Rating Cock - A JayDubya Trigger Thread

[Himu]

ITT we rate cocks and trigger JDB.

 

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http://www.xvideos.com/video4388987/caligula_amazing_orgy_1979

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Found at 8:30.

Look: 3/5 - too pink, and you can't see the head much or the top which is crucial for rating a penis but on the positive side the bottom isn't too veiny and he has a sexy uretha groove.
Size: 4/5 - Nice and thick that looks fun to play with but not too big! Perfect size!
Balls: 2.5/5 - A bit too far apart for my taste. I like balls that bounce in the sack.
Cum: 4/5 - Doesn't look liquidy but not too thick and sticky either. Thick enough to play with on your tongue but thin enough to swallow easily. The actress looks like she's having fun too! The only factor that's missing is taste!

Rating: 4/5! Pretty good cock! Post more!

[Tasty]

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JayDubya

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Look: 1/5 - A piece of shit
Size: 0.2"/5 - idontknowwhatiexpected.gif
Balls: 4/5 - Actually does have some balls posting here
Cum: 2/5 - He certainly spreads his batter over a lot of threads whether anyone wants him to or not, a bit thin and watery tho

Rating: 3/5 - Definitely a cock which I wouldn't mind sticking up my ass and shitting back out.

[Cerveza mas fina]

[benjipwns]

https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release

[Atramental]

What!

[nudemacusers]

Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.

But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.

Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love.





My wife likes my pennis so that's all that matters 

[nudemacusers]

wait i thought the others were meme jokes

Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt” contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it’s a fear that Buck must now face head on.

Buck’s novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck’s lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic.

Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?

This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on gay book action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex, and litigious living novels.

 

[demi]

[CatsCatsCats]

Where do I submit for rating?

[zomgee]

 Look through your collection for pictures you like, I guess.

[Himu]

I've seen drunk Andrex posts.

 Don't for a second think his involvement is about triggering JayDubya, this is about getting some Boreian dick pics under the guise of rating. 

Caught red handed!

[nudemacusers]

Where do I submit for rating?

send them to me nohomo

[Tasty]

Not gonna take credit for the idea but I'm fully on board.

Send to me.

[Joe Molotov]

Is this a place where I can post links to Chuck Tingle books?

Sure it is.

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I thought surely the last one was a troll, but nope, Chuck Tingle has indeed been nominated for a Hugo.

[Yeti]

of course he has

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[chronovore]

This thread has me tingly all over.

[nudemacusers]

can i change my username to 'pounded in the butt by gaf moderation'

[helios]

can i change my username to 'pounded in the butt by gaf moderation'

Pounded in the Butt by nudemacusers' quote can i change my username to 'pounded in the butt by gaf moderation'.

[Yeti]

can i change my username to 'pounded in the butt by gaf moderation'

[helios]

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Can't wait for the new Chuck Tingle book.

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Look: 2/5 - absolute know nothing cunt of a look
Size: 3/5 - skinny, effette cock with barely enough on it to fillet a chicken fillet.
Balls: 1/5 - is that a beachball? fuck off with that.
Cups: 0/5

[nudemacusers]

can i change my username to 'pounded in the butt by gaf moderation'

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[Cerveza mas fina]

can i change my username to 'pounded in the butt by gaf moderation'

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plz i want this to be on the front page

[Dickie Dee]

Bore Secret Santa will now become such an indifferent exercise in ordering someone a couple books online  :'(

[CatsCatsCats]

Bore Secret Santa will now become such an indifferent exercise in ordering someone a couple books online  :'(

We didn't even do it last year 😭

[nudemacusers]

Bore Secret Santa will now become such an indifferent exercise in ordering someone a couple books online  :'(

We didn't even do it last year 😭

nah you just weren't invited

[CatsCatsCats]

Fair enough