Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters

[Phoenix Dark]

THREE VOTES

Top 3 will be the Bore President, VP, and third party choice 

As election day looms and as America ponders consequential issues such as foreign policy and the economy, now is the time for The Bore to answer the most paramount of issues: if u were a girl who would u fuck.

I have included many classes of Bore members who are not having sex: virgins, semi virgins, and married men.

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my choices

First off I will be answering the poll as a 5'7, biracial woman who has dated a few guys but never found true love.

1. Father Mike

I have lived in apartments my entire life so the prospect of dating a man with a basement is exciting

2. Dufus


While I have a risk of diabetes on my (black) father's side, I still want to bake cookies with him.

3. I'm A Puppy!

I like Mexican food and need a man who can afford midnight trips to Taco Bell whenever the urge beckons.

[thisismyusername]

Asking the hard questions:

Father Mike (?)
Pallando (Cut)
Dufus ( Though probably never would do)
Mupepe (Cut)
ToxicAdam (Cut, if I remember right)
Bebpo (Cut)
chronovore (?)
Premium Lager (Uncut)
bork pls (Cut, because Jew)
I'm A Puppy! (Cut, because Mormon)
Van Cruncheon (Cut, because Jew IIRC)
Steve Contra (?)

Need the dick status of the mysterious ones before I vote. But it's looking "no confidence," for me bro.

[nudemacusers]

forever a write in 

[Phoenix Dark]

forever a write in 

I think you're the only married person who has sex so you aren't eligible.

[jakefromstatefarm]

umm, where is my preferred candidate nudemacusers? mods plz

edit:

forever a write in 

I think you're the only married person who has sex so you aren't eligible.

this is what democracy looks like

[Yeti]

why do I have to be a girl to want to fuck a borito? it's 2016, fuck is fuck

[nudemacusers]

forever a write in 

I think you're the only married person who has sex so you aren't eligible.

you can't waive the prospect of working my stroke game on a biracial (i assume black and asian) thot with your mind trapped inside in my face and take it away from me 

[MMaRsu]

PD i am sad I aint on this list


And why arent u on that list

Anyway voted Bebpo

[zomgee]

Pallando so he can finally get some.

[Tasty]

If you were a girl

[Syph]

stand and be counted

[recursivelyenumerable]

if nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve

[Human Snorenado]

[Tasty]

Bebps (cutiepie), chrono (daddy) and bork (SFV hate fucking.)

[Sausage]

It's never not Mupepe

[Momo]

I voted. 

[nachobro]

no mac, this election is bullshit

[I'm a Puppy!]

Chronovore, Mupepe and Father Mike.

there's a 2/3rds changes we're OK and a 1/3 chance we're all dead. question is, which are the 2 safe ones and which is the dead one?

[Valkyrie]

I voted accordingly to all the dick pictures you sent to me.

[Vertigo]

No black boreons on that list?

I see how it is PD.

[chronovore]

Asking the hard questions:

Father Mike (?)
Pallando (Cut)
Dufus ( Though probably never would do)
Mupepe (Cut)
ToxicAdam (Cut, if I remember right)
Bebpo (Cut)
chronovore (Cut)
Premium Lager (Uncut)
bork pls (Cut, because Jew)
I'm A Puppy! (Cut, because Mormon)
Van Cruncheon (Cut, because Jew IIRC)
Steve Contra (?)

Need the dick status of the mysterious ones before I vote. But it's looking "no confidence," for me bro.

FTFY

[chronovore]

Father Mike because I've always had BDSM interests.
I'm A Puppy because I know he's reliable; I could make a home and know he wouldn't cheat.
Van Cruncheon because I could hug him while riding behind him on his bike.

forever a write in 

I assume Nudemacusers is just beyond our reach.

Also, is Samson Manhug is eligible now, but is he off the list for Don't Ask, Don't Tell reasons? Oh, wait, we're supposed to imagine this as women.

[benjipwns]

crap, i voted straight cut

[bork]

THIS ELECTION IS RIGGED!
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[Phoenix Dark]

The polls are very unfair to Van Cruncheon, I think. Nobody looks cooler than him on a scooter, nobody. Believe me.

[CatsCatsCats]

Bebs

[Dennis]

Only bad choices 

[Joe Molotov]

Only bad choices 

Lesser of two evils

[bork]

THIS ELECTION IS RIGGED!
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[Cerveza mas fina]

Happy not to get the gay vote here

[Cerveza mas fina]

Errr I got my own vote plus the two lurking ladies here

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm holding off voting in case I need to vote for myself to break an embarrassing tie. 

[D3RANG3D]

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I claim Pallando's butt virginity.

[close]

[Tasty]

Happy not to get the gay vote here

[I'm a Puppy!]

Father Mike because I've always had BDSM interests.
I'm A Puppy because I know he's reliable; I could make a home and know he wouldn't cheat.
Van Cruncheon because I could hug him while riding behind him on his bike.

forever a write in 

I assume Nudemacusers is just beyond our reach.

Also, is Samson Manhug is eligible now, but is he off the list for Don't Ask, Don't Tell reasons? Oh, wait, we're supposed to imagine this as women.

So long as you do threesomes I'll never leave you bebee   

[Cerveza mas fina]

Happy not to get the gay vote here

[Mupepe]

Can we call the election now?  As the Weiner of the poll who do I get to fuck first?