Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6889651 times)

team filler · « **Reply #53700 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:12:02 PM »

I'll be writing in for mandark in the GE since he knows so much!

nachobro · « **Reply #53701 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:25:53 PM »

ill be voting etoilet for exposing mandark's cowardice

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53702 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:33:50 PM »

Quote from: naff on March 10, 2020, 05:01:01 PM

peak white woman https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2020/03/im-mad-my-husband-voting-bernie-sanders/607738/

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53703 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:37:48 PM »

honkeys turning out for bernie in MI.

Nintex · « **Reply #53704 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:39:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/Forrest4Trees/status/1237470662723280896

Trump's going to speak again. They're bringing out the presentation boards

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1237492747080212480

nachobro · « **Reply #53705 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:43:09 PM »

mini pls what about unity? we're supposed to be working together to beat trump, right?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53706 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:44:32 PM »

Holy shit, they're doing a press briefing on corona, and they have all these foamboards up.

They're all squeezing in together as close as possible.

They've been saying to keep 3 to 6 feet apart from people in public spaces.

Nintex · « **Reply #53707 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 10, 2020, 05:44:32 PM

Holy shit, they're doing a press briefing on corona, and they have all these foamboards up.

They're all squeezing in together as close as possible.

They've been saying to keep 3 to 6 feet apart from people in public spaces.

Larry is hiding behind Pence, possibly next to speak

nachobro · « **Reply #53708 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:46:06 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 10, 2020, 05:42:12 PM

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1237415799306018816

printer go brrrrrrr!

pls trump give us m4a!

the ultimate way to own the libs!

Nintex · « **Reply #53709 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:47:17 PM »

Pence just confirmed Larry will speak. It's on.

Nintex · « **Reply #53710 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:49:36 PM »

Larry can barely stand and Pence first wants the doctors to speak

Sounds like Fauci has a sore throat.

Mandark · « **Reply #53711 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:52:07 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 10, 2020, 05:48:24 PM

i checked my skin color just now and it looks like I'm not going to benefit from a nazi healthcare plan, sorry

shosta getting in a protracted argument with a bureaucrat about the historical roots of the word "aryan" so he doesn't have to pay 125 bucks for antibiotics

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53712 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:52:51 PM »

There goes my under the mattress money:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1237496113843896322

:

Nintex · « **Reply #53713 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:53:06 PM »

I like how they printed the website om foam boards and you can still see the navigation and search bar.

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 10, 2020, 05:52:51 PM

There goes my under the mattress money:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1237496113843896322

:

Trump will have a higher youth turnout in November than the Democrats.

Mandark · « **Reply #53714 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 10, 2020, 05:53:06 PM

Trump will have a higher youth turnout in November than the Democrats.

hypothetically what sort of odds would you put on this happening?

Nintex · « **Reply #53715 on:** March 10, 2020, 05:56:11 PM »

Vic Berger doesn't even need to edit this.

https://twitter.com/Philip_Davis_NY/status/1237497955814432768

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1237497765527056387

Nintex · « **Reply #53716 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:00:40 PM »

Larry drunk af confirmed

nachobro · « **Reply #53717 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:01:41 PM »

gimme dat tax cut, trumpy!

Mandark · « **Reply #53718 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:02:14 PM »

Young People Are Conservative is literally the first nintex garbage take/lie that I remember

nachobro · « **Reply #53719 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:03:13 PM »

prescription for america

nachobro · « **Reply #53720 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:04:09 PM »

the surgeon general rules

Mandark · « **Reply #53721 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:04:58 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 10, 2020, 06:03:12 PM

was that before or after lying about buying a car?

way before

"oh this foreigner is getting american politics through forums and is honestly mistaken, I'll provide him with some further information" I thought, with Nola-like sincerity

Nintex · « **Reply #53722 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:11:38 PM »

Don't ask about specifics, budgets shortfalls just take your tax cuts.

VIRUS VIRUS do you know there is VIRUS

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53723 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:15:02 PM »

apparently those were MO numbers and not MI numbers.

establishment!

---

Dude just said that nobody else in the world does testing by walking in and asking for a test.

Aren't there like five countries doing drive through tests?

What a bunch of fucking assholes.

Nintex · « **Reply #53724 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 10, 2020, 06:15:02 PM

apparently those were MO numbers and not MI numbers.

establishment

---

Dude just said that nobody else in the world does testing by walking in and asking for a test.

Aren't there like five countries doing drive through tests?

What a bunch of fucking assholes.

You can't just go get a test unless you do it at QUEST(TM) or LABCORE(TM).

Nintex · « **Reply #53725 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:22:59 PM »

Pence admits he can't get Trump to stop shaking hands.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #53726 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:26:34 PM »

Oh yeah? How would YOUR hair fare in a blizzard?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53727 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:32:27 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 10, 2020, 06:25:34 PM

Stop livejournaling a fucking press conference you simple minded idiot

President pence was looking on point.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53728 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:44:59 PM »

https://medium.com/@michaelbarth_34088/team-warren-for-bernie-sanders-a7902deb5343

Warren's ex team endorses Bernie.

Warren to be put on milk cartons

kingv · « **Reply #53729 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:48:04 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 10, 2020, 04:27:04 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 10, 2020, 04:16:24 PM
you can say the word mr. biden sir, you've got the pass

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1237158273914208257

Preemptively gave him the pass so he'd be covered when he blurts it out when sundowning

Bruh, I’m pretty sure Biden has had that pass since he was fighting for segregation.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53730 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:49:53 PM »

Quote from: kingv on March 10, 2020, 06:48:04 PM

Quote from: Stro on March 10, 2020, 04:27:04 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 10, 2020, 04:16:24 PM
you can say the word mr. biden sir, you've got the pass

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1237158273914208257

Preemptively gave him the pass so he'd be covered when he blurts it out when sundowning

Bruh, I’m pretty sure Biden has had that pass since he was fighting for segregation.

Ghoul · « **Reply #53731 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:50:11 PM »

Biden like guns

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53732 on:** March 10, 2020, 06:57:46 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 10, 2020, 06:51:14 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 10, 2020, 06:44:59 PM
https://medium.com/@michaelbarth_34088/team-warren-for-bernie-sanders-a7902deb5343

Warren's ex team endorses Bernie.

Warren to be put on milk cartons
This is really misleading. None of Warren's key campaign staff have signed this as of yet nor do I expect them to.

Fine, Warren Believes in Bernie

Himu · « **Reply #53733 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:15:55 PM »

I lit a candle and prayed for Sanders winning today.

I also prayed for Mr. Gundam and Bebpo as they are our most immune compromised Boreans.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53734 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:18:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/jonathanoosting/status/1237515021099216897

Occam · « **Reply #53735 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:31:29 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 10, 2020, 07:15:55 PM

I lit a candle

So you think increasing your carbon footprint is going to improve his chances?

Nintex · « **Reply #53736 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:38:47 PM »

Quote from: Occam on March 10, 2020, 07:31:29 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 10, 2020, 07:15:55 PM
I lit a candle

So you think increasing your carbon footprint is going to improve his chances?

Maybe send some UN climate troops to put it out.

team filler · « **Reply #53737 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:40:56 PM »

https://twitter.com/USPoliticsPoll/status/1237519582014910464

Nintex · « **Reply #53738 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:42:43 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 10, 2020, 07:40:56 PM

https://twitter.com/USPoliticsPoll/status/1237519582014910464

Guess we'll have to tune into Twitter

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53739 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:43:38 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 10, 2020, 07:40:56 PM

https://twitter.com/USPoliticsPoll/status/1237519582014910464

Well of course, Bloomberg stopped paying when he dropped out.

Himu · « **Reply #53740 on:** March 10, 2020, 07:46:33 PM »

Quote from: Occam on March 10, 2020, 07:31:29 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 10, 2020, 07:15:55 PM
I lit a candle

So you think increasing your carbon footprint is going to improve his chances?

I must confess: they are fake candles. You press a button and it lights up.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53741 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:00:51 PM »

hold me shosta

Nintex · « **Reply #53742 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:02:36 PM »

There were already reports you won't get any results until Wednesday at the earliest so they can bern the Sanders votes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #53743 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:03:33 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 10, 2020, 05:06:40 PM

Quote
My husband and I started dating just before the 2012 election. After the results of that election came in, he texted me that yes, it was great that we got four more years of Barack Obama, but what he’d really be excited for was to vote for President Warren one day.
this definitely happened

Oh it probably did happen, and that mofo was trying to get laid af.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53744 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:04:19 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #53745 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:04:43 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 10, 2020, 08:03:55 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 10, 2020, 08:02:36 PM
There were already reports you won't get any results until Wednesday at the earliest so they can bern the Sanders votes
this is not true

https://twitter.com/kendallkarson/status/1237511655602282498

james · « **Reply #53746 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:08:45 PM »

RIGGED

Tripon · « **Reply #53747 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:09:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1237530907164078080

team filler · « **Reply #53748 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:11:47 PM »

nintex is right about the youth leaning right, how else do you explain having two right wing parties and no left wing opposition?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53749 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:15:08 PM »

Bernie is surging in second place with less delegates than Biden!

team filler · « **Reply #53750 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:15:49 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 10, 2020, 07:15:55 PM

I lit a candle and prayed for Sanders winning today.

I also prayed for Mr. Gundam and Bebpo as they are our most immune compromised Boreans.

https://twitter.com/AbshirDSM/status/1237530968916783104

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53751 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:18:49 PM »

That's a fly turtleneck

Tulsi @ 816

Bloomberg @ 753

Warren @ 569

team filler · « **Reply #53752 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:20:52 PM »

I'd like to take her out for a cup of zionist coffee some time

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53753 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:32:20 PM »

croooked poles!

The establishment is rigging the reporting percentile!

naff · « **Reply #53754 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 10, 2020, 08:34:45 PM

FACT CHECK: There are no such thing as fly turtlenecks

sad!

and very wrong

Tripon · « **Reply #53755 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:40:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1237520358783062016

Still expect Biden to win tonight, but wonder if people expect Biden to actually do shit because the generic Dem platform has moved left compared to 2012 and 2016.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53756 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:41:17 PM »

The entire electorate are uninformed voters.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #53757 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:42:51 PM »

anybody have a link to the refund page on PI?

It's time for Bernie to follow Biden around the country and hold rallies pushing his policies.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #53758 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:44:09 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 10, 2020, 08:41:17 PM

The entire electorate are uninformed voters.

Are you saying black people are uninformed voters?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #53759 on:** March 10, 2020, 08:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on March 10, 2020, 08:32:20 PM

croooked poles!

(Image removed from quote.)

The establishment is rigging the reporting percentile!

(Image removed from quote.)

what did bismarkie do?

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6889651 times)