VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

One 3 minute teaser that doesn't give any details, then the actual details being pretty lol worthy. Marketing on point.

It will absolutely do over 40 million. It's guaranteed to be huge in Japan, huge in the US and huge in EU. It looks great, marketing is on point, Nintendo has big mainstream appeal right now and it's the most powerful handheld we've ever seen. Region free means plenty of niche appeal as well.

Anecdotal evidence: friends of mine want it day one who haven't been interested in a Nintendo console for over a decade.

so the wii, WiiU didn't interest his friend but a tablet with detachable controllers did... okay

Remember the term "lapsed gamer"?

Good times.  Nothing brings out the funny like Nintards.

[Narag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221129193&postcount=13233

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

 

[Atramental]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221129193&postcount=13233

 

Banned.  I'm surprise mods/admins still cover for that degenerate.

[Syph]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221129193&postcount=13233

 

Banned.  I'm surprise mods/admins still cover for that degenerate.

wish i could say im still surprised

[benjipwns]

One 3 minute teaser that doesn't give any details, then the actual details being pretty lol worthy. Marketing on point.

It will absolutely do over 40 million. It's guaranteed to be huge in Japan, huge in the US and huge in EU. It looks great, marketing is on point, Nintendo has big mainstream appeal right now and it's the most powerful handheld we've ever seen. Region free means plenty of niche appeal as well.

Anecdotal evidence: friends of mine want it day one who haven't been interested in a Nintendo console for over a decade.

so the wii, WiiU didn't interest his friend but a tablet with detachable controllers did... okay

The Wii came out November 2006. They first showed the remote in September 2005. That's a decade.

He's probably rounding up, his friends weren't interested in a Nintendo console since like February 2007.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221129193&postcount=13233

 

I'm going to hell for laughing at this but:

as they moan like the baby T-Rex from The Lost World.

This is the best line I've seen all week, bar none.

[benjipwns]

When Hillary becomes a serial sexual predator, racist, misogynist, bigot, xenophobe authoritarian nutjob this false equivalency will work. Until then, being a Trump supporter is hard work - and should rightly often get you banned.

what about four out of five 

[zepblackstar]

These words are coming from a man who beat his own mother in a pile of her own piss for drugs

I forgot about that amir0x detail. wasn't it over not watching the simpsons

[Rufus]

Poetic license.

[benjipwns]

These words are coming from a man who beat his own mother in a pile of her own piss for drugs

I forgot about that amir0x detail. wasn't it over not watching the simpsons

South Park

The trauma makes him hate people who make equivalencies between the two major political parties.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

These words are coming from a man who beat his own mother in a pile of her own piss for drugs

I forgot about that amir0x detail. wasn't it over not watching the simpsons

Wait, that's a real thing?

[nudemacusers]

Yes, but dude forgot to add the jizzing on pics of olimarios gf tho. If you're gonna die, die proper.

[toku]

people can change

[thisismyusername]

ITT: Casimir is a moron. But he's a Nintard, so it's not a surprise to anyone, right!?

[Great Rumbler]

As to the last part, it would behoove you to follow some of your own advice about worthwhile endeavors. If this is such a deep concern for you, writing your representative, encouraging other like minded individuals to do so, or running for office, would be infinity more fruitful than getting overly angry with someone on an international gaming forum.

[thisismyusername]

I'm not even military and I want to slap him. The obvious no brainer reaction is "well, that sucks. But the Pentagon should eat the costs or have the state pay for it." The state department screwed up, not the people that signed up under it. Those folks were told something, got something from it and didn't know it was a "whoops! Clerical error!" for granting them it. It sucks, but the Pentagon has more than enough money to eat this L and move on. Hassling veterans for that money back is just scuzzy.

[zomgee]

I'm saying all these things the forum likes but no one likes me, what's happening???

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298559

yeah, sure it happened exactly like that..

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221160024&postcount=430

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298559

yeah, sure it happened exactly like that..

That man's name?  Albert Einstein

[agrajag]

Haha. Kinitari got banned in that racism thread. For arguing that people shouldn't be judged based on the color of their skin. What a time to be alive!

[VomKriege]

  at almost no one reacting to that tactical strike on Amir0x. I expected the usual "wow what is this I don't even"-"get the fuck out with that shit"-"mods halp" but instead it's that silence of inconvenience & shame that follows crazy persons in public transports.

More from PoliGaf :

For example, sometimes I have dreams where Jennifer Garner is my mom. She is very pretty and the dream is extremely sexual.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221129613&postcount=13246

 

I have wondered before if political ideology should be somewhat of a protected class, as long as that ideology isn't a detriment to the other protected classes. It is a more common form of employment discrimination than race is, in cases where it isn't hidden.

But Trump has kinda proven a scenario where a lot of people agree with an ideology that doesn't seem very worth protecting.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221158806&postcount=13554

Globalists!!!!

Is that code for something?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221152734&postcount=13509

 

Omg poor huma. Wow. Don't worry lady you are going to the white House now.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221149209&postcount=13482

Remember kids, professional achievements will totally fill that emotional void.

[Raist]

Haha. Kinitari got banned in that racism thread. For arguing that people shouldn't be judged based on the color of their skin. What a time to be alive!

He's probably going to be perm'd before long. He thinks for himself, so that's not acceptable.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221171490&postcount=13602

That's a mighty high horse you have here.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Haha. Kinitari got banned in that racism thread. For arguing that people shouldn't be judged based on the color of their skin. What a time to be alive!

what, link please

[Let's Cyber]

I'm a little slow but it dawned on me today.  I've always assumed off-topic would go back to pre-April 2015 levels of insanity after the election but it is becoming more and more clear that this is the new normal.  The Trump stories will eventually fade but the "The stakes are too high/this isn't the time to criticize" is going to be extended to the point where it becomes the NeoGAF equivalent to the Patriot Act USA Freedom Act.  Any criticism of Hillary will be seen as support of the alt right, indefinitely

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=221101473

[Raist]

Haha. Kinitari got banned in that racism thread. For arguing that people shouldn't be judged based on the color of their skin. What a time to be alive!

what, link please

Starting at post 771.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=221148093

[Cerveza mas fina]

Is Cindi really Himuro? Seems to have gone off the deep end.

[Raist]

Again... this doesn't matter. Like I said before, nothing will change about this conversation unless White people stop making it about themselves and going #NotAllWhites. Of course we know not all White people are bigoted (there's a difference between bigotry & racism, by the way), but a large amount of them are. In fact, considering how the demographics are trending in this current election, one can make the case that most of them are. And a White person's bigotry is almost a separate conversation; we're talking about the racism that every White person in this country benefits from at even the smallest of levels, because this country was made with White people and only White people in mind.

Stop making this about you, white scum. *this post is now about white scum*

[Cerveza mas fina]

Anyone defending all white people are racist should be banned

[headwalk]

i wonder what lkbap's morning routine is?

sort of imagine it like patrick bateman's in its rigid doctrine, but with moisturisers and workouts replaced by various flails and inferiority chants.

[VomKriege]

I'm a little slow but it dawned on me today.  I've always assumed off-topic would go back to pre-April 2015 levels of insanity after the election but it is becoming more and more clear that this is the new normal.  The Trump stories will eventually fade but the "The stakes are too high/this isn't the time to criticize" is going to be extended to the point where it becomes the NeoGAF equivalent to the Patriot Act USA Freedom Act.  Any criticism of Hillary will be seen as support of the alt right, indefinitely

Yeah there's really no reason to expect it to revert and to be fair to GAF it is a trend much everywhere in real life (Dictatorship of hot-takes & a breakdown of actually reaching society-wide consensus, maybe because it's far easier to retreat back to your bubble or "echo chamber").
It's a small thing but watch the GAF "expressed consensus" flip flop in a matter of weeks on something as mundane as youtuber Ethan Klein (H3H3) with every new video.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm a little slow but it dawned on me today.  I've always assumed off-topic would go back to pre-April 2015 levels of insanity after the election but it is becoming more and more clear that this is the new normal.  The Trump stories will eventually fade but the "The stakes are too high/this isn't the time to criticize" is going to be extended to the point where it becomes the NeoGAF equivalent to the Patriot Act USA Freedom Act.  Any criticism of Hillary will be seen as support of the alt right, indefinitely

These are the people who are active participants on GAF despite malware in ads and pop unders.  Evilore finally found his mindless, compliant userbase.  These are the type of people that he's wanted all along.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Im thinking of starting a website that sells gaf accounts for $ 25

[nudemacusers]

ITT: Casimir is a moron. But he's a Nintard, so it's not a surprise to anyone, right!?

lol what a cunt.

[Raist]

From the "Switch is the true successor to the NGC"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221175150&postcount=2

What the fuck

[meeb]

Kinitari getting banned of all people. 

[Dennis]

Kinitari getting banned of all people. 

NeoGAF is moving so fast to the regressive left that those who appeared centrist yesterday now today look (alt-) right by comparison.

When even someone like Kinitari is getting banned you know NeoGAF is becoming a less tolerant place.

[agrajag]

Stop being racist against the Switch, you white-supremacist bigots. 


Also, someone invite Kinitari here, he seems like a good dude.

[Averon]

I'm a little slow but it dawned on me today.  I've always assumed off-topic would go back to pre-April 2015 levels of insanity after the election but it is becoming more and more clear that this is the new normal.  The Trump stories will eventually fade but the "The stakes are too high/this isn't the time to criticize" is going to be extended to the point where it becomes the NeoGAF equivalent to the Patriot Act USA Freedom Act.  Any criticism of Hillary will be seen as support of the alt right, indefinitely

The election has merely accelerated the path NeoGAF was already going down. The site was already well on its way turning into the the regressive pit-hole it currently is before the election.

[tiesto]

Just noticed we haven't rated final fantasies in a bit

After 44 minutes I've decided that we're probably mildly over this temporarily since the suggestion hasn't taken in a while and we should rank some other series. How about Mega Man including X, Zero, ZX, Battle Network, Star Force, Legends, etc. You go first mac, I'll get you started:

1. Mega Man X
2. Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters
3. Mega Man: The Power Battle
4. Mega Man 2
5. Mega Man Soccer

Was hoping we could rate Hudsonsoft nes games instead

1. Faxanadu
2. Adventure Island 4
3. Felix the Cat
4. Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom
5. Xexyz

[Cerveza mas fina]

Banjo Kazooie > Mario 64
Diddy Kong Racing > Mario Kart 64

[Great Rumbler]

Banjo Kazooie > Mario 64
Diddy Kong Racing > Mario Kart 64

Well, you got one of those right, at least.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Kintari is good people. He just made the mistake of not starting his post with "As a person of color..."
Of course, given what he was saying, even that might not have saved him.

[Dennis]

GAF ponders if doxxing is OK:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298733

[Himu]

Is Cindi really Himuro? Seems to have gone off the deep end.

I thought black folks couldn't swim?

Thankfully I can!

Sorry Junpei. 

[Mr. Nobody]

Anyone defending all white people are racist should be banned

 

[zepblackstar]

GAF ponders if doxxing is OK:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298733

they do know that works both ways....right?

[king of the internet]

Crackers have had it coming for a while. We don't get to have a persecution complex imo but I'm not a closet racist.

[Rufus]

You don't have to be a closeted racist to find people justifying sweeping generalizations bewildering. I don't quite understand why it's OK in this case. Any variation of "because it's sorta kinda true" isn't going to be all too convincing to me.

[Great Rumbler]

In the future, black people will be the new white people and white people will be slaves fighting for their freedom on the space plantations.

[VomKriege]

GAF ponders if doxxing is OK:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298733

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It is as long as it targets the right people.

[close]

[Nola]

GAF ponders if doxxing is OK:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298733

A mod, of all people, comes off as the most reasonable and well articulated in that thread....Of course followed by one of the dumber posters in that thread.

I remember when it was us liberals that were arguing a person's personal space is no ones business. Now its all moral majority with the left:

If you want to be a racist/sexist/general-all-around-dick in private. Fine, go ahead, I guess.

But the second that shit becomes public, I have the right to judge the shit out of you for it.

And frankly, don't care how it becomes public.

Points for honesty though.

[headwalk]

in the future we'll all just be a coffee coloured soup and nobody will give a fuck about their heritage or history because life is too crushingly brutal and depressing to ponder such liberal frivolities as we smash rocks on mars.

[Averon]

GAF ponders if doxxing is OK:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298733

they do know that works both ways....right?

Of course they don't. What's funny is that these people think such actions would just stop at racist and sexist comments. If such actions are normalized, watch as people dig in other people's past to find some dirt on them to get them fired. If someone dig into, say, a BLM activist's past, found they had a run in with the law, and tell their employer about that, GAF would be outraged.

[Joe Molotov]

GAF ponders if doxxing is OK:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1298733

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