US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

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Mandarktory IUDs 

[Boredfrom]

Is like 2016 never ended:



I don’t care who you choose, just beat the Orange Cheeto you fucks.

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[kingv]

"intended to improve the quality of their populations' genetic stock."

How much of the quote did you read?

No one wants eugenics.

What makes sense is what Mandark called for in his platform: "a global sterilization regime."

No picking winners and losers. Across the board chemical sterilization. Put it in the reservoirs.

Good thing my family and I only drink Dew

[Nintex]

To Breed, You need
✓ Gamerscore of 1000+
✓ At least one viral Tweet
✓ A Nintendo Switch
✓ Certificate of being a good boi

[Rufus]

Mandatory IUDs for girls and snipped balls for guys at age 10.

At age 25, you can buy tickets for a lotto to get your breeding parts restored.

Lotto designed to keep global population at 1.65 billion

Let's start on a realistic goal first: develop a control chip, then you can peacefully implement your policy.

[ToxicAdam]

Why can't we just convert old ice cream trucks into mobile vasectomy units? Keep the same song, but just drive through neighborhoods and let people come forward that want it done for free. Sell it by letting them know how many thousands of dollars they will be saving over the course of their lifetime.

Operation "Nip it in the bud"

[Nintex]

tfw the trump administration when the transition team walks in

[curly]

james killed rosa

Parks?

[kingv]

lot of people in this thread not going to be emotionally prepared for sanders losing

Nah, I think people know he will probably lost the primary.

I’m just hoping anybody but Biden wins. Because Biden is a Hillary-tier candidate, and will make this shit a nail biter.

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https://twitter.com/philosophrob/status/1163491785697648645


https://twitter.com/CANCEL_SAM/status/1165724574257950721

 

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james killed rosa

Parks?

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[curly]

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I was looking for the version of the bottom one where she's wearing airpods but couldn't find it

[thisismyusername]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/cx0tli/why_is_this_sub_so_dead/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

#CopmalaRetireBitch

[Nintex]

The tale of two campaigns

https://twitter.com/SaysSimonson/status/1167161902830690313

SEASON PASS CONTENT

Does everybody know who this is?

Yes, except Biden 

[close]

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1167175045917003776


Trump made subtle references to Star Wars and Star Trek in his Space Command speech 

[Pwnz]

These guys don't 'member

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[VomKriege]

We've only reached this point because you people didn't sterilize the other forums thread before it was too late

on the other hand, seeing this subset of the western left is helping me understand why social democracy collapsed right into nazism last time. very cool.

Oh wow we're a party now even ?
Where's da donations at ?

[VomKriege]

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Hilldawg and Diamond Joe look fine, I don't know why peeps are mad ?

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/1167174404889075713

Hurricane is heading straight for the Mar-a-lago and Disney World 

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[Pwnz]

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I read that in her educated, privileged yet folksy voice.

[Pwnz]

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/1167174404889075713

Hurricane is heading straight for the Mar-a-lago and Disney World 

Yup, Trump will be all over this and probably won't fuck it up much. He has property there and it's a state he won and needs to win to stay out of prison.

All he has to do is spend other people's money while eating McDonald's and watching fox n friends.

[BisMarckie]

james killed rosa

Parks?

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Noske just wanted to restore some order. Nobody could have known the Freikorps would kill Liebknecht and her.
 And the riots afterwards? They could’ve just gone home and become model citizens.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The Duo is back together again, ready to drop bombs on all these bitches.

[agrajag]

https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN1VJ28B?__twitter_impression=true

case against Epstein dismissed

[kingv]

He fucking got Away with it.

Unbelievable.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1166846740936503296

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1167149993439965190
https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1167235505681027073

[VomKriege]

He fucking got Away with it.

Unbelievable.

Back in my day we'd have held a Cadaver Synod.
Millennials 

[Nintex]

Why are they grading that shit in multiple Pinocchio's.

Did these cretins forget to look up Pinocchio lore before they used that as a metaphor or is it another case of the Mandela effect?

[Mandark]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44608.msg2693056;topicseen#msg2693056

stealing material tsk tsk

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/STaylorRayburn/status/1166347828152680449

 

[benjipwns]

some more james porn:

So, in one Hail Mary heave, she unloaded $1.5 million on a two-week television buy in the doldrums of August to try to improve her numbers in Iowa and New Hampshire.

“The alternative to not going all in,” said Glen Caplin, a senior adviser to Ms. Gillibrand, “was not a viable alternative.”

The gamble would prove to be a final miscalculation. If the commercials caused any discernible Gillibrand bump, it would go undetected: No Iowa or New Hampshire polls that could have qualified her were even conducted after her ads aired.

...

Ms. Gillibrand said in an interview that she was unsure what the missing piece of her candidacy was. “I don’t know,” she said. “My campaign may well have been ahead of its time.”

...

As Ms. Gillibrand’s campaign languished, she began plunging ever more money into Facebook ads, prospecting for donors with money-losing offers like giving away T-shirts for $1.

Overall, she spent $2.8 million on Facebook — more than $20 for every contributor to her campaign.

...

“I didn’t see her show up like I know she could have and know that she can,” L. Joy Williams, the president of the Brooklyn N.A.A.C.P., said. “I don’t know why, to be honest with you.”

Her campaign also failed to line up key supporters in New York, such as party officials and members of Congress. One planned dinner for lawmakers at her Washington home was canceled. Some New York donors said they wrote her a check out of obligation but declined to host a fund-raiser. Charlie King, a Democratic National Committee member from New York who is unaligned in the 2020 race, said he never heard from Ms. Gillibrand or her team.

“I heard from several other campaigns,” Mr. King said. “Multiple times.”

...

Ms. Gillibrand and her campaign knew the second debate was her last best shot to break through. And they thought they had found a perfect issue to take on the front-runner, former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.: his opposition to a child tax credit in 1980.

But Ms. Gillibrand telegraphed the attack days before the debate. So Mr. Biden came prepared for her premeditated broadside, dismissing her questions about his record on defending women as expediency borne of the fact that she was now running against him.

[Occam]

james killed rosa

Parks?

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Noske just wanted to restore some order. Nobody could have known the Freikorps would kill Liebknecht and her.
 And the riots afterwards? They could’ve just gone home and become model citizens.

Noske absolutely understood that Pabst wanted to have Liebknecht and Luxemburg killed and agreed with it, he just didn't want to dirty his hands by giving the order himself. That's why he first tried to shift responsibility to general Lüttwitz, and when that wasn't possible, directly to Pabst.

[ToxicAdam]

And they thought they had found a perfect issue to take on the front-runner, former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.: his opposition to a child tax credit in 1980.

Hahaha. Yes, the perfect plan.

Biden did not oppose the child care tax credit. He supported expanding it for couples making less than $30,000 (about $88,000 in today’s terms). The amendment he voted against benefited people earning more than $30,000 ― but more notably it also would have helped workers with the lowest incomes, who would have been able to receive cash refunds had it become law in its original form.

Biden offered his own amendment to eliminate the credit for couples making a combined income of more than $30,000. Single parents would have had no cap.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-child-care-tax-credit_n_5d39fc3be4b004b6adbcee1f

[benjipwns]

The biggest name on Biden’s list was Tom Hanks, who gave him $1,400 in May. The Forest Gump star has a politically active wallet, and he most recently gave to Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) in March.

Other names on Biden’s list include Kaitlin Olson of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[VomKriege]

The biggest name on Biden’s list was Tom Hanks, who gave him $1,400 in May. The Forest Gump star has a politically active wallet, and he most recently gave to Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) in March.

Other names on Biden’s list include Kaitlin Olson of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Now when you watch the Green Mile, you'll stay limp and flaccid.

[james]

some more james porn:

So, in one Hail Mary heave, she unloaded $1.5 million on a two-week television buy in the doldrums of August to try to improve her numbers in Iowa and New Hampshire.

“The alternative to not going all in,” said Glen Caplin, a senior adviser to Ms. Gillibrand, “was not a viable alternative.”

The gamble would prove to be a final miscalculation. If the commercials caused any discernible Gillibrand bump, it would go undetected: No Iowa or New Hampshire polls that could have qualified her were even conducted after her ads aired.

...

Ms. Gillibrand said in an interview that she was unsure what the missing piece of her candidacy was. “I don’t know,” she said. “My campaign may well have been ahead of its time.”

...

As Ms. Gillibrand’s campaign languished, she began plunging ever more money into Facebook ads, prospecting for donors with money-losing offers like giving away T-shirts for $1.

Overall, she spent $2.8 million on Facebook — more than $20 for every contributor to her campaign.

...

“I didn’t see her show up like I know she could have and know that she can,” L. Joy Williams, the president of the Brooklyn N.A.A.C.P., said. “I don’t know why, to be honest with you.”

Her campaign also failed to line up key supporters in New York, such as party officials and members of Congress. One planned dinner for lawmakers at her Washington home was canceled. Some New York donors said they wrote her a check out of obligation but declined to host a fund-raiser. Charlie King, a Democratic National Committee member from New York who is unaligned in the 2020 race, said he never heard from Ms. Gillibrand or her team.

“I heard from several other campaigns,” Mr. King said. “Multiple times.”

...

Ms. Gillibrand and her campaign knew the second debate was her last best shot to break through. And they thought they had found a perfect issue to take on the front-runner, former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.: his opposition to a child tax credit in 1980.

But Ms. Gillibrand telegraphed the attack days before the debate. So Mr. Biden came prepared for her premeditated broadside, dismissing her questions about his record on defending women as expediency borne of the fact that she was now running against him.

No one came to her dinner

 

[Tasty]

But Ms. Gillibrand telegraphed the attack days before the debate. So Mr. Biden came prepared for her premeditated broadside, dismissing her questions about his record on defending women as expediency borne of the fact that she was now running against him.

Wow, just wow.

[kingv]

Gilli thought she had the perfect springboard to be President when she advocated for getting rid of Al Franken with no due process when he was accused by a right wing radio host with false accusations.

[Brehvolution]

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/attorney-herdman-blasts-white-nationalism

“Now let me speak generally to those who are advocates for white supremacy, or white nationalism,” Herdman said during the press conference. “I am talking directly to you.”

The prosecutor proceeded to slam white nationalists and their decision to take out their “frustration at failure in the political arena by resorting to violence.”

Herdman said that threats or acts of violence from “cowards” in the name of white supremacy “don’t make you soldiers, they make you criminals.”

“We are always awake,” the prosecutor said. “And arm in arm with the public, when your hatred leads you to break the law, we will do everything we can to be there to stop you.”

[Cauliflower Of Love]

He fucking got Away with it.

Unbelievable.

Here lies epstein

Died of Camera Malfunctions

[james]

Gilli thought she had the perfect springboard to be President when she advocated for getting rid of Al Franken with no due process when he was accused by a right wing radio host with false accusations.

Fun fact, the girl Gilli invited as her special state of the union guest went on to make a porno

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceci_N%27est_Pas_Un_Viol

[Nintex]

He fucking got Away with it.

Unbelievable.

Here lies epstein

Died of Camera Malfunctions

If you rape one girl it is your problem.
If you rape hundreds and sell them to Prince Andrew it becomes the government's problem.

 

[james]

He fucking got Away with it.

Unbelievable.

Here lies epstein

Died of Camera Malfunctions

If you rape one girl it is your problem.
If you rape hundreds and sell them to Prince Andrew it becomes the government's problem.

 

And if you rape thousands you become the first Great Khan of the Mongol Empire

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1166893567664459776

LMAO within a month CNN will be nothing but their anchors screaming in straight jackets 

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/NGrossman81/status/1167306764863164416

Michael Tracey destroyed with facts and logic

[kingv]

Gilli thought she had the perfect springboard to be President when she advocated for getting rid of Al Franken with no due process when he was accused by a right wing radio host with false accusations.

Fun fact, the girl Gilli invited as her special state of the union guest went on to make a porno

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceci_N%27est_Pas_Un_Viol

They sounds really insufferable.

[agrajag]

it's performance art

 

[kingv]

You can peep my performance art on my onlyfans.

[Joe Molotov]

It's called hentai and it's art

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[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1167061079626792960

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/VanJones68/status/1167433980662243328

Slick crypto fascist yang scam 

[Nintex]

LMAO

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1167493371973255170

 

[james]

Dorian is heading directly to Mar-a-Largo.

If the storm is a bulls-eye, it means every atheist on earth better find themselves a god to pray to.

[Nintex]

Dorian is heading directly to Mar-a-Largo.

If the storm is a bulls-eye, it means every atheist on earth better find themselves a god to pray to.

If Trump nukes it the simulation crashes 

[james]

Dorian is heading directly to Mar-a-Largo.

If the storm is a bulls-eye, it means every atheist on earth better find themselves a god to pray to.

If Trump nukes it the simulation crashes 

You can see the moment he launches the nuke and diverts the storm

[VomKriege]

Dorian is heading directly to Mar-a-Largo.

If the storm is a bulls-eye, it means every atheist on earth better find themselves a god to pray to.

He'll just grift direct more FEMA money to rebuilding it.