*ring* *ring*
"Yes, this is Joe"
"Hi Joe, this is Mark from Facebook"
"Oh Hi Mark, let me turn down the record player. I really appreciate you calling to support me I..."
"Say Joe, I'm looking at our commitment to your campaign and this months ad spending. Is it true you have just about $9 million?"
"Yeah, we currently have $9 million in hand so if you could chip-in like ol' corn pop used to say I would appreciate it. Still, I told my staff that at least 5% of our spending should be online so..."
"Well I just got off the phone with Brad Parscale and they just 'chipped in' another 200 million in Facebook ads... today. Something about Mitt Romney being a spy for you guys and having an affair with your son,
that shit is getting crazier by the day but it's their money so what can I do"
"That's fake news... you know that Mark. You shouldn't run that."
"Yup, but those ain't fake dollars Joe, bye!"
*click*