Author Topic: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate (Read 1919 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **on:** September 29, 2016, 11:00:44 PM »

And most likely recently.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:02:47 PM »

SHAKE MY WET HAND

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:03:43 PM »

I"M A BUSINESS MEN SHOW YOU MY FIRM GRIP.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:04:36 PM »

How many even bother to wash their hands afterwards or do they just wipe it off

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:07:05 PM »

YOUR HAND IS MY WETNAP

Atramental · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:12:37 PM »

I actually think about this every time I shake someone's hand.

edit: The Japanese have the right idea. We should just bow to one another.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:14:34 PM »

bow like you are sucking cock.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:23:31 PM »

Don't care

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:26:48 PM »

it tastes all the same to you

zomgee · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2016, 11:55:11 PM »

Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on September 29, 2016, 11:04:36 PM

How many even bother to wash their hands afterwards or do they just wipe it off

Of course I wipe my hands, they usually have blood on them.

helios · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2016, 12:04:56 AM »

Lingering dick aromas on their fingertips

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2016, 12:06:23 AM »

Every hand that you've shaken has, at one point in time, touched a butt.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2016, 12:19:37 AM »

They have also, at one point in history, inappropriately touched an underage child too.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2016, 12:31:50 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 30, 2016, 12:19:37 AM

They have also, at one point in history, inappropriately touched an underage child too.

You have something you want to tell us, Mac?

Momo · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2016, 01:16:01 AM »

You now realize your crush has farted into their own hands in order to smell it.

Syph · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2016, 02:59:25 AM »

thought this would be a PD thread

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2016, 05:01:41 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2016, 05:07:06 AM »

Keyboards and smartphone screens are worse. It's best to just never, ever touch your face.

Raist · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2016, 05:15:27 AM »

But... people who shook YOUR hand are in the same situation too. I think that's fair.

edit: unless you're part of the left-handed master race I guess.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2016, 10:40:52 AM »

Everyone that you've ever kissed has probably eaten ass.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #20 on:** September 30, 2016, 10:56:19 AM »

Mom?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** September 30, 2016, 11:03:30 AM »

yes Son?

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2016, 11:18:27 AM »

#whitegenocide

That's why brothas dap. I've never nutted on my knuckles.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2016, 11:23:31 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2016, 11:44:23 AM »

I can smell it though the screen.

Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** September 30, 2016, 12:03:38 PM »

They've all wiped shit off asses too.

Momo · « **Reply #26 on:** September 30, 2016, 12:39:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 30, 2016, 10:40:52 AM

Everyone that you've ever kissed has probably eaten ass.

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Author Topic: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate (Read 1919 times)