? NO.

USA 2016, I'm hearing people chat with each other all the time in the men's room. What is this? Feminization of the male culture, to go alongside seated pissing? Japan exporting their culture from the futchar, along with Karate and octopus-donuts? Shillary's mandates being leaked into our collective dreamspace via a Prince-of-Darkness-style quantum broadcast system which can't reach our conscious minds?

STOP THIS NOW.

[Madrun Badrun]

ya even eye contact while washing hands is a little sordid. 

[Tasty]

I assume dudes that do this are cruising, and I engage them.

100% success rate fwiw.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Don't take this away from me Tasty.

[Madrun Badrun]

Remembered this thread and held the moan. 

[helios]

I remembered this thread and moaned while thinking of morma. Felt good.

[Madrun Badrun]

true story, i peed only to find my friend standing behind me.  he said 'that must have been a good pee'.  I slipped the moan.