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Am_I_Anonymous

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we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« on: October 21, 2016, 02:08:42 PM »
Thanks Obama.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2016, 02:10:10 PM »
 :hans1
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2016, 02:12:32 PM »
Eye for an eye. Should only take us about 4 minutes to shut down all 12 of Russia's servers....broke as motherfuckers.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2016, 02:12:37 PM »
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2016, 02:13:58 PM »
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2016, 02:22:23 PM »


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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2016, 02:27:02 PM »
What is this affecting?
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2016, 02:31:27 PM »
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2016, 02:33:15 PM »
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2016, 02:27:02 PM
What is this affecting?
My internet shopping.  I guess I'll have to work.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2016, 02:37:12 PM »
Is there some way we can just redirect the ads that NeoGAF has back towards the attackers?  That will bring anyone down to their virtual knees.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2016, 02:40:27 PM »
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2016, 02:42:42 PM »
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2016, 02:27:02 PM
What is this affecting?

All sites using DynDNS. Includes PSN, Twitter, PayPal, eBay, Spotify... Europe affected as well.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2016, 02:47:59 PM »
Just as long as xbl is up when I get home from work I'm good
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Tasty

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2016, 02:51:09 PM »
Google Public DNS :rejoice
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Bebpo

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2016, 02:58:22 PM »
Yeah, this sucks.  Though I'm kind of surprised it's not effecting gaf or bore?
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2016, 03:01:04 PM »
Fuck, they hittin netflix when I'm just sitting at my desk all day today? Nuke em
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2016, 03:09:55 PM »
Quote from: Bebpo on October 21, 2016, 02:58:22 PM
Yeah, this sucks.  Though I'm kind of surprised it's not effecting gaf or bore?

LOL too irrelevant to be cybered by the ruskies.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2016, 03:11:14 PM »
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2016, 03:01:04 PM
Fuck, they hittin netflix when I'm just sitting at my desk all day today? Nuke em

haha lazy nerd

*Pornhub is down*

LAUNCH CODES NOW
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2016, 03:18:11 PM »
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2016, 02:47:59 PM
Just as long as xbl is up when I get home from work I'm good

Netflix down
BF1 servers down

So far on xbl.
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zomgee

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2016, 03:25:24 PM »
One of my bosses just told me I needed to fix it.

Uh
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2016, 03:29:41 PM »
Quote from: zomgee on October 21, 2016, 03:25:24 PM
One of my bosses just told me I needed to fix it.

Uh

hurry up bitch i wanna netflix and cry myself to sleep
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2016, 03:33:44 PM »
It's progressively getting worse. By the time the west coast is off work your Xbox and PS4 are essentially paperweights.

On the bright side at least dice has somebody to blame their day 1 server issues on :lawd
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2016, 03:44:18 PM »
Quote from: mojovonio on October 21, 2016, 03:36:56 PM
Thank god I run my own plex server  :ryker

Not I'd your friends ISP's or yours run through DYN or level 3 :umad
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2016, 03:47:04 PM »
My friend at Comcast said they just got hit with 100,000,000 ppv buy requests in the last 10 minutes. Here they go.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2016, 03:51:56 PM »
Quote from: Pallando on October 21, 2016, 02:22:23 PM


 :gddr5

Eh, go read a book/outside or something.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2016, 03:55:15 PM »
This is currently fucking us at work. People are able to place orders and use paypal to pay, paypal takes their money, but we don't get the order info. If/when all these orders process, it's going to be like a fucking bomb hitting our inventory. Hopefully I'm not working by that point.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2016, 04:01:58 PM »
Well today was fun  :doge
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2016, 04:03:32 PM »
Quote from: mojovonio on October 21, 2016, 03:58:20 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2016, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on October 21, 2016, 03:36:56 PM
Thank god I run my own plex server  :ryker

Not I'd your friends ISP's or yours run through DYN or level 3 :umad

... what

I'm in the same boat as you - my Plex is in my home. You don't even need an internet connection to get it going. Best.
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VomKriege

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2016, 04:21:49 PM »
Hillary has been a senator for 30 years and can't fix this ?  ??? Wow deffo gonna vote for The Don. He'll show those 400 pounds script kiddies. :usacry
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2016, 04:45:37 PM »
Good thing Civ VI is out.  :win
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2016, 05:09:40 PM »
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2016, 02:27:02 PM
What is this affecting?

Dynamic Naming Services, and some sites. But mostly the DNS.

Quote from: mojovonio on October 21, 2016, 03:58:20 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2016, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on October 21, 2016, 03:36:56 PM
Thank god I run my own plex server  :ryker

Not I'd your friends ISP's or yours run through DYN or level 3 :umad

... what

Don't you know? A_I_A's unborn son/daughter is so good with these computers. It’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But he will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, mojo. And certainly cyber is one of them.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2016, 05:14:26 PM »
I cyber'd the internet so hard today, all from my elderly Russian mother's basement.  Just According to Keikaku

 :cody

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2016, 05:17:31 PM »
I and everyone else at work had issues on the west coast this morning so I didn't think it was just a New England thing like initially reported. The only thing I had left to do was a document request from lawyers so it's been a pretty easy day.

Tonight I'm planning to go out so I'm hoping Lyft isn't affected.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2016, 05:33:11 PM »
shit like this makes me glad I'm currently unemployed so I don't have to deal with anything commerce related like what Snorenado is gonna deal with
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2016, 05:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2016, 03:55:15 PM
This is currently fucking us at work. People are able to place orders and use paypal to pay, paypal takes their money, but we don't get the order info. If/when all these orders process, it's going to be like a fucking bomb hitting our inventory. Hopefully I'm not working by that point.

Are you at least getting PayPal account/bank numbers?
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2016, 05:44:32 PM »
It's okay, I was still able to watch Turbo Kid on Netflix
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Human Snorenado

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2016, 05:59:19 PM »
Quote from: BrandNew on October 21, 2016, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2016, 03:55:15 PM
This is currently fucking us at work. People are able to place orders and use paypal to pay, paypal takes their money, but we don't get the order info. If/when all these orders process, it's going to be like a fucking bomb hitting our inventory. Hopefully I'm not working by that point.

Are you at least getting PayPal account/bank numbers?

No. But, the issue resolved itself and we had 50+ orders show up in the span of 15 minutes. :doge
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2016, 06:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2016, 05:59:19 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 21, 2016, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2016, 03:55:15 PM
This is currently fucking us at work. People are able to place orders and use paypal to pay, paypal takes their money, but we don't get the order info. If/when all these orders process, it's going to be like a fucking bomb hitting our inventory. Hopefully I'm not working by that point.

Are you at least getting PayPal account/bank numbers?

No. But, the issue resolved itself and we had 50+ orders show up in the span of 15 minutes. :doge

That's good I guess.  I wouldn't even know what to do if my old company experienced this
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2016, 06:17:22 PM »
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2016, 02:27:02 PM
What is this affecting?
well this comes on the heels of the podesta emails and armed guards outside of the ecuadorian embassy in london... :hans1

nah but it affected me lol my midterm almost got moved to later in the day today because the software uses the internet lol
damn russians (or whoever) secretly dont want me to take the midterm
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2016, 06:30:05 PM »
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2016, 02:27:02 PM
What is this affecting?

Neogaf.

Now we know how the popunder ads kept getting on there.
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« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2016, 06:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2016, 03:33:44 PM
It's progressively getting worse. Xbox and PS4 are essentially paperweights.

cant speak to ps4 but sounds like your xbox 1 is working as intended
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railGUN

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2016, 07:22:46 PM »
Take this opportunity to fucking go fishing.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2016, 09:08:52 PM »
Quote from: Let's Cyber on October 21, 2016, 05:14:26 PM
I cyber'd the internet so hard today, all from my elderly Russian mother's basement.  Just According to Keikaku

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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2016, 09:44:30 PM »
Update: I'm playing Overwatch, still unaffected
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« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2016, 11:09:05 PM »
No problems here on the best coast.
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« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2016, 11:22:06 PM »
Nothing for me at all down here in FL.

Guess it's cause of all the rich Russians who buy out our real estate.  :doge
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« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2016, 11:33:33 PM »
Have seen zero problems today.

Google DNS :rejoice
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2016, 06:08:08 AM »
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2016, 03:39:19 PM »
Go outside, nerds.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2016, 08:44:12 PM »
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 21, 2016, 11:09:05 PM
No problems here on the best coast.

The internet works, sure.

Of course, if there's a light mist of rain or a gnat sneezes, you'll all get a county-wide power blackout.
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Re: we are under a cyber attack across the entire US because Obama is a pussy.
« Reply #50 on: October 25, 2016, 01:58:46 PM »
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